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Got a good hooker/escort name...VOTES are in! (FINAL UPDATE)

ShawnaseeShawnasee Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
The wife and I like to RP and she surprised me with Ruby the Escort last week.
It was great.

I made mention afterwards that Ruby sucked as a hooker name. :lol:

Its been a topic of conversation with our friends ever since. They have come up with names like Jaja and Coco and Jane.

So, she told me to ask you guys and gals what a good escort/hooker name would be so here I am to ask:

Whats a good escort/hooker name? :winky:


We're giving 24 hours and tallying the names.
Cheers.

UPDATE!
24 hours later and these are the ones we both liked:
Chastity
Eve
Crystal
Bella
Mona
Eden

Now if you would, please vote on those six names.

Leaving it in your hands H/A! :winky:


*********FINAL UPDATE*********

Chastity it is!

Thanks H/Aers!

Whenever Chastity shows up, you all will be in the back of my mind...wait..what?

*********FINAL UPDATE*********

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fonda Cox

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  • RUNN1NGMANRUNN1NGMAN Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Chastity :)

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dixie Normous?
    Trixie strikes me as a hooker name.

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  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Busty St. Clair.

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  • StormCrow420StormCrow420 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarah Palin

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Chesty LaRoue

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Chesty LaRoue

    Hootie McBoob?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Don for you
    Celine for her.

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  • KeyScourgeKeyScourge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Visti wrote: »
    Busty St. Clair.
    That's gotta be seconded

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Leah Parson

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Starla

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Isabelle

    Lolita

    I'll second/third Chastity and Busty St.Clair

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Alotta Fagina

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Fred Garvin, obviously.

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    For her... hmm... Tits McGee? Sparkles Von Eagerbuns?

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Lady Isabelle
    Dixie Trix
    Amanda Faux
    Minuet

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Jasmine
    I think that's your kid's name anyhow

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    jclast wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Jasmine
    I think that's your kid's name anyhow
    Actually it's Brielle, but Jasmine was one of the names we were going to go with.

    In fact the reason we didn't go with it is because it was too stripper-esque.

    We were also going to go with Jade and didn't for the same reason.

    So either of those'll work, OP.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Meredith

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How as nobody suggested Roxanne yet?

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Because Steve Martin is not attractive in that way. =P

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Because Steve Martin is not attractive in that way. =P

    Yeah its not like he was referring to a song or anything...

    Bambi St. John for a woman.

    John Bigbootay for a dude.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Sarcasm: 0, InterTubes: 1 =(

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  • i n c u b u si n c u b u s Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Alexis

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wtf? No Candy yet?

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  • nuclearalchemistnuclearalchemist Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elizabeth Siemens

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FF wrote: »
    Wtf? No Candy yet?

    Kandy Barr.

    Funny thing there, at a local grocery store there is a photo of an employee with that name below it.

    A male employee.

    I like Chastity.

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  • BetelguesePDXBetelguesePDX Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Crystal.

    How can you not have thought of crystal. It is the most whore-ish name on the planet.

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Terra Tribble

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BetelguesePDX wrote: »
    Crystal.

    How can you not have thought of crystal. It is the most whore-ish name on the planet.

    I think Candy, or possbly the more 'cutsey' Kandi variation would probably take those honors.

    You could go with the slightly classier "Candice"

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  • nuclearalchemistnuclearalchemist Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh, another one, as a House-ism.

    Karamel

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  • KeyScourgeKeyScourge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Dolores DeLarge

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Lili Von Shtupp? le purrrr

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  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vanilla

    Lacey

    Nikki

    Sierra

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  • KeyScourgeKeyScourge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Lili Von Shtupp? le purrrr
    Sounds more like the name of a 1940's Burlesque chorus line dancer than a hooker/escort

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  • BladeXBladeX Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'll have to throw in an actual name I heard that I always thought sounded like an escort/porn star/etc:

    Bunnie Cummings.

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Betty Swallocks

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cherry Poppins.

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  • mystikspyralmystikspyral Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Madison? I know it’s strange but 5th Avenue upper crust names like that have become popular amongst strippers/escorts lately.

    Some of the names being suggested sound more like porn star names.

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  • Geek MagnetGeek Magnet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elle is nice
    And I don't think escorts have last names, mostly those are for porn stars.

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  • KeyScourgeKeyScourge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Amber

    I still think Dolores DeLarge sounds insanely sexy though :winky:

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