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how to murder someone and get away with it

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  • Rootbeer BanditRootbeer Bandit Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would be worried about being haunted by the person I killed. Having them following you around trying to make you feel bad would get annoying after a while.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Fandy are you my neighbor?

    Did you have to stop smoking pot because the doctor told you so, so obviously you have to drink all the time now?

    Are you afraid of those faggots who won't bring sluts to your parties?

    I don't drink, I live at home, and I don't like parties

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    explains a lot

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you'd think they would get over it.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rootbeer Bandit wrote: »
    I would be worried about being haunted by the person I killed. Having them following you around trying to make you feel bad would get annoying after a while.

    I would worry about this too, except that ghosts don't exist.

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  • Post BluePost Blue Redmond, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Project a holographic deer into the middle of the road when they're on their way home from work at night.

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  • spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Post Blue wrote: »
    Project a holographic deer into the middle of the road when they're on their way home from work at night.

    or a little girl a la silent hill

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    5. Change your last name to Clinton.

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  • Rootbeer BanditRootbeer Bandit Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Post Blue wrote: »
    Project a holographic deer into the middle of the road when they're on their way home from work at night.

    You sir, may be a pioneer in the future of murder.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    Rootbeer Bandit wrote: »
    I would be worried about being haunted by the person I killed. Having them following you around trying to make you feel bad would get annoying after a while.

    I would worry about this too, except that ghosts don't exist.

    That's what they want you to think.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Go stand out in the middle of the road yourself.

    If they don't die they'll owe you so much money.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Honestly I'm not sure why saying the AK word to someone and then burning the wand wouldn't work.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rootbeer Bandit wrote: »
    Post Blue wrote: »
    Project a holographic deer into the middle of the road when they're on their way home from work at night.

    You sir, may be a pioneer in the future of murder.

    One can only expand on this.

    Deer fucking

    Bear fucking dear

    Velociraptor

    IT the clown....

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Honestly I'm not sure why saying the AK word to someone and then burning the wand wouldn't work.

    because of love
    the lamest magic of all

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  • Post BluePost Blue Redmond, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    spazmojack wrote: »
    Post Blue wrote: »
    Project a holographic deer into the middle of the road when they're on their way home from work at night.

    or a little girl a la silent hill
    In specialized cases, yes, but the deer is effective against a greater percentage of the population.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They are going to be pouring some supports for a new overpass around here soon. They already got the forms up.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I would just straight up shoot them in public. I live in Germany. I'd be out after 10 years.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    They are going to be pouring some supports for a new overpass around here soon. They already got the forms up.

    Bodies make great filler, and they want to be sure to get as many as possible.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If I ever killed someone I would probably bury them and plant a ficus over their body.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I thought this thread was going to be about joining the military.

    ho ho ho

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    I would just straight up shoot them in public. I live in Germany. I'd be out after 10 years.

    nazi

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's like i'm looking into the past
    in like 04 or some shit
    when i made the mistake of making threads

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    5. Change your last name to Clinton.

    oh, you

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stop trying to make this into a politics thread

    That is just about the only way I can think to make this thread worse than it already is

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

    Sure, fire bombing a city and killing over 35000 civilians isn't murder. No sir.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Stop trying to make this into a politics thread

    That is just about the only way I can think to make this thread worse than it already is

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

    Sure, fire bombing a city and killing over 35000 civilians isn't murder. No sir.
    but killing a white chick
    that shit is fucked

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Stop trying to make this into a politics thread

    That is just about the only way I can think to make this thread worse than it already is

    is that a challenge

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

    Sure, fire bombing a city and killing over 35000 civilians isn't murder. No sir.

    oh god

    oh god

    a run, deacon argument

    it's what I never knew I always wanted

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    General Nemo wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

    Sure, fire bombing a city and killing over 35000 civilians isn't murder. No sir.
    but killing a white chick
    that shit is fucked

    Ok, this made me laugh.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

    Sure, fire bombing a city and killing over 35000 civilians isn't murder. No sir.

    doesn't the saying go something like, "Kill 1 man and you're a murderer. Kill 10 and you're a serial killer. Kill 10,000 and you're a hero. Kill 100,000 and you're a conqueror."

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the key to that quote being, you always kill people in large numbers

    it's safer that way

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The evident solution:

    bricktop.jpg

    Hence the phrase, 'as greedy as a pig'.

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The evident solution:

    bricktop.jpg

    Hence the phrase, 'as greedy as a pig'.

    terrifying

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Cal what do you mean.

    Military engagements aren't murder.

    Sure, fire bombing a city and killing over 35000 civilians isn't murder. No sir.

    No, that's hot.
    Oh god don't kill me.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    teefs that is wonderfully horrible

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The evident solution:

    bricktop.jpg

    Hence the phrase, 'as greedy as a pig'.

    beat you by two pages

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