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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    I think they can probably beat San Francisco next week, but I'm not exactly thrilled with their chances against Cincy next week. Although if they can't beat Cincinatti, they really shouldn't be getting too far in the playoffs anyway.

    And yeah, KC losing this week was good for Denver, because as long as Denver wins out, the Chiefs can't catch them.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    but if Cincy loses this week, Denver can clinch next week with a win, a Chiefs loss, and a loss by either the Jags or the Jets

    if Cincy wins this week, Denver can clinch next week with a win, a Chiefs loss, and a loss by both the Jags and the Jets

    edit - the playoffs are too damn complicated

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Gah.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    just to make things more complicated, the Chiefs play the Jags the last week of the season. that game could prove to be as important as the Denver-Cincy game next week

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    and then of course there's the possibility (though slim) that New England loses the East to the Jets. New England's last two games are at Jacksonville and at Tennessee, and they could lose both of them. If the Jets win out at Miami and at home against Oakland (easily possible), the Jets would take the East and New England would fall to a wildcard. the Pats would be 10-6 and have a 6-6 conference record.

    what makes this really interesting is if Denver also wins out and Cincy wins out except for Denver, all three are 10-6. and though NE would have the worst conference record of the three, they would make it with Denver and Cincy sits out.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    the wook wrote:
    and then of course there's the possibility (though slim) that New England loses the East to the Jets. New England's last two games are at Jacksonville and at Tennessee, and they could lose both of them. If the Jets win out at Miami and at home against Oakland (easily possible), the Jets would take the East and New England would fall to a wildcard. the Pats would be 10-6 and have a 6-6 conference record.

    what makes this really interesting is if Denver also wins out and Cincy wins out except for Denver, all three are 10-6. and though NE would have the worst conference record of the three, they would make it with Denver and Cincy sits out.

    but if you take that and throw Jacksonville in the mix at 10-6 (which would require them to win out), Denver and Cincy advance based on their better conference records. Denver would be fifth seed by virtue of their win over Cincy

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    the wook wrote:
    and then of course there's the possibility (though slim) that New England loses the East to the Jets. New England's last two games are at Jacksonville and at Tennessee, and they could lose both of them. If the Jets win out at Miami and at home against Oakland (easily possible), the Jets would take the East and New England would fall to a wildcard. the Pats would be 10-6 and have a 6-6 conference record.

    what makes this really interesting is if Denver also wins out and Cincy wins out except for Denver, all three are 10-6. and though NE would have the worst conference record of the three, they would make it with Denver and Cincy sits out.

    Ordinarily this would be classified as heresey, but considering how inconsistent the Pats have been (miami wtf) I wouldn't be surprised if something like this happened.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Whoo Colts...

    Even though the Bengals were my beginning of the season superbowl pick.

    I like the Colts.

    Also, I guess LT better get his records out of the way now because he won't do it next season.

    He'll be on the cover of Madden come August.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ShimSham wrote:
    Whoo Colts...

    Even though the Bengals were my beginning of the season superbowl pick.

    I like the Colts.

    Also, I guess LT better get his records out of the way now because he won't do it next season.

    He'll be on the cover of Madden come August.

    oh god don't say that D:

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ShimSham wrote:
    Whoo Colts...

    Even though the Bengals were my beginning of the season superbowl pick.

    I like the Colts.

    Also, I guess LT better get his records out of the way now because he won't do it next season.

    He'll be on the cover of Madden come August.

    Not if he fucking refuses. I wouldn't go on the cover if I were him. He's on track to become the all-time TD leader.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ShimSham wrote:
    Whoo Colts...

    Even though the Bengals were my beginning of the season superbowl pick.

    I like the Colts.

    Also, I guess LT better get his records out of the way now because he won't do it next season.

    He'll be on the cover of Madden come August.

    Not if he fucking refuses. I wouldn't go on the cover if I were him. He's on track to become the all-time TD leader.

    the way he plays the game, he probably wouldn't go on the cover. at least not without Lorenzo Neal and the O-line. he's way too unselfish.

    that said, can the curse screw multiple people at once? i want the Chargers to have an O-line next year

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    They should put Mike Vanderjagt on the cover or something. Maybe he'll get hit by a bus.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    They should put Mike Vanderjagt on the cover or something. Maybe he'll get hit by a bus.

    It would be fucking beautiful if they put a kicker on the cover.

    Any kicker. That would just be fucking great.

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wooo Monday night baby!

    Let's go Blue!

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i need graham to kick 3 PAT's or a fieldgoal.

    preferrably everything mentioned in the line above.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm just wondering, I realize McNabb's injury is old news now, but fuck, that guy gets hurt every fuck year. Are his bones made of a fine porcelain?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    I'm just wondering, I realize McNabb's injury is old news now, but fuck, that guy gets hurt every fuck year. Are his bones made of a fine porcelain?
    Well, this year was his knee, the year before was a hernia, so uh, no. My guess is they're made of fine Campbell's soup.

    Does anyone else think Hassleback looks like a sex offender?

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wilkens you son of a bitch

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  • ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Memo

    To: Colts Kick Returners
    From: Ultraexactzz

    Subj: Standard Procedures
    CC: Wilkins

    In the future, when returning a punt, CATCH THE FUCKING BALL prior to running up the field.

