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All hail Iretollah Drunkmami (Ireland Bans Blasphemy, Praise Jesus)

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm glad I don't live in Ireland.

    God can suck my diiiiick

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I'm glad I don't live in Ireland.

    God can suck my diiiiick

    hypothetical blow jobs are the best kind.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And The-Scarab continues to prove that he likes great cartoons with this newest avatar.

    Hi5 for road to eldorado.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Goddamn Irish!

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dave you should totally come and live in England with the cool kids. We have waffles.

    Waffles in the shape of Jesus on the cross.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would eat the body of christ in waffle form!

    Is that blashpemous? No, it's my goddamn religion fuckers.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sacrelicious

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sacrelicious

    hahaha

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    now there's a way to get church attendance up

    communion waffles

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe if the blood of christ was maple syrup or blueberries or something.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it could be

    it's fucking jesus, he could do it if he wanted to

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wow guys, the penny-arcade strips with jesus in them are no longer available in ireland.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The english conquest of Ireland had papal backing therefore Irelands independence goes against the popes wishes and the country should be banned for blasphemy hope this helps.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    berk hello

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ireland rules. England Drools.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE IRISH INQUISITION

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE IRISH INQUISITION

    you know, I was just thinking that

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ireland rules. England Drools.

    England rules, Ireland is slightly worse in some choice fields of demographic study.

    Suck it down bitches.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    irish i were drunk

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Ireland rules. England Drools.

    England rules, Ireland is slightly worse in some choice fields of demographic study.

    Suck it down bitches.

    but england has a much higher volume of english people

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Controversial Defamation Bill passes by a single vote
    THE DEFAMATION Bill was passed by a single vote after the Government nearly suffered a defeat on an amendment by Fine Gael’s Eugene Regan which would have deleted the offence of blasphemy from the Bill.

    Ireland Makes Blasphemy Illegal
    Atheists can be prosecuted for saying that God is imaginary. That causes outrage.

    Pagans can be prosecuted for saying they left Christianity because God is violent and bloodthirsty, promotes genocide, and permits slavery.

    Christians can be prosecuted for saying that Allah is a moon god, or for drawing a picture of Mohammed, or for saying that Islam is a violent religion which breeds terrorists.

    Jews can be prosecuted for saying Jesus isn’t the Messiah.
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    What the fuck Ireland?

    God damn it. Seriously, Ireland, what the fuck is your problem? Like just ten minutes ago you mostly figured out to stop blowing up churches that have the "wrong" kind of Jesus-worship, and now you do this? Fuck.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Ireland rules. England Drools.

    England rules, Ireland is slightly worse in some choice fields of demographic study.

    Suck it down bitches.

    but england has a much higher volume of english people

    And Poles/Pakistanis.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Ireland rules. England Drools.

    England rules, Ireland is slightly worse in some choice fields of demographic study.

    Suck it down bitches.

    but england has a much higher volume of english people

    I know. But it's also geographically further from the United States of America, so it's really quite even.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    also I would be very surprised if anything like this happened

    Exactly. But the 1984 scenario really gets people riled up so of course it will be trotted out.

    In the end, I don't see this law being strictly enforced anyway if at all.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    also I would be very surprised if anything like this happened

    Exactly. But the 1984 scenario really gets people riled up so of course it will be trotted out.

    In the end, I don't see this law being strictly enforced anyway if at all.

    Yeah because a government authority having too much power never turns out poorly for the population.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bill Cosby is arrested for telling his "but dad I'm Jesus Christ!" joke in Ireland.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    also I would be very surprised if anything like this happened

    Exactly. But the 1984 scenario really gets people riled up so of course it will be trotted out.

    In the end, I don't see this law being strictly enforced anyway if at all.

    Yeah because a government authority having too much power never turns out poorly for the population.

    When Ireland turns into a dictatorship, let me know.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I do wonder how many drunken Brits over for a stag do in Dublin this will effect.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Controversial Defamation Bill passes by a single vote
    THE DEFAMATION Bill was passed by a single vote after the Government nearly suffered a defeat on an amendment by Fine Gael’s Eugene Regan which would have deleted the offence of blasphemy from the Bill.

