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BAD ASS SOLDIERS AND NOTHING ELSE.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    why do you have to kill people to be badass

    I think this oil painting of a goat I made makes me kind of badass

    well that kind of depends on how good it is and what the goat is doing.

    and you don't HAVE to kill people, but killing 700 dudes and living through artillery is more badass than... like...

    being Nelson Mandella for example.

    Mandella is a badass certainly!

    All five of those guys would ruin him in a fist fight.

    yeah, but you're missing the context

    these guys in this hypothetical fight would never want to punch him because mandela is so agreeable

    you forget that jack churchill was a fucking loony-tunes batshit insane nut-job!

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    did this article mention the cool people who didn't fight in wars and survive

    does it need to?

    look at those fuckers.

    i don't see me anywhere there

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    why do you have to kill people to be badass

    I think this oil painting of a goat I made makes me kind of badass

    well that kind of depends on how good it is and what the goat is doing.

    and you don't HAVE to kill people, but killing 700 dudes and living through artillery is more badass than... like...

    being Nelson Mandella for example.

    Mandella is a badass certainly!

    All five of those guys would ruin him in a fist fight.

    yeah, but you're missing the context

    these guys in this hypothetical fight would never want to punch him because mandela is so agreeable

    you forget that jack churchill was a fucking loony-tunes batshit insane nut-job!

    and you are forgetting that jack churchill has now been survived by mandela, so neener neener

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    did this article mention the cool people who didn't fight in wars and survive

    does it need to?

    look at those fuckers.

    i don't see me anywhere there

    listen i'm sure your goat painting is nice but it didn't destroy hundreds of families.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I recall Rasputin being on this list before, maybe it was a different one

    Regardless, that guy was a badass (and a huge dick)

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    damn it metzger

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there isn't a lady alive who wouldn't fuck rasputin and his demon dick given the opportunity

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Listen, whoever painted the fucking sheep picture, it aint bad ass.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    did this article mention the cool people who didn't fight in wars and survive

    does it need to?

    look at those fuckers.

    i don't see me anywhere there

    listen i'm sure your goat painting is nice but it didn't destroy hundreds of families.

    you have the narrowest view of badassery

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am disputing metzgers stance as the authority on badassitude

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I AM THE AUTHORITY BECAUSE I ONCE HEADBUTTED A MAN SO THOROUGHLY HE NEEDED RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    which, in itself, is not badass

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    EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ohhhh Metzger, you delight.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh look i'm metz you can't be a cool person unless you have killed many peopOM NOM NOM

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Badassery:

    The Fighting 69th

    So they're an Irish-American army unit from New York City, right? They're the originators of the "Fighting Irish" nickname that Notre-Dame later adopted along with Civil War chaplains from the unit, who presumably started the long trend of crazy tough chaplains (see below). It was formed a long time ago, blah blah strife, blah blah people who call themselves the Know-Nothing Party hate and fear them because ooh the Irish (John Wilkes Booth was a wannabe Know-Nothing, incidentally).

    They fought at Antietam in the Civil War (60% casualties in the Sunken Road, later called Bloody Lane, for those familiar with the battlefield) and distinguished themselves all over the place, getting their Fighting Irish monicker in the process. At Gettysburg they held the Wheatfield and got killed all over the damned place again.

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    During WWI, "Wild Bill" Donovan led them, getting three Purple Hearts and the Medal of Honor in the process. "Wild Bill" went on to form the OSS, and later head up the CIA. The poet Joyce Kilmer ("I think that I shall never see, a poem lovely as a tree") was a member (he was killed on the Marne) and so was Father Francis Duffy, who refused to to take weaponry to defend himself at Meuse-Argonne. Instead he continued administering last rites to the fallen, unarmed and in the thick of the battle. He's the most decorated cleric in the history of the U.S. Army. He received the Distinguished Service Cross and Medal, the Légion d'Honneur, and the Croix de Guerre. He and his seminary pals before the war were accused of heretical Modernism, and when he got back from the war he served as a priest in Hell's Kitchen until he died. Also he has a Square in NYC named after him.

    There's a movie about the regiment's action in WWI, called (go figure) The Fighting 69th. It's got James Cagney in it, starring as a made-up guy. It's a pretty ridiculous film, to be honest.

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    EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    oh look i'm metz you can't be a cool person unless you have killed many peopOM NOM NOM

    Wait, does eating people whole count?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh look i'm nuzak.

    howdy howdy howdy

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    EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    But really where is Lieutenant Spears?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    oh look i'm nuzak.

    howdy howdy howdy

    ah ha. ah ha hagimme that

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    oh look i'm nuzak.

    howdy howdy howdy

    ah ha. ah ha hagimme that

    My favourite line from the entire movie right there. The shark's face is so hilarious.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    oh look i'm nuzak.

    howdy howdy howdy

    ah ha. ah ha hagimme that

    My favourite line from the entire movie right there. The shark's face is so hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-I3UXqDhIo

    it never gets tired

    there is too much to love

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Enns wrote: »
    But really where is Lieutenant Spears?

    He's probably somewhere not losing 198 men out of the 532 who were still alive in the unit.

    But secretly I think you mean Ronald Speirs, who is busy capturing a Howitzer.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know what else is pretty bad-ass?

    Giving plasma.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Badass dudes, eh?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That dude looks like a character in a beat-'em-up

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what the fuck

    that's clearly a "walking away from an explosion" stance, yet I see no explosion

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what the fuck

    that's clearly a "walking away from an explosion" stance, yet I see no explosion

    ....yet

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also hannibal belongs on every spot on that list

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    So we celebrate the invasion of my country and atrocities against it's population yet again. Woot.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    shark week in 8 days

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So we celebrate the invasion of my country and atrocities against it's population yet again. Woot.

    men, looks like we got a German here wants to die for his country

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh for gods sake, here is Run³ again, on his mission to insult every country he knows, except his own.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    can we ban run for trolling now

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I told my LT to fuck himself I was going to go die like a man when he ordered a retreat
    sadly I had to answer for that
    I lived for one
    I breathe like I am underwater
    And many others

    So I guess there is a form of karma

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    Rootbeer BanditRootbeer Bandit Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I wish I could be bad ass. Maybe if I believe in myself!

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    I'm a super star in my own head.
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this was a fantastic, FANTASTIC read.

    thank you, OP. well done. bravo.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I wish I could be bad ass. Maybe if I believe in myself!

    Just get a gun and shoot a few foreigners.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I wish I could be bad ass. Maybe if I believe in myself!

    Just get a gun and shoot a few foreigners.

    Advice from a german

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I'm not the one that portrays being able to end a whole lot of human lives as a positive trait.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    run why haven't you been banned several times over

    how do you do it

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