    Alternatively, feel free to call a fair catch, if you're that worried about being broken by the big ugly mens coming after you.

    Thank you. That is all.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    man, you guys really believe in that superstitious bullshit about the madden curse

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    You know...I keep seeing the replay of that last INT that Eli threw in the Eagle game. Tiki flails wildly at it and accomplishes nothing...why didn't he just hit the guy who was going to catch it?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Also, Drew Brees deserves MVP this year

    and lol @ San Diego for letting him go

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I'm just wondering, I realize McNabb's injury is old news now, but fuck, that guy gets hurt every fuck year. Are his bones made of a fine porcelain?
    Well, this year was his knee, the year before was a hernia, so uh, no. My guess is they're made of fine Campbell's soup.

    Does anyone else think Hassleback looks like a sex offender?

    Jake Plummer has the sex offender look down with the pedostache.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Also, Drew Brees deserves MVP this year

    and lol @ San Diego for letting him go

    While I agree they shouldn't have let him go, they are 12-2 without him. I think they ended up just fine.

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You know...I keep seeing the replay of that last INT that Eli threw in the Eagle game. Tiki flails wildly at it and accomplishes nothing...why didn't he just hit the guy who was going to catch it?

    He only had a second to try and think what to do. If he would have knocked the ball down, he would have been commended. And if he hit the guy and the dude still caught it, he would have been yelled at for not hitting the ball down.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    webber wrote:
    You know...I keep seeing the replay of that last INT that Eli threw in the Eagle game. Tiki flails wildly at it and accomplishes nothing...why didn't he just hit the guy who was going to catch it?

    He only had a second to try and think what to do. If he would have knocked the ball down, he would have been commended. And if he hit the guy and the dude still caught it, he would have been yelled at for not hitting the ball down.

    I know...I'm just bitter.

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    webber wrote:
    You know...I keep seeing the replay of that last INT that Eli threw in the Eagle game. Tiki flails wildly at it and accomplishes nothing...why didn't he just hit the guy who was going to catch it?

    He only had a second to try and think what to do. If he would have knocked the ball down, he would have been commended. And if he hit the guy and the dude still caught it, he would have been yelled at for not hitting the ball down.

    I know...I'm just bitter.

    I'm sorry, i was pulling for the giants too. Stupid fucking Garcia. Why do all quarterbacks who go to Detroit suck balls?

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    webber wrote:
    webber wrote:
    You know...I keep seeing the replay of that last INT that Eli threw in the Eagle game. Tiki flails wildly at it and accomplishes nothing...why didn't he just hit the guy who was going to catch it?

    He only had a second to try and think what to do. If he would have knocked the ball down, he would have been commended. And if he hit the guy and the dude still caught it, he would have been yelled at for not hitting the ball down.

    I know...I'm just bitter.

    I'm sorry, i was pulling for the giants too. Stupid fucking Garcia. Why do all quarterbacks who go to Detroit suck balls?

    Fire Millen

    This is the only thing I can think to say about the Lions.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Colts run D isn't doing horribly.

    Good to see.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    man

    I know a Colts victory is good for the Chargers. I know it is. But I just can't cheer for Indy.

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm pumped out of my mind.

    Huge win here.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    oh awesome, cincinatti losing is excellent news

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    I think they can probably beat San Francisco next week, but I'm not exactly thrilled with their chances against Cincy next week. Although if they can't beat Cincinatti, they really shouldn't be getting too far in the playoffs anyway.

    And yeah, KC losing this week was good for Denver, because as long as Denver wins out, the Chiefs can't catch them.

    here's the official word

    Denver Broncos (8-6) – Currently hold the fifth seed based on better conference record (7-4) than the Bengals (6-4), Jaguars (5-5) and Jets (5-5). Can clinch playoff spot with win, Chiefs loss or tie and Jets loss; or win, Chiefs loss or tie and Jaguars loss.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Vikings 59 - 0 because VIKES!!!!!!! and fuck Brett Favvrerrerer

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    jwalk wrote:
    Vikings 59 - 0 because VIKES!!!!!!! and fuck Brett Favvrerrerer
    Nah.

    GB - 27
    Vikes - 17

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    my question is

    will he retire so I can hear about it for weeks on end

    because, if I have to deal with that, I hope he just dies of a heart attack so I get something out of it.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Physically, he's got 2 more years in him, barring injury.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    yeah, and then Green Bay can start planning to make the playoffs again

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    yeah, and then Green Bay can start planning to make the playoffs again
    They're on the bubble right now, granted it's a long shot still though.

    Had they played as well as they are now, earlier in the season, they'd have at least 2 more wins. Against New Orleans (who in week 2 wasn't playing like they are now, but they stopped GB's run game completely) and against St. Louis, which was almost a win for GB anyway but in the final seconds STL came strong and smashled Favre and he lost the ball.

    and blah blah blah, he lost the game but almost any QB would have lost a ball when being hit like he was, Carson lost one the other night almost like it.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    man, I don't fuck care about green bay. Right now I'm rooting for Tennessee, because fuckdammit they've earned a playoff spot.

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