[NFL] 2009 v1.2: Longsnapping 101: don't think

s7apster

WHAT AN IDIOT

Also, today I went to the Bills' training camp in Pittsford NY. It was fun until a freak lightning storm happened, and cause dmass panic and power loss, and an early end to practice.

Photos:

Lee makes grab


Donte


Rhodes running the ball


Kawika and Marcus


Lee and McKelvin


Freddy Jay

Wow those are big. Sorry.

And per request, here is the info for the SE++ League of Champeens

Alright guys, here it finally is. I've changed the number of teams from 14 to 12. If we have a lot of interest this year, I'll just make a second League. Anyway, the Draft is just a placeholder right now, at Sunday Aug. 30, 1:00pm (Pacific Time.) Please feel free to discuss other options.

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Also, here's the info for Ringo's Survival League:

Ringo wrote: »

Just a reminder that was have a Survival League up and running. Just go here:

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The group number is 3338 and the password is wang

Join early, join often!

Tanolen

What the hell favre.

Alpine

Favre is my least favorite shit packer

s7apster

who's your favourite shit packer

Balefuego

fuck Favre for real

Alpine

On the other hand, Madden 10 is actually pretty good, improves on a few things from Madden 09, adds some neat features that make playing defense a little bit more predictable, and adding Vick on Saturday will make my Eagles franchise much more fun

Raijin Quickfoot

Anyone in my league....don't forget draft is this Friday!

s7apster

The thing I hate most is the way he invoked his daughter, crying when he said he was staying retired. Well, not to worry. After his tear-jerking retirement speech the first time round turned out to be a load of baloney, seeing his grizzled face on my tv causes all my sensitivities to be locked off where they can't be abused by him and his schemes.

NotASenator

@ Jordyn - you want my favre jersey? It might have been jerked off on once or twice.

A duck!

At this point I wouldn't mind seeing Brett pull a Theismann.

Jasconius

I watched the press conference and it softened me somewhat to this, but still, I think it was a bad move. Yeah the Vikings are stout but the Packers are unquestionably a threat in the NFC as a whole and the Bears aren't going to be bad.

10-6 and ousted out in the wildcard game.

Dr.Funkenstein

Shaq Vs is on everybody

So great

DJ Eebs

man I got a broncos jay cutler jersey in a house full of bears fans, it's pretty sweet

Jordyn

NotACrook wrote: »

@ Jordyn - you want my favre jersey? It might have been jerked off on once or twice.

Like I can get anything for that semen now.

Gafoto

oh Brett Favre, I wish I knew how to quit you

seriously

how do we get rid of him

the wook

Gafoto wrote: »

oh Brett Favre, I wish I knew how to quit you

seriously

how do we get rid of him

I think he has to be put down, like a horse

The Otaku Suppository

Another hurricane needs to run through Biloxi. Finish what it started.

Clint Eastwood

Why, Hurricane Bill just got upgraded to a Class 4 storm! Maybe it can do the job.

Dogbone33

Balefuego wrote: »

fuck Favre for real

Hey, HEY!

Where is the keeper league action?

I gotta get my fix!

MagnumCT

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

Shaq Vs is on everybody

So great

I watched it until I realized Mike Goldberg was commentating. I lunged for the remote, risking life and limb to not have to hear that toolbag any more than necessary.

Zuel

12 million dollars and he never showed up for training camp...sure why not.

SeñorAmor

Prediction: Rosenfels and Jackson convicted of 1st degree homicide in the death of one Brett Lorenzo Favre.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Preacher wrote: »

Well on the plus side look for "Favre leads packers to playoffs one more time," on sports sites across the country.

Dynagrip

Zuel wrote: »

12 million dollars and he never showed up for training camp...sure why not.

Old QBs with no desire to stay in shape or prepare for the season are the solution for any team with quarterback issues.

though to be fair I hear that a lot of vets consider training camp to be useless for them.

Eat it You Nasty Pig.

no one really cared when strahan "retired" so he could skip it

Dynagrip

Did Strahan throw 22 interceptions, 8 of those in the last 4 games, the prior season?

satansfingers

also was strahan quarterbacking a completely new team?

that's kind of the important bit

Jordyn

I had a dream last night that the Vikings lost this next preseason game, and only managed to score 3 points with Favre not completing a single pass. A single one.

s7apster

If you're right I'll give you a loonie. But then you have to dream the same dream every week except for one week for 17 weeks. Deal.

