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[Glossolalia++] Leonines and Theresai and a Bear, oh My!

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Alright, now I can't wait until the third gets the shit knocked out of her

    no offense


    E: ahahah

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what you don't want a serpent god helping loeli

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dubh glances at iceman's face, before it's covered in another layer of frost. "Sorry." He teleports over the face of Htzraltitoatle and shoves the iceman deep into the beast's nose. "Oh Me, quiet down, wud yer?"

    Dubh teleports onto the beast's nose and runs up it's snout, leaving deep lacerations in its skin shards. A lance of blades is formed in Dubh's hands as he runs, which he plunges between Htzraltitoatle's eyes- vaulting himself over the skull. He lands on the creature's neck and slides down it's back, dragging his Metablade downwards- a small fissure opens as the blade passes through.

    He reaches the tip of Htzraltitoatle's tale and stomps on it, causing the tip to flick him upwards- and back toward the beast's head. Dubh raises his Metablade up in both of his hands, and plunges it into the base of the serpent's skull and then slings his legs over to the side. The blade swings through the circumference of the creature's neck, before Dubh back flips off and disappears.



    Spending 0 divinity points on this. :P

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Loeli leans back, arms cross, unimpressed.

    Spending 1 divinity point.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what you don't want a serpent god helping loeli

    no not at all really, because there is no way this isn't gonna end in pvp combat

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    maybe if you stop being gay

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    :cry:

    You know I can't help my feelings for you Scarlet

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jomarli looks up from the rapidly evaporating crowd.

    Well. Of course. Awesome.

    The Eighth being one of the few people who CAN'T fly around and teleport shit tries to avoid being crushed as he looks for the team's resident serpent. He starts dictating what's happening into his com.

    "HEY Tommy! Do you have, a cousin in The Sink or something?"
    "What I mean, there is, like, a dragon, ya dig?
    " Loeli is totally yelling at him for some reason"
    "And, of course, Dubh's on some crazy 'ol Legolas shit."
    "But anyway, um, like maybe you should come back to the The Sink? I...I...don't know man."

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Dude, I just don't care at this point. I just don't see the point."

    "Plus, if it's just any other dragon, Dubh can probably handle him. Yo, if you're really worried, just come down here to Streggs and chill with me for a bit, Bromarli."

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Loeli taps her ear, "Jomarli, convince them the serpent is an anomaly the Lady is putting to rest. Let us make this her vicotry. Trust me."

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "You bitch! Why would we want the Lady to win!?!", Tommy yells into his comm, standing up and knocking over his drink

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Trust me."

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Answers the Third, "..but like, I just told them...and...ok whatever"


    "WE ARE SUCH DICKS!"
    "This is what we deserve for turning against our lovely Lady!"
    "She tried to protect us, an' look how we acted!"

    Jomarli stand up dramatically, an calls the group's attention to himself.

    "Listen you guys! It's not to late to repent for your petty ways. Even though, they were so petty, so so very petty." as he squits his eyes and shakes his head dissappointedly at the people. "I'm certain this isn't her fault, and ....Surely the Lady has a, um, plan to stop this jerk?" He tries to not let his uncertainty, with WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TECHNO-BITCH SCHEMING, argh, "Yea that water thing must have been a misfire! She meant to deal with the dragon, but, um, that's why pencils have erasers! This is, no biggie she(we?) got this!!! Jus' Chill ya'll"

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    "No!", Tommy yells into his comm as the fire plates within his body shift to his right arm, causing it to swell into a large, flaming, ball of a hand

    Crouching, Tommy looks over to Stregg and simply says, "Sorry", before using a combination of his powerful wings and thrust from the smoke jetting out of his feet to blast himself straight up and through the roof of the bar.

    Flying at breakneck speeds, Tommy propels himself at a 90 degree angle, and at the second before he collides with the sky serpent, he raises his inferno fist into the creatures jaw, causing the ball to explode
    like an incendiary grenade, only much larger. So kinda like a small H-Bomb I guess.

