Oh well what about QUOTATIONS?!

Drew-B

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

Sir Winston

"When I get a college brochure in the mail, I flip through it and look for some black kids in the crowds, and if I don't see any I throw it in the trash--because who wants to go to some podunk university that can't even afford photoshop?"

-me trying to paraphrase something I read once on the internet.

I squinted through the whole first page trying to decode your damn thread-title subtleties and didn't see one.

Roast Beef is dead



edit: Oh christ. Okay. My fault

Alpine

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=99052

Abracadaniel

on the second page

Mr. Henry Bemis

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=99052

Munkus Beaver

Nice save, Drew.

Nice save.

Alpine

"My grandma is healthy as can be, she's walked five miles a day since she was 65. She's 82 now, we have no idea where she is."
-Ellen Degeneres

Munkus Beaver

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but it dies in the process.

Drew-B

I'm sorry everyone.

edit

"CATESBY:
Rescue, my Lord of Norfolk, rescue, rescue!
The king enacts more wonders than a man,
Daring an opposite to every danger:
His horse is slain, and all on foot he fights,
Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death.
Rescue, fair lord, or else the day is lost!

KING RICHARD III:
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!

CATESBY:
Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse."

Mr. Henry Bemis

forgiveness will not pour from my breast

Munkus Beaver

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"

Typhoid Manny

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken

Kazhiim

"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot..."

-English Romantic poet, John Keats

Drew-B

Pretty much all of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4MV_LwMw

Alone...

You feel shame

Antimatter

A true beanie should have a propellor on the top. -Terry Pratchett

Antimatter

oh god yes
http://www.lspace.org/books/pqf/

Centipede Damascus

"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober."

"By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece."

"Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper."

G. K. Chesterton

Drew-B

My favorites from Civ

"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles."
- Thomas Edison

"If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup."
- Turkish Proverb

"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."
- Unknown

"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupry

"I am the state."
- Louis XIV

"Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe."
- Albert Einstein

"Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility."
- Ambrose Bierce

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
- Dom Helder Camara

"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in car."
- E.B. White

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- Arthur C. Clarke

Antimatter

Terry Pratchett wrote:

Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the death rate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'T YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE JAMES EARL JONES?

Zonugal

Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world, "No, you move." -- As written by J. Michael Straczynski and spoken by Steve Rogers

Randall_Flagg

"The actuality of thought is life, and God is that actuality; and God's self-dependent actuality is life most good and eternal."

Aristotle

mensch-o-matic

has anyone seen the trailer for the movie they're making about the king of quotes' Dorian Gray?

they fit just the right amount of orgies in

Centipede Damascus

dang it, Zonugal

credit the writer

KrunkMcGrunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FhCOmOQXCk

Randall_Flagg

Drew-B wrote: »

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- Arthur C. Clarke

t-rex, this party is great! it's beyond my ability to reverse-engineer!

Zonugal

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

dang it, Zonugal

credit the writer

Corrected, is that better C.D.?

Centipede Damascus

ahhh, yes

I love me some J. Michael Stracynski

Munkus Beaver

Just a heads up Jack, Tracy knows what time it is.

Drew-B

KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FhCOmOQXCk

In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

mensch-o-matic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY93VUQSMo4&feature=related

seriously, guys

Alpine

I've gotta read Dorian Grey

Is it Public Domain yet? It is, right?

Munkus Beaver

Honestly I always imagined Johnny Depp as Dorian Grey.

Centipede Damascus

it's too bad he's kind of old to play him now

Zonugal

I really hope they aren't trying to make Dorian Gray a sympathetic character.

Drew-B

"We can add more robot-like functions in future," he said.

-An article I just read about a new futuristic wheelchair unveiled in Japan this week.

Munkus Beaver

Dorian Grey is really sympathetic to the Marquis De Sade

mensch-o-matic

Alpine wrote: »

I've gotta read Dorian Grey

Is it Public Domain yet? It is, right?

here ya go

http://www.online-literature.com/wilde/dorian_gray/

Moriveth

I think Ben Barnes fits for Dorian Gray

dude is handsome

Kovak

i need t ofinish reading dorian gray

ive got about half the book to go

Centipede Damascus

"I wish I had an origin story for you. When I was four, I was bitten by a radioactive myth."

"I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing."

"The world is always ending, for someone."

Neil Gaiman

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up

Change merely creates an illusion of time, with each individual moment existing in its own right, complete and whole

mensch-o-matic

There were never any good old days
they are today, they are tomorrow
its a stupid thing they say
cursing tomorrow with sorrow

-gogol bordello