Jordyn

oh fucking Canadian money and not even very much of it, oh great I'll go to the store and buy a fucking lollipop jesus fucking christ

Hunter

Jordyn wrote: »

I had a dream last night that the Vikings lost this next preseason game, and only managed to score 3 points with Favre not completing a single pass. A single one.

Or did you see

THE FUTURE JORDYN

s7apster

Jordyn wrote: »

oh fucking Canadian money and not even very much of it, oh great I'll go to the store and buy a fucking lollipop jesus fucking christ

Drown your troubles in frozen treats.

mcp

Jordyn wrote: »

I had a dream last night that the Vikings lost this next preseason game, and only managed to score 3 points with Favre not completing a single pass. A single one.

If this happens I'll be so happy.

Dogbone33

mcp wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

I had a dream last night that the Vikings lost this next preseason game, and only managed to score 3 points with Favre not completing a single pass. A single one.

If this happens I'll be so happy.

Make that two of us.

ShimSham

I'm kind of excited. I became numb to the idea of him playing for the Vikings last year. So much so that it doesn't really bother me now that it's actually happened.

I won't cheer him, verbally or silenty. And I hope he embarrasses himself, coupled with 2 or 3 losses to Green Bay.

s7apster

I've busted out the old packers jersey I have, so I can bring it when I go to out to school and wear it when these two teams meet. Because fuck favre and childress. Fuck'em.

CrackedLens

shim

im sure you are a member numerous nfl message boards

go find the most irrational hate filled rant on favre you can find and post it

s7apster

Buddy compares Favre and the Vikings to hitler and mussolini.

Packerlifer wrote:

Not since Hitler & Mussolini teamed up to conquer the world in WW II has so much been so assumed about the Super Bowl success of Batt Faver joining up with the Minnysota Vikqueens. Suddenly Minnysota is "the team to beat." They got their "missing piece." Just like they did with Warren Moon in 1994, Herschel Walker in 1989, Fran Tarkenton in 1972 and probably a half dozen other times when the bandwagon rolled. The fact is this is a union of two of the biggest all time chokers in NFL history. The Queens, a franchise that hasn't been to a Super Bowl in 33 years and has never won in four trips before that has added an aged, damaged quarterback who's spent the last 11 years of his career in a futile attempt to get back to the Super Bowl and repeatedly blowing every and numerous chances to get it done. Watching Faver at his intro press conference yesterday he had that "deer in the headlights" look in his eyes and the demeanor of a man who really didn't believe or know what he was doing there. He's a guy just a couple of months from age 40, who's had recent surgery on an injured tendon in his throwing arm and a torn rotator cuff in the shoulder of his throwing arm, whose offseason conditioning has been playing catch with high school kids and who's missed his new team's entire ota and training camp work. Forget that the offense and its terminology are similar to what he played in Green Bay. You've got to be with a team in its advance prep stages to really fit in and as qb make it go. Has no one noticed that no one else in the NFL was interested in Faver any more? He wouldn't have gotten a second look from any of the other 31 franchises if he had applied. The premise in Minnysota is that FAver will loosen up defenses keying on Adrian Peterson & the premise for FAver is that he won't have to carry the team by passing with that running game. But once defenses find out that FAver can't throw like he used to they'll just fill the box anyway and dare Bratty to beat them throwing. And the more he throws and more his damaged and diminished arm will be aggravted and the interceptions mount and games are lost the luster of this axis will pale. Faver will walk off with $10-12 million of Vikqueens' money, Brad Childress, the desperate coach who made the desperate deal, will be out of a job, The Queens still won't have a championship or a new stadium to keep them in Minnysota and Faver will join Herschel and Warren and Francis and the rest in the lore of Vikqueen frustration. If you thought the breakdown last year in New York was something, I look for Bratt to do it one better this time around.

s7apster

See y'all in a week BTW I'm off to my internetless and cable (football)less cottage in stupid quebec.

Jordyn

oh does that mean you're done posting shit from blogs whose biggest joke is to call them the "Queens?"

Jordyn

I am making a separate post just for my weeping over your departure. What will I do, what what