    From the ground, the people of the Sink look up to see what appears to be one of the world's greatest firework shows ever.

    The only thing the citizens of the Lady's cruel regime hear after the mind bending explosion is Tommy's valient roar

    "FUCK THAT"


    Spending three divinity

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I take it back
    hurry up and kill this dude already

    but seriously, tomms, i will put you inside of a bubble.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have no idea what that means

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dux wipes the spit from his face after the Snake-being grabbed him and yelled at him. Apparently he was very loud in his attempts to calm the rioting crowd. Unfortunate. Dux shrugs. "Explain, what exactly?"

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This is, like, the best pinata ever. We kill it, get more powerful, and then run away from angry bitches.



    Hey! Tommy's helping me!


    I'll be so upset if we get many more turncoats.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Who's a turncoat?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Doctor continues tramping through the stone and along rocks happily. It's sort of...peaceful up here, especially compared to the Ward. Also he's strangely comforted by the fact that while he's enjoying a tranquil and pleasant hike, it's almost certainly an activity a fraction as fucked up and weird as those he left in Haven.

    He stops for a moment and inhales a deep breathe of mountain air, before continuing on towards the Haze.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what the fuuuuck

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    This is, like, the best pinata ever. We kill it, get more powerful, and then run away from angry bitches.

    I know

    High-Five!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    seriously, we had some nice civil unrest going

    why would you mess that up

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Scarlet was drunk

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well it's up to you

    keep the revolution alive

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Ain't no scorpion alive that hates a good cracker, Boots. That's your name, now. Boots."

    GARY HAS ADDRESSED THEE

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DE?AD wrote:
    The Scorpion hisses and opens its mandibles, a slime-covered proboscis jutting out of the thing's chittering maw, upon which is a second, smaller faceless head with its own collection of chittering mandibles.
    that was in reply to the crackers question

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If this guy survives this round, I have a 'for sure' action ready to deploy.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Speed sighs. He doesn't really care about these buildshard things and meeting Lwerden doesn't really interest him either. He stops the first passerby that will speak with him.

    "Yes hello excuse me I was just wondering if you knew who in Signet I should speak to if I were interested in locating the location of a missing person."

    I know more important shit's going on right now but I just don't want this to get lost.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Well. We'll see how she works.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Alright then, let's do this shit.

    [The Haze]
    The Doctor makes his way up the massive, stony peak around which all of Lwerden's Climb is built, strolling along wide, cliff-side avenues, past homes, stores, restaurants, and taverns, all carved into the mountain itself. The civilians continue to go about their daily lives, unaware of the danger that was brewing at the base of the mountain below.

    As The Doctor rounds another bend, and the pathway he is on continues to swing around in tighter and tighter curves, he finally catches sight of the mountain's peak - an indistinct sort of thing, more cloud than stone, trailing off at the edges as if its architect had simply forgotten to finish it. There are a pair of equally hazy doors set into the peak, in front of which stand two feline entities that look very much like those The Doctor fought earlier, save for their billowing, smokey manes.

    The beings snarl and step forward... then stop. They look to each other, then to the north, as if listening to some inaudible voice. Looking not quite entirely sure of themselves, they settle back down onto their haunches and watch The Doctor closely.

    [Square of The Singing Lady]
    Boots hisses at Gary, who is just beginning to notice that Boots seems to be... fading - some of its shards have appear to lose color as their edges become murky and indistinct. Boots looks almost... scared.

    Boots hesitantly extends his proboscis-head and snatches the cracker from Gary.

    [Spiraling Ascent Into Cloud]
    Speed runs up to the first citizen he sees, apparently believing that grabbing a person totally at random is clearly the best way to get reliable information. The citizen looks sort of off-put by it all, and leans back in an attempt to distance himself from Speed without seeming entirely rude.

    "Um, I guess you'd probably ask one of the Leonines? How long have they been missing?"

