Did you ever make an superhero comics when you were little?
I had the generic ice guy, the generic fire guy, but I made up this surprisingly decent hero that rode around on a cloud and hit people with lightning and froze people n' stuff.
What were yours?
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I was Dartman and my super power was that I threw darts at badguys. My brother was Starman and he threw ninja stars.
Yeah, I know.
Good times, good times.
Also, in 5th grade, I had an entire roster of guys in a fighting tournament to save the world, most of which were ripoffs of characters from either Time Killers or World Heroes.
Many a stick figure drawing was done of them on old wallpaper.
I believe their main foes were Feng Shui ninjas that wanted all objects to be put in order (I hated tidying up), ugly nosferatu-style vampires and zombies, however the zombies could be vikings or samurai, I obviously didn't get decomposition at the time, "Baroness Boom and her Boom Bots" and an endless supply of giant monsters that the Pseudo-Men had to throw themselves at like a swarm of bees. Haha!
So, my first comic featured ripoffs of Spawn, Cerebus, Mr. Gone, Iszs, the Maxx's cardboard box, and the murder of a cat and a police officer. Except I gave them all creative names, like Mike, Joe, and Lt. Smith.
This is the danger of reading too many mid-90's Image comics as a child.
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I don't know why the hell I drew that character, since I didn't give a shit about taxes.
super spy comics were where it was at
basically, james bond beating up all manner of crazy robots and supervillains
The best developed one was something about a TK powered homless guy in baseball cap and trench coat. I remember being happy with that one until a friend suggested giving him laser eyes, then it seemed too much like a jean grey+cyclops baby (before I started reading about cable) which I thought was dumb.
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I built up this large stable of characters, to the point that I had a crossover series about aliens invading the earth and all of the super heroes banding together to repel the invasion. It was called War of the Worlds and the aliens were ripped off from that 90s syndicated show of the same name. I drew something like 10 covers for the crossover, including several gatefold covers. I never actually got around to drawing or writing the actual issues.
I'd cross my fingers so that your son will be Sylar from Season 1, not "what the hell happened" Sylar from Season 2 and 3.
Lava Man was made of Lava and could shoot globs of molten lava from his hands. He could alternately turn rock hard or essentially have liquid properties. He didn't have legs - the bottom half of his body just kind of flowed. He had absolutely no backstory, I just thought a man made of lava would be cool.
I remember laying on the floor in Pat's room and lovingly adding a ludicrous amount of crappy detail to my cover drawing for Lava Man #1. That cover page was as far as I got. I'd bet it's still around in my parent's attic somewhere...
OK. So, I just googled "Lava Man" and after some searching, I found that Thor fought him back in issue 97 of Journey Into Mystery.
This is great news! Obviously, some time in the near future, I travel back in time to work on comics with Stan Lee and Jack Kirby!
I would totally read this.
That's a better alternative to pulling it out and realizing your writing skills peaked at such a young age.
Mask, did you miss my creative debut on page one?
When I'm a superstar artist/writer/astronaut, I'ma revive that shit. Make it into a franchise.
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Each one had a theme. I directly recall a theme of women's accessories. One of the heroes was based on Lipstick, and had, like, extendable lipstick swords.
Another theme was based on the big cat family! Having a guy that's like a cheetah run fast is soooo original!
I had a story I made for class when I was a kid. It was called Baby vs. Mr. Clean. It was a huge fight between a baby and bottle of Mr. Clean.
I also made up some Transformers based on farming equiptment. They were combined into TracTor.
Fast forward several years and that said best friend has become a professional pastry chef, she made my wedding cake and made the groom on top chinchilla man. (all to my delightful suprise).
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Just remembered I used to make up Dungeons and Dragons characters too. As in the 80s cartoon, not the board game. Again, they were mostly generic kids with awesome* weapons I made up.
*weapons considered awesome by an 8 year old girl only. Actual awesomeness of weapons may vary.
"And THIS sword is going to be PURPLE!"
Well, I had a sword that could burst into flame. And a battleaxe that... got bigger, basically. And a staff that could blast energy cuz it was a magic staff and I had a girl with one of those old fashioned horns that could lull people to sleep or make them happy or angry or whatever. I'm thinking early exposure to The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe inspired that one.
dare I post the stick figure adventures of 8th grade tlb
why not