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[Phalla] Bioshock - ATLAS IS VICTORIOUS!

ExarchExarch Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Critical Failures
All good phallae

Of this earth

Flow into the city

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Welcome to Rapture!

This will be a 60 player game.

!Sign up with a reason you deserve to go to Rapture. A Man Creates, a Parasite asks, "Where is my share?"

1.Lawinator - Peach Wilkins - Riveted
2.Arivia - Ravenous Splicer - Riveted
3.SpectralSpork - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Riveted
4.Kime - Electrobolt Splicer - Murdered in the street
5.Jason Todd
6.Samurai6966 - Citizen of Rapture - Hanged
7.Zandracon - Diane McClintock - Electrocuted
8.Dunedainjedi - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Zapped
9.Dunadan019 - Citizen of Rapture - Caught a few too many freedom bullets
10.psolms - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Zapped
11.oaklore - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Hanged
12.Faynor - Citizen of Rapture - Shotgun facial
13.Fatal3RR0R - Machine Mind Splicer - Mob Justice
14.Element Brian - Andrew Ryan - Chose his own fate.
15.Bremen - Citizen of Rapture - Stabbed by Fontaine
16.Osvik - Little Sister - Harvested for the cause
17.Cleonicus - Telepathic Splicer - Beat to death
18.Mr. Defecation - Saboteur - Self immolation.
19.KrataLightblade - Citizen of Rapture - Swims with the fishes
20.Dizzen
21.Balefuego - Citizen of Rapture - Riveted
22.That Dave Fella - Electrobolt Splicer - Was given a break
23.Captain Eleven - Little Sister Killed by Jack
24.ShadowThomas
25.Keika - Telekinetic Splicer - Riveted
26.TehSloth - Jack - Triple bogey
27.Eipnoom - Telepathy Splicer - Shrugged off
28.Powerpuppies - Bill McDonaugh - Riveted
29.Teh_Reflection
30.coutts
31.jdarksun - Pablo Navarro Killed by Atlas' Freedom Fighters
32.Spectrum
33.B:L - Machine Mind Splicer - Riveted
34.Tommy2Hands Terrendos - Dr. Suchong - Gutted
35.Obbi - Citizen of Rapture - Became one with a pile of fish heads
36.Typhus733
37.Greeper
38.Lady Eri - Citizen of Rapture- Zapped
39.Hippie
40.vertroueJulius Caezure - Mrs. Lutz - Executed for grieving
41.cheez - Telekinetic Splicer - Died laughing
42.iamtheaznman - Citizen of Rapture Killed by Fontaine's goons
43.Verr
44.WhiteZinfandel - Saboteur - Killed by the Mob
45.Warban - Martin Finnegan - Jacked up
46.The Geebs that is a Mod - Frank Fontaine - Mob justice?
47.NionSimpsonsParadox
48.Fluffy, our Beloved Flopsy Bunny FriendSmurph - Citizen of Rapture - Lobotomized by Jack
49.Daius - Citizen of Rapture Hanged
50.Kay - Citizen of Rapture - Got the beat
51.KingMoleGrimmyTOA
52.Gumpy - Sullivan - Met justice
53.Oats - Telepathy Splicer - Lost too much blood
54.Sigmund - Tenenbaum - Fought the good fight
55.Nocturne - Sander Cohen - Stabbed by Atlas
56.sportzboytjw
57.Romantic Undead - Big Daddy - Drill did not pierce the heavens
58.rabney - Citizen of Rapture - Drowned by Freedom
59.Seriously
60.Wildcat - Citizen or Rapture - Zapped then Whacked

Reserves
a.Julius Caezure
b.Smurph
c.GrimmyTOA
d.Terrendos
e.SimpsonsParadox

Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Final Day

No gods or kings, only man.
LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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Posts

  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Standard rules apply:
    If you are dead, you may not speak to any other player, LIVING OR DEAD, about the game. One dead post is acceptable, but it should be nothing more than “Oh crap I died.” or some variant thereof.
    No anonymous contact. All PMs or messages outside of the forums must be done with full disclosure of your forum identity.
    You may not use screenshots to “prove” anything to anyone.
    You are free to create Proboards, make sure you give me access so I can troll them.
    No direct sharing of role PMs.
    ---

    Each day you must vote in RED for a suspected parasite.
    Example: !Kime

    Each day you may vote in GREEN for your location to change status from ON to Off or vice versa. Your vote will only count for the location you are in at the start of the turn, before any movement occurs.
    Example: “!Medical Pumps: ON

    Each day you may MOVE to another location by sending me a PM with your desired destination. If the destination is unavailable for any reason you will remain in your current location.
    Example: You send me a PM saying, “!Move me to Medical please.”

