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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    choked sobs kinda make my thingy get hard

    Wren on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i hate "loves to laugh"

    REALLY I HATE LAUGHING I PREFER CHOKED SOBS
    "I like music, reading, breathing.."

    "family friends music...."

    Meissnerd on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh is it OkCupid time again

    I deleted my old account after the last thread

    I don't know if it's worth making a new one for what amounts to shits and giggles

    Grey Ghost on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    choked sobs kinda make my thingy get hard

    h5

    Stale on
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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i hate "loves to laugh"

    REALLY I HATE LAUGHING I PREFER CHOKED SOBS

    Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.

    Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.

    Septus on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    95% match with Aneurhythmia.

    The hell is going on here?

    Polago on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    choked sobs kinda make my thingy get hard

    h5

    not now.. sorta busy

    Wren on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Saying 'I like music' is bad.

    Saying 'I enjoy music and find it to be an important part of my life because A, B and C' is a lot different. Unfortunately about 75% of the profiles I read are of the former variety - tell you nothing useful and leave you only slightly more informed than when you started reading.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i hate "loves to laugh"

    REALLY I HATE LAUGHING I PREFER CHOKED SOBS

    Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.

    Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.

    Why don't they go fox hunting

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i hate "loves to laugh"

    REALLY I HATE LAUGHING I PREFER CHOKED SOBS

    Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.

    Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.

    I like to mix things up and hang out with my girlfriends on a friday night.

    I'm crazy like that.

    GameGrrl on
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    every single message I got from a girl was just 'hey hows you'

    Berk on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    95% match with Aneurhythmia.

    The hell is going on here?

    Madness and then death, but no transxuals.

    NotASenator on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think I have "hates music" in my profile. and if I don't, I will in a sec.

    Wren on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    "Looking for my partner in crime..."


    You want to rob banks? Sell meth? What?

    DrZiplock on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've noticed a lot of profiles begin with "I love anime!"

    Which is always a gamble

    Phonehand on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I've noticed a lot of profiles begin with "I love anime!"

    Which is always a gamble

    not really

    Meissnerd on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I once got messaged by someone with the unlikely handle of 'swtylips'. I don't know if she meant to say 'sweetie lips' or if her lips were, in fact, sweaty.

    In its entirety the message was 'hey u r ht'. What is HT, I wondered? Was it 'hot'? Does she think I resemble an article of clothing one might wear on your head?

    In the end, I was forced to leave unsatisfied because she was kind of ugly too.

    vsove on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I've noticed a lot of profiles begin with "I love anime!"

    Which is always a gamble

    well as long as they're not wearing fox ears or a naruto headband in their profile picture..

    aw who am I kidding, I'd still message them

    Wren on
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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i hate "loves to laugh"

    REALLY I HATE LAUGHING I PREFER CHOKED SOBS

    "I have a great sense of humour."

    No, you don't! Anyone who says that is incredibly dull.

    bombardier on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I've noticed a lot of profiles begin with "I love anime!"

    Which is always a gamble

    not really

    Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty sure bet

    Grey Ghost on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I once had someone message me telling me my profile was incredibly interesting and they were really impressed with how intelligent I sounded

    so I checked it out and oh, hey, you're 18. wicked shocka

    MrMonroe on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I once had someone message me telling me my profile was incredibly interesting and they were really impressed with how intelligent I sounded

    so I checked it out and oh, hey, you're 18. wicked shocka

    hahahaha

    Meissnerd on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I've noticed a lot of profiles begin with "I love anime!"

    Which is always a gamble

    not really

    Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty sure bet

    gettin laid 8-)

    Phonehand on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i hate "loves to laugh"

    REALLY I HATE LAUGHING I PREFER CHOKED SOBS

    Apparently every single woman in Austin on the site loves the outdoors. They fucking love it, hiking and running and kayaking and taking down deer with their bare hands.

