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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I met some ladies on here

    some were crazy, but at least three were pretty cool

    one of which is my current girlfriend, and we've been together pretty happily for almost a year now.

    High five! I've also met my girlfriend on here, and we're going to celebrating our one year in August.

    Haha, same here.

    First date we went to see Tropic Thunder. We both were wearing Threadless shirts. Afterwards we went to the nearby Starbucks and got some coffee and flipped through an Indiana Jones Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book they had there.

    this is the most nerdy thing I've heard
    if they had gone to a show and drank excessively then gone back to a studio apartment, done coke and had tantric sex it would have been hipster

    sniff

    today, boy

    you have become a man

    I'm so proud.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    who the fuck doesn't like melons?

    there's a million goddamned kinds of melons

    pick a flavor you like and I bet they make a melon for it

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    which one of you assholes is this

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lingrush

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »
    There have only been 2 girls on this site I've been remotely interested in meeting from my area.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Jaq_Attack
    Food : Everything meat free except melons and bananas (!)

    She's probably insane

    I used to work with a bunch of vegans, they are tolerable people.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »
    There have only been 2 girls on this site I've been remotely interested in meeting from my area.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Jaq_Attack

    I wish for FAQ Attack to be a phrase in common usage

    but I still haven't decided what it would mean

    probably aggravated sexual assault

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »
    which one of you assholes is this

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lingrush

    Hah, this is good.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    some asian girl on okcupid tried to get me to move to thailand

    Wren on
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    some asian girl on okcupid tried to get me to move to thailand

    Chances are it was a dude.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe? that wasn't the part I was worried about

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man I hate realizing you've just been straight up rejected.

    like you send a message

    and you see the person is online

    and you see them checking out your profile

    and you see them logging out

    and you're like :(

    #pipe on
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man I hate realizing you've just been straight up rejected.

    like you send a message

    and you see the person is online

    and you see them checking out your profile

    and you see them logging out

    and you're like :(

    This has never happened to me.

    Like, ever.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
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    he went from weirdo to undiscovered cool guy with that single picture

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man I hate realizing you've just been straight up rejected.

    like you send a message

    and you see the person is online

    and you see them checking out your profile

    and you see them logging out

    and you're like :(

    I do that to gay guys in ATL on the regular

    sometimes I even feel bad about it

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There's only one guy on SE++ I'd even consider kissing and he knows damn well who he is.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    sperm

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the internet scares me

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    t ori- oh god you bring life to the wasteland that is my heart

    and i was neither living nor dead, and i could not speak, and my eyes failed, and i knew nothing, looking into the heart of light, the silence

    oh shit ori, you didn't...

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i was just browsing some girls profile and she was all, my friends are mostly asian but I don't want to date an asian, i will probably date a caucasian or something

    but what about people who are neither!

    also people who are race picky are poops anyway

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you mad cuz you not one of the best races 8-)

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah i'm just jealous it's true

    some white privilege would be nice

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    jew gold is clearly the best racial feature

    there's just so much of it

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Burning Organ wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Why use OKCupid, you can find plenty of girls to date in World of Warcraft.

    *snip*

    oh god thank you was I just thinking about this comic


    Look, not all girls you meet in WoW are bad.

    Not that I'd know or anything.

    Nope.


    :whistle:

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I met my girlfriend through this! we both were looking for someone just to fuck but luckily it turns out we actually like talking to each other after

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    mysst you hopeless romantic you

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    mysst you hopeless romantic you

    Have you ever explained your name? I always read it as I Hate Winter, and then I can only sometimes agree, because right now some winter would be pretty sweet.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    mysst don't get too attached to her unless she's into anal

    Druhim on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    mysst don't get too attached to her unless she's into anal

    That's a life lesson right there.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    mysst you hopeless romantic you

    Have you ever explained your name? I always read it as I Hate Winter, and then I can only sometimes agree, because right now some winter would be pretty sweet.
    I Have No Idea What To Register

    It's easier to call him indie winter, though

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my friend got his girlfriend who didn't play videogames addicted to WoW and then he hasn't played in a while but she has

    she thinks thats unfair
    like a drug dealer who does drugs and gets the person addicted to them but then quits

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    mysst don't get too attached to her unless she's into anal
    she's into working towards being into anal, so I'm good

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    tmi dude
    (just kidding)

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    By the end, mysst will be able to fit his entire fro up her ass.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that is a goal I don't think anyone is attempting to achieve, dr z

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    There's only one guy on SE++ I'd even consider kissing and he knows damn well who he is.

    oh bryar

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    tmi dude
    (just kidding)

    Is there even tmi with you?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    tmi dude
    (just kidding)

    Is there even tmi with you?
    while I speak in generalities about things I'm ok with, I don't go into specifics about women I'm involved with
    so yeah

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    A limit for receiving tmi, rather.

    But yeah I knew that, you mysterious man, you.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in general dru is not ok with fatties, but he is specifically into them

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    oh, yeah I don't care what someone wants to tell me about their sex life as long as they're not graphically describing something disgusting like eating out their gf while she has endometriosis

    that won't necessarily stop me from thinking they're a goddamn freak, but hey schadenfreude

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    in general dru is not ok with fatties, but he is specifically into them
    they make the rocking world go 'round

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