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Unintended consequences

Aggrav8dAggrav8d Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
"Ham Doctor" was just one entry in a horrifying list we made up to shock the future. Here are the others, if you are so inclined:

Voltron Nightgown

Strawberry Smurf

Cherry Split

Caramel Pollock

Greasy Pumpkin

Tangy Slipper

"The Prestige"

(CW)TB

So.... what rude and improbable act is a (CW)TB? :P

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This thread title speaks to me

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    WHAT THE FUCK

    FUCK YOU, GUY

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this is just Fakeposters' Hour I guess

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    (cops with) tomorrow bakery

    ack on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AUTOBOT

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    we need to lay out some poison traps or something

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh hey I get it you have an "eight" in your username.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Night of the Living (Shit)Thread(s)

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm gonna have to poop these potato chips out sometime

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    aggrav8d

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you know what's gross?

    butt zits

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm so aggrav8d.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there's more than one spam thread right now I don't know which one to post in :(

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    aggrav8d 4 mod

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    im "agrrieated" tat you guys aren't taking this thread seriously

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    you know what's gross?

    butt zits

    Man.

    I get some doozies sometimes.

    Like, fucking massive ones.

    And those bastards pop hardcore.

    Also hurt pretty hardcore.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    you know what's gross?

    butt zits

    Man.

    I get some doozies sometimes.

    Like, fucking massive ones.

    And those bastards pop hardcore.

    Also hurt pretty hardcore.

    I was speaking hypothetically

    that's nasty

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    you know what's gross?

    butt zits

    Man.

    I get some doozies sometimes.

    Like, fucking massive ones.

    And those bastards pop hardcore.

    Also hurt pretty hardcore.

    I was speaking hypothetically

    that's nasty

    Dammit Wook.

    No you weren't

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    you know what's gross?

    butt zits

    Man.

    I get some doozies sometimes.

    Like, fucking massive ones.

    And those bastards pop hardcore.

    Also hurt pretty hardcore.

    jesus christ

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  • Aggrav8dAggrav8d Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey hey hey. I'm not the one who made the mistake of signing his name at the end of a list of future profanities, don't get all panties-in-a-bunch at me.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't get butt zits.

    I do, however, get freakishly long, singular, blond hairs.

    'Bout 5 inches or so.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I was speaking hypothetically

    that's nasty
    everyone shun tweaked bat now

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    THE GOOOOD TIMES ARE KILLING ME

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh

    OH

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    (Clan Wombat) Tycho Brahe

    hey did you guys know Tycho Brahe was a scientist?

    He died because he held in his piss for too long and his bladder ruptured

    I wonder if Jerry knows that :O

    #pipe on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aggrav8d wrote: »
    Hey hey hey. I'm not the one who made the mistake of signing his name at the end of a list of future profanities, don't get all panties-in-a-bunch at me.

    that is NOT a verb

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I was speaking hypothetically

    that's nasty
    everyone shun tweaked bat now

    As if no-one has ever had a butt zit before.

    Come on people.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I'm so aggrav8d.
    quit ber8ing the new guy

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why are they so many bad threads, in such quick succession?

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aggrav8d wrote: »
    Hey hey hey. I'm not the one who made the mistake of signing his name at the end of a list of future profanities, don't get all panties-in-a-bunch at me.

    that is NOT a verb

    heh im just the lockal grammar nazi sondt mind me

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    (Clan Wombat) Tycho Brahe

    hey did you guys know Tycho Brahe was a scientist?

    He died because he held in his piss for too long and his bladder ruptured

    I wonder if Jerry knows that :O

    It's clan WALRUS you baka gaijin

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I got a bug bite on my weiner. That's unpleasant.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aggrav8d wrote: »
    Hey hey hey. I'm not the one who made the mistake of signing his name at the end of a list of future profanities, don't get all panties-in-a-bunch at me.

    that is NOT a verb

    A lot of those words weren't verbs.

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    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the absolute worst thing is BALL zits

    I had a freak one that was almost the size of a dime despite good hygiene. Didn't even hurt, just a big ol' white spot on my balls. Fun to pop, I tell you what

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    im almost certain its clan wombat

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I'm so aggrav8d.
    quit ber8ing the new guy

    I get the feeling he's just trying to b8 us into overreacting.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    (Clan Wombat) Tycho Brahe

    hey did you guys know Tycho Brahe was a scientist?

    He died because he held in his piss for too long and his bladder ruptured

    I wonder if Jerry knows that :O

    It's clan WALRUS you baka gaijin

    hey don't get mad at me because I have such an awesome join date

    #pipe on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    someone I know got poison ivy on his hand and then took a leak before he noticed

    :(

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aggrav8d wrote: »
    Hey hey hey. I'm not the one who made the mistake of signing his name at the end of a list of future profanities, don't get all panties-in-a-bunch at me.

    that is NOT a verb

    I'll not your verb

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Aggrav8d wrote: »
    Hey hey hey. I'm not the one who made the mistake of signing his name at the end of a list of future profanities, don't get all panties-in-a-bunch at me.

    that is NOT a verb

    I'll not your verb

    i'll "smoke" your "h erb"

    ack on
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