    Also, on a Friday night they might be at home, they might be out at a bar, they might be hanging out with friends, you know whatevs.
    and they're all vegans

    Mysst on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I actually get a decent amount of messages from people saying 'wow your profile was really good, you obviously have a gift for writing!' All puffed up, I then look at their profile and am immediately reminded that I seem to attract ugly people.

    vsove on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there my okcupid profile is now 34% more awesome

    Wren on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    choked sobs kinda make my thingy get hard

    h5

    not now.. sorta busy

    Challahcaust



    I still fucking chuckle to myself about that

    Stale on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there is this ad in my school's temp job e-mail list:
    Brief Job Description : Companion wanted by very youthful, fun, middle-aged woman for the month of August. Most of my friends are out of town and I'm sick of being alone! Seeking someone for conversation, to go out for coffee (I'll pay for your coffee, too), take a walk -- just ordinary things. I have 3 friendly cats and am allergic to most fragrances.
    Qualifications : Must be friendly, outgoing and a good talker and listener. Please contact me by phone (evenings are best) rather than email.
    Days/Hours & Duration of Job : 2 evenings per week during the month of August, for approx. 1 1/2 hours each time.
    Compensation : $10/hour, cash
    Huh

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there is this ad in my school's temp job e-mail list:
    Brief Job Description : Companion wanted by very youthful, fun, middle-aged woman for the month of August. Most of my friends are out of town and I'm sick of being alone! Seeking someone for conversation, to go out for coffee (I'll pay for your coffee, too), take a walk -- just ordinary things. I have 3 friendly cats and am allergic to most fragrances.
    Qualifications : Must be friendly, outgoing and a good talker and listener. Please contact me by phone (evenings are best) rather than email.
    Days/Hours & Duration of Job : 2 evenings per week during the month of August, for approx. 1 1/2 hours each time.
    Compensation : $10/hour, cash
    Huh

    I can make money by being someone's friend?

    I should have cashed in a long time ago.

    vsove on
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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Escort service! Hell yeah!

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    now that's a lazy cougar

    Usagi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there is this ad in my school's temp job e-mail list:
    Brief Job Description : Companion wanted by very youthful, fun, middle-aged woman for the month of August. Most of my friends are out of town and I'm sick of being alone! Seeking someone for conversation, to go out for coffee (I'll pay for your coffee, too), take a walk -- just ordinary things. I have 3 friendly cats and am allergic to most fragrances.
    Qualifications : Must be friendly, outgoing and a good talker and listener. Please contact me by phone (evenings are best) rather than email.
    Days/Hours & Duration of Job : 2 evenings per week during the month of August, for approx. 1 1/2 hours each time.
    Compensation : $10/hour, cash
    Huh
    for that kind of money she's not going to get many good answerers

    Mysst on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I feel like the more money you offer, the creepier it gets

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I feel like the more money you offer, the creepier it gets

    At least it's a school ad. If it was targeted toward the general population it'd be much worse.

    Septus on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Does Rolo even post in Rolo threads?

    DrZiplock on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    I think I have "hates music" in my profile. and if I don't, I will in a sec.

    Also movies. "I hate all movies. Movies and music are stupid."

    Butters on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    but I like movies

    Wren on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    I feel like the more money you offer, the creepier it gets

    At least it's a school ad. If it was targeted toward the general population it'd be much worse.

    Wait, a school ad? What does that mean?

    Cause if this is targetting kids, that seems pretty creepy.

    Goatmon on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    "Looking for my partner in crime..."


    You want to rob banks? Sell meth? What?

    can't it be both?

    Unknown User on
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Septus wrote: »
    I feel like the more money you offer, the creepier it gets

    At least it's a school ad. If it was targeted toward the general population it'd be much worse.

    Wait, a school ad? What does that mean?

    Cause if this is targetting kids, that seems pretty creepy.

    I meant an ad in some college publication or something.

    Septus on
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