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Holy shit! I'm going to be a father!
bloodyroarxx
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So I now I'm not normally from around these parts but D&D is scarier.
But yeah I'm going to be a dad. I'm pretty excited about it we are going for our first ultrasound on Thursday.
Anyone else in these parts a new or soon to be parent?
But yeah I'm going to be a dad. I'm pretty excited about it we are going for our first ultrasound on Thursday.
Anyone else in these parts a new or soon to be parent?
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also, too soon for a paternity test?
HUNDRED
BABIES
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and one set of balls.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I'm hoping it takes after Redeemer more than myself. If we have a fat baby I am going to shake it
Treat it like an adult.
Give it cigars and hookers
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That's a good dad.
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"Whattayat by, go fer a cig?"
These should be your first words to him.
THEY'LL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS
Or the mailmans dick does...
Hurray for dicks working!
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Leprosy is a bitch
you better be a good dad. or else.
When I saw you posted in here I had to see what you said.
Because if you got somebody pregnant my first thought is "well, at least your giant penis stretched her vagina out enough for the baby to just fall out"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V2rj2ZkUSc
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Her and this other lady that just had a kid are always having in depth discussions about swollen feet.
It's fucking gross, and their desks are right next to mine.
And make sure it doesn't slaughter the entire delivery room when it comes out.
If it wasn't sure to get you fired, I would tell you to get them to stop by saying "You know what else is swollen hearing about this?" and gesture to your crotch
Parents nowadays suck, and I hate all teenagers.
"Two of my fetishes, pregnant chicks and feet. Rub those puffy puppies right here, ladies" *gyrate hips*
Yeah, I bet HR would give me a ring after that.
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As long as you said it while doing regular work gestures the security cameras would work in your favor. It would be the word of two overly-emotional preggos against yours. A man.