    [Sink]
    B]AUTODIVINITY [/B](4)][36 vs. 24][-1 [I]???[/I Htzraltitoatle lashes about as Dubh does some tricks or something off of his tail. It is at this point that Tommy comes rocketing up from beneath the great rain-snake, striking the beast hard with a "flaming ball of hand". [Divinity Activated (3)]B]AUTODIVINITY [/B](4)][54 vs. 24][-2 [I]???[/I

    Meanwhile, Jomarli addresses the crowd. [AUTODIVINITY (5)][91] The crowd looks confused, but that's not a new feeling for them, and, at this point, they're willing to believe just about anything. "'e's, 'e's right... I guess?"

    Htzraltitoatle lets out a roar that shakes the ground below, and sends a torrent of rain high into the air. [Enemy Divinity Activated] He does not stop roaring, instead, he merely lowers his head, the stream of water scything down across the landscape, slicing buildings in half and cutting a deep swath through the cobblestone streets. Oh, also, he totally attacks Tommy. [60 vs. 25][-2 Sacred Serpent] The water slams into the smaller serpent like a very angry brick wall, knocking him out of the sky and temporarily extinguishing his flames.

    Dude is totally harshing your flames, man.

    [The Sundered Spire]
    Looking out over it all from her throne room. The Cracked Lady contemplates things, running a finger absently along the crack that traces down across her face.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    YES

    TIME TO ROCK THIS SHIT

    p.s.

    I'm on AIM

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Poor Boots

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Do we have to fight this bugger? Can't we somehow convince him to help us with.... whatever? He seems to have a certain influence, even if it's only over the weather.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Well, you could have.

    Until Dubh stabbed him in the face.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Great job, Dubh.

    Dux on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    High above the battlefield, past where the stratosphere would be on any Earth-sized world, Dubh blinks into existence. He dives forward, in total free fall.

    [internal monologue activated]
    I saw a man today. He was gray and boring- lacked any emotion besides the fear that comes with even the smallest sense of self-preservation. But when his family was threatened...

    *Image flashes to Locth beating on a citizen of the Dank- family cowering in the corner*

    ...he refused to show the slightest weakness in front of his family. The man had doubted himself, and in turn, I also doubted him when he cowered at the Lady's name. But when he took his beating, a fleeting feeling lifted me. [/im]

    Dubh's metablade stretches into a shaft, speartip at the end. The ground approaches more rapidly, now. The tallest buildings of Signet reveal themselves.

    [im] THIS is where the real fight was at. Living day to day was hard enough. Standing up and being successful and proud before your family. Protecting them, leading them, serving them.

    Who are we, the Gods, to determine how they live their lives?
    [/im]

    The spear shaft thickens into a column, and the tip spreads into an umbrella shape. Dubh straddles the weapon, and flattens his body out; facing the ground.

    [im] This is the land of the never living. No need for food or work. A being could live out his or her dreams, here- be whatever he or she wants to be. Whatever that can be imagined.

    Who are we, the Gods, to determine the limits of that?
    [/im]

    Around Dubh, a sonic boom echoes through the air, and flames flare off of his body. High above signet, a red star could be seen.

    [im] The people of Signet need chance. They need choice. While the Cracked Lady may be consistent, she allows. And allow, to me, is one of the dirtiest words of all. [/im]


    Dubh pushes himself up. A cowboy hat is on his head. He smiles as he removes the hat, holding it in an outstretched hand.


    "Jump through de arms wi' a mindless desire,
    Han' in yer pocket, burnt by de fire
    Cauld as de stone yer thru at de wall
    blud never boils till de pressure is 'igh
    With despise av de fear dat festers de growth
    The truth alwus beckons
    Don't lose waaat yer stole."

    He waves his cowboy hat around and whoops as the javelin descends from the heavens, straight toward the serpent.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fuck yes, Dubh

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    [AUTODIVINITY (20)]

    [The Sundered Spire]
    As the blazing red star descends toward The Ward, The Fractured Woman smiles, the crack on her face twitching ever so slightly...

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