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Oh well what about QUOTATIONS?!

Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

Sir Winston

"When I get a college brochure in the mail, I flip through it and look for some black kids in the crowds, and if I don't see any I throw it in the trash--because who wants to go to some podunk university that can't even afford photoshop?"

-me trying to paraphrase something I read once on the internet.
I squinted through the whole first page trying to decode your damn thread-title subtleties and didn't see one.

Roast Beef is dead

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edit: Oh christ. Okay. My fault

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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    on the second page

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Nice save, Drew.

    Nice save.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "My grandma is healthy as can be, she's walked five miles a day since she was 65. She's 82 now, we have no idea where she is."
    -Ellen Degeneres

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but it dies in the process.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm sorry everyone.

    edit

    "CATESBY:
    Rescue, my Lord of Norfolk, rescue, rescue!
    The king enacts more wonders than a man,
    Daring an opposite to every danger:
    His horse is slain, and all on foot he fights,
    Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death.
    Rescue, fair lord, or else the day is lost!

    KING RICHARD III:
    A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!

    CATESBY:
    Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse."

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    forgiveness will not pour from my breast

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"

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    Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken

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    from each according to his ability, to each according to his need
    hitting hot metal with hammers
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    "So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
    I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
    Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
    G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

    When the pimp's in the crib ma
    Drop it like it's hot
    Drop it like it's hot
    Drop it like it's hot..."

    -English Romantic poet, John Keats

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pretty much all of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw

    Alone...

    You feel shame

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    A true beanie should have a propellor on the top. -Terry Pratchett

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober."

    "By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece."

    "Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper."

    G. K. Chesterton

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My favorites from Civ

    "We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles."
    - Thomas Edison

    "If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup."
    - Turkish Proverb

    "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."
    - Unknown

    "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
    - Antoine de Saint-Exupry

    "I am the state."
    - Louis XIV

    "Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe."
    - Albert Einstein

    "Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility."
    - Ambrose Bierce

    "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
    - Galileo Galilei

    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
    - Dom Helder Camara

    "Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in car."
    - E.B. White

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
    - Arthur C. Clarke

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the death rate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'T YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE JAMES EARL JONES?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world, "No, you move." -- As written by J. Michael Straczynski and spoken by Steve Rogers

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "The actuality of thought is life, and God is that actuality; and God's self-dependent actuality is life most good and eternal."

    Aristotle

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    has anyone seen the trailer for the movie they're making about the king of quotes' Dorian Gray?

    they fit just the right amount of orgies in

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dang it, Zonugal

    credit the writer

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
    - Arthur C. Clarke

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    t-rex, this party is great! it's beyond my ability to reverse-engineer!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dang it, Zonugal

    credit the writer

    Corrected, is that better C.D.?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ahhh, yes

    I love me some J. Michael Stracynski

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Just a heads up Jack, Tracy knows what time it is.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    In heaven there is no beer
    That's why we drink it here
    And when we're gone from here
    Our friends will be drinking all the beer

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've gotta read Dorian Grey

    Is it Public Domain yet? It is, right?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Honestly I always imagined Johnny Depp as Dorian Grey.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's too bad he's kind of old to play him now

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I really hope they aren't trying to make Dorian Gray a sympathetic character.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "We can add more robot-like functions in future," he said.

    -An article I just read about a new futuristic wheelchair unveiled in Japan this week.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Dorian Grey is really sympathetic to the Marquis De Sade

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Alpine wrote: »
    I've gotta read Dorian Grey

    Is it Public Domain yet? It is, right?

    here ya go

    http://www.online-literature.com/wilde/dorian_gray/

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think Ben Barnes fits for Dorian Gray

    dude is handsome

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i need t ofinish reading dorian gray

    ive got about half the book to go

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "I wish I had an origin story for you. When I was four, I was bitten by a radioactive myth."

    "I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing."

    "The world is always ending, for someone."

    Neil Gaiman

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Change merely creates an illusion of time, with each individual moment existing in its own right, complete and whole

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    There were never any good old days
    they are today, they are tomorrow
    its a stupid thing they say
    cursing tomorrow with sorrow

    -gogol bordello

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