    ---

    Please send your move orders in the same PM as any role related actions so my PM box can stay open. Ask for clarifications in thread in ORANGE unless they are role related.

    Inactivity: Don’t miss red votes, and please participate in the thread. There will be no warnings.

    ---

    Abilities and Locations


    If your role says TARGETED it can only be used on a player that is in the same location as you at the start of the day.
    [Example: Kime and B:L are in Medical, Zot is in Arcadia. Zot cannot use a targeted ability on Kime, much to his displeasure, but luckily B:L can.

    There will be many mechanics I will not disclose and you will have to figure out on your own.

    Order of actions
    RedVote>Guard>Kills>Other>Move>Other>GreenVote

    Clarifications

    Any citizen can freely move from any location, to any location.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rapture

    Olympus Heights

    Neptune’s Bounty: Water Pumps: ON
    Hippie
    Seriously
    Dizzen
    Typhus733
    Spectrum

    Hephaestus: Reactor Power: LOW
    ShadowThomas
    sportzboytjw
    Jason Todd
    SimpsonsParadox
    GrimmyTOA

    Arcadia

    Fort Frolic

    Medical

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    No gods or kings, only man.
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up

    Fuck yea.

    Why:
    I have plasmids in different area codes.

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fuck yes

    edit: I'm going to Rapture to seek my fame and fortune as a go-go dancer.

    Arivia on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FIRST

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign up!

    My reason? Because I'm fucking awesome. How's that for a reason ladies?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    STUPID FORUMS.

    Fine, I need a new reason.

    Umm...

    I make babies cry, and I like shocking things with my bionic energy.

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !This Atlas will not shrug

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wake up, Mr. Bubbles!

    Edit:
    I'm Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question:
    Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

    No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
    No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
    No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

    I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different.
    I chose the impossible.
    I chose...
    RAPTURE

    Hows that for a reason. Better the Spork's.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign up!

    Zandracon on
  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So down.

    dunedainjedi on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign down sweet chariot

    Dunadan019 on
  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    spork is a goddamn liar

    psolms on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    looks like this game has resurrections...

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I would enjoy a spot here. Sign.

    oaklore on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Would you kindly allow me to join this?

    I will be a valuable member of society. I will choose my destiny!

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm so up for this!

    Fatal3RR0R on
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i did sign up i did

    Element Brian on
    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't understand the rules, but they sound fun!

    Bremen on
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign me up

    Osvik on
  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Where can I get the genes so I can shoot stuff with fire?

    Cleonicus on
    Debate 'n' DeHockey team: Astronauts
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This sounds like a full blown board game. So dooooope.

    oaklore on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Exarch wrote: »

    Each day you must vote in RED for a suspected parasite.
    Example: “!Kime”

    If your role says TARGETED it can only be used on a player that is in the same location as you at the start of the day.
    [Example: Kime and B:L are in Medical, Zot is in Arcadia. Zot cannot use a targeted ability on Kime, much to his displeasure, but luckily B:L can.

    Oh, Exarch. <3

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    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Signup.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Just using the most common example Kime.
    :P

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • DizzenDizzen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    A man chooses, a slave !Signs Up
    Motivation: After all, someone's gotta try to keep these burgeoning bourgeoisie in line!

    Dizzen on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign up

    because: I am your Vorlon homeboy Exarch

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    *locks Kime in a bathysphere and throws away the key*

    Arivia on
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Exarch wrote: »

    Each day you must vote in RED for a suspected parasite.
    Example: “!Kime”

    If your role says TARGETED it can only be used on a player that is in the same location as you at the start of the day.
    [Example: Kime and B:L are in Medical, Zot is in Arcadia. Zot cannot use a targeted ability on Kime, much to his displeasure, but luckily B:L can.

    Oh, Exarch. <3

    You are always a day one target. Bet you are Atlas or Andrew Ryan. Or a Big Daddy.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !signup

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    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign Up

    Because I rid the world of that bastard Steinman.

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  • ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !signup

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Would you kindly sign me up?

    Reason: I believe a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow.

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up

    Fuck yea.

    Why:
    I have plasmids in different area codes.

    Well, my plasmids bring all the boys to the yard.

    And by yard... I mean underwater utopia.

    TehSloth on
    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh, my reason is cause I can see forever

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  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Signup

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign up because rapture needs puppies! They are cute and cuddly and sources of happiness and occasionally they kill stuff!

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    STRONG Sign up

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign up because rapture needs puppies! They are cute and cuddly and sources of happiness and occasionally they kill stuff!

    In case you've forgotten, it's Rhogar's turn.

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