I have spam purporting to be from the FBI telling me that I won and offshore lottery and can collect my US$800,00 winnings on payment of a $300 fee.
They neglect to explain why it is that the FBI would be informing me of this.
That's actually all the FBI does, just tells people they won some money.
You won twelve hundred dollars, with the stipulation that you must use it to fly to the federal prison you will be housed at for the rest of your life.
So wait jewcar, I've never figured it out. Are you on some sort of no-sex vision quest for some set length of time?
Didn't become interested in relationships until high school was almost over, had very few relationships due to hating Fresno and everyone in it, had/have long distance romance stuff. I tend to attract women easily but I have weird ways of handling relationships and really weird luck (one girl who was nearbye who went for me was too young when she was living in town, dropped my ass, then came back - after she was living out of town and now in another state).
Some guys mom here fell for one of those, it was hilarious in a terribly morbid fashion. All ‘zomg I’ve won the lottery, off to buy a massive tv and car’ (couple days later) ‘it was a scam and now we’re homeless :’( ‘*
Some guys mom here fell for one of those, it was hilarious in a terribly morbid fashion. All ‘zomg I’ve won the lottery, off to buy a massive tv and car’ (couple days later) ‘it was a scam and now we’re homeless :’( ‘*
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My aunt works for a bank and has to deal with this kind of stuff all the time.
"We've won the spanish lottery!"
"Did you buy a ticket?"
"Well no, but....."
Some guys mom here fell for one of those, it was hilarious in a terribly morbid fashion. All ‘zomg I’ve won the lottery, off to buy a massive tv and car’ (couple days later) ‘it was a scam and now we’re homeless :’( ‘*
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it was veretas in SE++
it was pretty evident his mom was not only gullible but also highly self-destructive and as such, willfully engaged the scammer multiple times while sending tons of money
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They neglect to explain why it is that the FBI would be informing me of this.
That's actually all the FBI does, just tells people they won some money.
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Don't be hatin, buuuuuuuuuddy!
It's in their mandate, last week I had an e-mail from the NSA telling me a Nigerian prince wanted help transferring some cash.
You won twelve hundred dollars, with the stipulation that you must use it to fly to the federal prison you will be housed at for the rest of your life.
Some scams are too adorable to really hate.
They are the only go-betweens that the Nigerian princes trust.
Edit: Awww, Coldred semi-scooped my joke
If they ever send emails telling you unless you send them money they'll kill this cat in a tree they have a picture of, we're all doomed.
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Didn't become interested in relationships until high school was almost over, had very few relationships due to hating Fresno and everyone in it, had/have long distance romance stuff. I tend to attract women easily but I have weird ways of handling relationships and really weird luck (one girl who was nearbye who went for me was too young when she was living in town, dropped my ass, then came back - after she was living out of town and now in another state).
I blame the real coffee I mixed in with my decaf this morning
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Good, fuck snipers.
But not death of herpes. Herpes will outlast us all.
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Ahahaa, the image on the gun.
My aunt works for a bank and has to deal with this kind of stuff all the time.
"We've won the spanish lottery!"
"Did you buy a ticket?"
"Well no, but....."
But you have to watch out for death herpes.
"Baby you're all bumpy *falls down dead*"
"NO DEATH HERPES!"
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We promise nothing.
I, for one, welcome our new Death Herpes overlords.
Paris Hilton crowned president, Tarah Reid VP.
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it was pretty evident his mom was not only gullible but also highly self-destructive and as such, willfully engaged the scammer multiple times while sending tons of money
also I AM SO EXCITED FOR GLEE
it had better be as gay as I think it is
Well spoil it as far as its obvious who the producers chose, the show hasn't aired yet and the finale isn't until tomorrow.
Fuzzy could you be less gay, I mean honestly dude stop loving the cock so much.
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That Spielberg film?
Adam winning AI is just one more piece to the grand gay scheme
plus Glee
American Idol
No he meant American Idol, tonight is part one of their manufactured hype finale.
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or is speaker just using one of shinto's old avatars?
Same person I've been told.