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Motherfucking DEMON KNIGHT
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Stick around.I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
Also known as The Best Movie of 1995, Demon Knight was the first feature-length edition of Tales from the Crypt, and if you don't remember this series then get the hell out right now
It's got keys!
The story of Demon Knight revolves around an artifact and its guardian. The artifact is a key, one of seven keys that can open the gates of Hell and unleash darkness across the universe.
Demons!
In the beginning, before the Earth was formed, demons used these seven keys to focus the power of the cosmos into their hands, but after God created the world, He scattered the keys throughout the universe. After thousands of years of retrieving six of the keys, the demons returned to Earth upon learning that the seventh and final key was located there. To prevent the key from falling into the devils' hands, it was filled with the blood of the dying Jesus Christ, obtained during his crucifixion.
Magic blood!
The blood in the key has the power to create barriers on entrances where it prevents demons from entering. These barriers can, however, be broken by either removing the blood from where it was poured, or if the structure creating the barrier is destroyed.
And a bunch of actors that later became famous! Like:
William Sadler!
Jada Pinkett-Smith!
Thomas Haden Church!
and
BILLY MOTHERFUCKING ZANE
Seriously, Billy Zane is the best thing ever in this movie. He's a demon called The Collector, and he's after that key we talked about earlier. To get it he'll crash cars, steal souls, punch through heads and throw hilarious tantrums.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cvd3vfN_q0
You can buy this movie for $5 now! Holy shit.
TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME DEMON KNIGHT IS
(oh also there was another Tales From the Crypt movie starring Dennis Miller and a bunch of vampire whores, but it's not as good)
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Demon Knight was rad too, just saying though.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
that has to be the worst mel brooks movie
Angie Everhart is so hot
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