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alt6654alt6654 Registered User new member
edited August 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
Hi, obviously an alt here. This past weekend I went to a strip club with my friends in the CA area. I ended up getting really drunk and getting two vip dances, the first consisting of a lot of grinding, the second the stripper went down my pants with her hands. She might have spit in her hand to help the process.

I woke up the next morning sore at the tip, and being extremely nervous since I never do anything like this normally, got tested for stds. so far so good results wise with not all coming in yet, but im sick with nerves. It still is kind of sore/slight burn at the tip about 4-5 days later. Doing research it looks like incubation takes at least 48 hours and it's probably just irritation from the grinding...what should I do, and should I be freaking out?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    She probably just scraped you and it's irritated, don't worry too much about it.

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  • kathoskathos Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If you're really fearing the shakes then head on over to a free clinic, in Toronto we have a government clinics that do on-the-spot checkups (you wait, you pee in a cup or give blood or whatever) and you get a verdict within the hour! Amazing!

    I've only read about these places because they're all over university campuses, hotbed areas and civic centers. I'm sure if you do some basic research or call up your local civic center they might be able to help you out.

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  • elfdudeelfdude Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Most often soreness and inflamation represents nothing more than a sore penis. If you were wearing jeans it's very easy to hurt the tip of your penis with lap dances (particularly if you're erect and they're grinding on your jeans). Less often it's the result of minor bacterial infections that are easy to treat with antibiotics.

    Either way there's little need to worry. It takes a normal amount of time for your penis to heal so if rug burn takes X days for you to heal it'll probably be about the same time with your penis. Your penis though is much more sensitive meaning you'll feel it for a lot longer than you would a normal rug burn so if you heal in say a week you're likely to experience discomfort up until a couple days before it's complete. Also if your urethra was pulled 'apart' (i.e like when you open your mouth too wide and you cut the corners of your lips) you'll likely feel a lot of discomfort for a long time as you'll partially reopen the scrape/cut/etc each time you urinate.

    Wait for the tests and wait for it to heal. There's nothing that's gona kill you in a couple of days that you can get from a hookers mouth or worse make your penis drop off/unusable. In the mean time you could wear extra soft boxers/underpants or use a bandaide to cover the sensitive part. If you use the band-aide though it's quite easy to end up hurting your penis more so I'd only use that as a last resort.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are you saying she got you off or just touched your penis with spit on her hands?

    You're fine.

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  • elfdudeelfdude Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Most STD's can be transmitted orally and then back orally. It's unlikely but it's not impossible.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Try some lotion and sweatpants. You're fine. Quit worrying so much.

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah it was likely just all that friction and tight pants...

    Unless there is a discharge, you are more than likely fine.

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  • meekermeeker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Grinding, zippers? That rips you up. I thought everyone found this out at age 14.

    You are fine. STDs aren't just bugs living all over strip clubs.

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    meeker wrote: »
    Grinding, zippers? That rips you up. I thought everyone found this out at age 14.

    You are fine. STDs aren't just bugs living all over strip clubs.

    STD isn't Stripclub Transmitted Disease?!??!?! What the fuck.

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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You know, if you show it to a doctor they can generally tell you what the problem is.

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