    Ireland Makes Blasphemy Illegal
    Atheists can be prosecuted for saying that God is imaginary. That causes outrage.

    Pagans can be prosecuted for saying they left Christianity because God is violent and bloodthirsty, promotes genocide, and permits slavery.

    Christians can be prosecuted for saying that Allah is a moon god, or for drawing a picture of Mohammed, or for saying that Islam is a violent religion which breeds terrorists.

    Jews can be prosecuted for saying Jesus isn’t the Messiah.
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    What the fuck Ireland?

    God damn it. Seriously, Ireland, what the fuck is your problem? Like just ten minutes ago you mostly figured out to stop blowing up churches that have the "wrong" kind of Jesus-worship, and now you do this? Fuck.

    listen

    stall the ball for one minute, I am very pissed off about this law

    but, unfortunately our constitution requires that there be a law about blasphemy. Up to this point we have had a law about it, which was unenforceable due to there being a lack of a proper definition of what blasphemy is.

    since the European convention on human rights act, the courts have been required to interpret laws so as they be compatible with the act if possible.

    So last year there was a review of the constitution with the idea of updating some laws.

    Now we may not like it, but it's in our constitution and we can't really ignore that, and calling a referendum over this would be very expensive and we are kind of up to are tits in recession at the moment.

    so really I don't know what the right thing to do is all I can say is that I'm not happy about it.

    One more thing, in our states history only one case of blasphemy was ever brought before the courts, so that is worth noting.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it doesn't matter if it's unlikely that the law is strictly enforced

    it's still a really bad law with a lot of room for abuse

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ is just saying that we should relax because nothing bad will likely come of it as Ireland is pretty much bound to the EU.

    While alot of people are saying that having the capacity for an injust law is pretty terrible in and of itself.

    These are both valid points.

    Just wanted to point that out.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I actually agree with the second point, I hope (and believe) this will be removed from the constitution eventually

    I know it was proposed before but nothing came of it

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    also I would be very surprised if anything like this happened

    Exactly. But the 1984 scenario really gets people riled up so of course it will be trotted out.

    In the end, I don't see this law being strictly enforced anyway if at all.

    Yeah because a government authority having too much power never turns out poorly for the population.

    When Ireland turns into a dictatorship, let me know.

    Right because bad government always comes in the form of dictatorship.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I actually agree with the second point, I hope (and believe) this will be removed from the constitution eventually

    I know it was proposed before but nothing came of it

    Right but that's what needs to happen. I see your thing about "it's kinda vestigial and it's expensive to fix" but really, seriously, that shit has to get fixed.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    While this is a fairly ridiculous law, there are so many many many laws all over that world that make absolutely no sense and are never enforced. Especially in the United States. It's really not that unusual, it just has the word blasphemy in it.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    While this is a fairly ridiculous law, there are so many many many laws all over that world that make absolutely no sense and are never enforced. Especially in the United States. It's really not that unusual, it just has the word blasphemy in it.

    Yes but noone mentions these laws in a serious context. To do so is quite embarrassing, Ireland.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present.

    also I would be very surprised if anything like this happened

    Exactly. But the 1984 scenario really gets people riled up so of course it will be trotted out.

    In the end, I don't see this law being strictly enforced anyway if at all.

    Yeah because a government authority having too much power never turns out poorly for the population.

    When Ireland turns into a dictatorship, let me know.

    Right because bad government always comes in the form of dictatorship.

    So what are you trying to argue about here?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So what are you trying to argue about here?

    "This law is bad."

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Has anyone mentioned that Section 4 pretty much describes every religion that has ever existed?

    Because it does.

    "Unless you believe what we tell you to believe, you will be condemned to an eternity of suffering beyond imagining because you had the gall to be born."

    How does that not constitute "oppressive psychological manipulation"?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    zen buddhism

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