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Indian men pee quickly

KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
My office is probably 25% Indian. Maybe it's just coincidence, but in my experience, Indian dudes seem to pee really fast. I've noticed it before, but just 5 minutes ago for example:

I walk in and go straight to the urinal, an Indian dude walks in right behind me and goes for a stall. By the time I'm unzipped and ready to get started, he's flushing. He's washed and out the door while I'm still mid-stream.

It's not like I'm a slow starter or anything. Compared to other people we seem to take about the same amount of time, but I've had times where an Indian guy comes in the door while I'm washing my hands, and by the time I'm drying my hands he's waiting on me for a paper towel.

What's the deal India? Taking a whiz ain't a race. Slow the flow.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    funny

    when i eat indian food i shit quickly

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cool story, you should tell it at parties

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The plot thickens!

    Er wait, the opposite.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you probably have prostate issues

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    you probably have prostate issues

    See that's the thing - it doesn't take me a long time to get going like the old guys. Compared to other guys my age we are about dead on.

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