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Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.
Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.
Saying 'I enjoy music and find it to be an important part of my life because A, B and C' is a lot different. Unfortunately about 75% of the profiles I read are of the former variety - tell you nothing useful and leave you only slightly more informed than when you started reading.
Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.
Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.
Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.
Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.
I like to mix things up and hang out with my girlfriends on a friday night.
I once got messaged by someone with the unlikely handle of 'swtylips'. I don't know if she meant to say 'sweetie lips' or if her lips were, in fact, sweaty.
In its entirety the message was 'hey u r ht'. What is HT, I wondered? Was it 'hot'? Does she think I resemble an article of clothing one might wear on your head?
In the end, I was forced to leave unsatisfied because she was kind of ugly too.
Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.
Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.
I actually get a decent amount of messages from people saying 'wow your profile was really good, you obviously have a gift for writing!' All puffed up, I then look at their profile and am immediately reminded that I seem to attract ugly people.
there is this ad in my school's temp job e-mail list:
Brief Job Description : Companion wanted by very youthful, fun, middle-aged woman for the month of August. Most of my friends are out of town and I'm sick of being alone! Seeking someone for conversation, to go out for coffee (I'll pay for your coffee, too), take a walk -- just ordinary things. I have 3 friendly cats and am allergic to most fragrances.
Qualifications : Must be friendly, outgoing and a good talker and listener. Please contact me by phone (evenings are best) rather than email.
Days/Hours & Duration of Job : 2 evenings per week during the month of August, for approx. 1 1/2 hours each time.
Compensation : $10/hour, cash
there is this ad in my school's temp job e-mail list:
Brief Job Description : Companion wanted by very youthful, fun, middle-aged woman for the month of August. Most of my friends are out of town and I'm sick of being alone! Seeking someone for conversation, to go out for coffee (I'll pay for your coffee, too), take a walk -- just ordinary things. I have 3 friendly cats and am allergic to most fragrances.
Qualifications : Must be friendly, outgoing and a good talker and listener. Please contact me by phone (evenings are best) rather than email.
Days/Hours & Duration of Job : 2 evenings per week during the month of August, for approx. 1 1/2 hours each time.
Compensation : $10/hour, cash
there is this ad in my school's temp job e-mail list:
Brief Job Description : Companion wanted by very youthful, fun, middle-aged woman for the month of August. Most of my friends are out of town and I'm sick of being alone! Seeking someone for conversation, to go out for coffee (I'll pay for your coffee, too), take a walk -- just ordinary things. I have 3 friendly cats and am allergic to most fragrances.
Qualifications : Must be friendly, outgoing and a good talker and listener. Please contact me by phone (evenings are best) rather than email.
Days/Hours & Duration of Job : 2 evenings per week during the month of August, for approx. 1 1/2 hours each time.
Compensation : $10/hour, cash
Huh
for that kind of money she's not going to get many good answerers
Posts
"family friends music...."
I deleted my old account after the last thread
I don't know if it's worth making a new one for what amounts to shits and giggles
h5
Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.
Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.
The hell is going on here?
not now.. sorta busy
Saying 'I enjoy music and find it to be an important part of my life because A, B and C' is a lot different. Unfortunately about 75% of the profiles I read are of the former variety - tell you nothing useful and leave you only slightly more informed than when you started reading.
Why don't they go fox hunting
I like to mix things up and hang out with my girlfriends on a friday night.
I'm crazy like that.
Madness and then death, but no transxuals.
You want to rob banks? Sell meth? What?
Which is always a gamble
not really
In its entirety the message was 'hey u r ht'. What is HT, I wondered? Was it 'hot'? Does she think I resemble an article of clothing one might wear on your head?
In the end, I was forced to leave unsatisfied because she was kind of ugly too.
well as long as they're not wearing fox ears or a naruto headband in their profile picture..
aw who am I kidding, I'd still message them
"I have a great sense of humour."
No, you don't! Anyone who says that is incredibly dull.
Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty sure bet
so I checked it out and oh, hey, you're 18. wicked shocka
hahahaha
gettin laid 8-)
Challahcaust
I still fucking chuckle to myself about that
Huh
I can make money by being someone's friend?
I should have cashed in a long time ago.
At least it's a school ad. If it was targeted toward the general population it'd be much worse.
Also movies. "I hate all movies. Movies and music are stupid."
Wait, a school ad? What does that mean?
Cause if this is targetting kids, that seems pretty creepy.
can't it be both?
I meant an ad in some college publication or something.