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My office is probably 25% Indian. Maybe it's just coincidence, but in my experience, Indian dudes seem to pee really fast. I've noticed it before, but just 5 minutes ago for example:
I walk in and go straight to the urinal, an Indian dude walks in right behind me and goes for a stall. By the time I'm unzipped and ready to get started, he's flushing. He's washed and out the door while I'm still mid-stream.
It's not like I'm a slow starter or anything. Compared to other people we seem to take about the same amount of time, but I've had times where an Indian guy comes in the door while I'm washing my hands, and by the time I'm drying my hands he's waiting on me for a paper towel.
What's the deal India? Taking a whiz ain't a race. Slow the flow.
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when i eat indian food i shit quickly
Er wait, the opposite.
See that's the thing - it doesn't take me a long time to get going like the old guys. Compared to other guys my age we are about dead on.