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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    did...was it me who got one of those guns? Was it..me...who inspected both those rooms?

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You people need to hurry up and either get into some deep shit or finish this place up already!

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    guys, there's still one more room no one's looked at, the door on the right down the right passage way

    also, did anyone ever open one of the those doors lining that one hallway? the ones with the consoles outside saying something about experiments on the occupants inside?

    Locot joins everyone in the main room, watching the security door closely.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Rory checked out the left door, Mal checked out the right, Rigue got the gun.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also: Ship name?

    UUUUUS Booze Hatch SnatchCraft

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Uh, dead, I picked up on of the guns earlier, just by the way

    also, protip, when smoking out of a small trumpet mouthpiece, it is very easy to burn your throat

    Found that one out this weekend


    EDIT: I just realized that I never argued about the ship name

    My vote is for Act of God

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Rory turns on the vidscreen, and goes about looking around the room for edibles, smokeables, killables, and lunchables.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dead, did we hack the security system computer?

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    EDIT: I just realized that I never argued about the ship name

    My vote is for Act of God

    I support this :P

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Terro opens the cracked door and peers inside. THAT ONLY TOOK 342.7 SECONDS.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Of all the names we've suggested, Heart of Hate has been my favorite.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cypher retracts the cords and follows the duck, wondering what would happen if he picked it up and sat it on his head

    hmmm....

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    When I get a copy of photoshop or whathaveyou, you will all see why that is a terrible idea.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mal rifles through the fridge for booze and food before flipping on the vid screen and reclining on the couch.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I seem to recall there are seven of those guns. Devide them up as you like.

    The room behind the security appears to be a large, well-equipped office. A single, enormous structure fills the center of the room - more a control center than a simple desk. It is covered in buttons, switches, keys, and various other bits of technical fuckery. It even looks as if the owner has gone to some lengths to increase the number of controls on the surface, as separate keyboards and touch-screens have been hastily wired into the "desk" through open access panels scattered across the thing.

    Vidscreens fill the room, each displaying hissing red static that lights the room like some sort of infernal discothèque, each hanging from some haphazardly constructed motorized arm, allowing it to pivot and readjust as needed. Auxiliary processor cores and datatowers have been crammed hear and there into various corners limiting the already somewhat scarce walking space in the room, and thick bundles of wire trace here and there across the floor, offering as many tripping opportunities as physically possible. The room alternates between being sweltering and freezing, depending on how close you are to the burning-hot processors and the sub-zero cooling units attempting to keep them from catching fire.

    Blood covers a good deal of the vidscreens, twisting and spiraling in strange, quasi-mathematical symbols, as if someone had spent their last moments inscribing some mad-man's theorem on the crackling red surfaces.

    The whole place smells of old meat, copper, and ozone.

    Rory and Mal find some old chips and a box of near-ancient soda, sit down on the couch and chillax.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "Wow, this seems like a little bit of a clusterfuck", Cypher says, navigating through the wires and data towers to the control center

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BLOOD IS AN EFFECTIVE SUBSTITUTE FOR INK. IT CONVEYS A SPECIAL MEANING OF ITS OWN. Terro navigates through the wires, until he reaches the monitors. THESE SYMBOLS DO NOT LOOK FAMILIAR.

    Edit: Goddamn connection

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "It also carries an ID... "

    Turning on his radio, Cypher says, "Hey, could we get the doctor in here, we got some blood we need scanning"

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think Ffips was with Mal, but I don't really have any ideas so
    whatever's good.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Rory inspects the soda, seeing if it is an item antique collectors would be interested in.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Karkarov goes to the office, having snagged himself one of the guns. "My name is Karkarov, but you may call me 'Doc'", he says to Cypher, "All you simpletons do zat." He sees the blood on the vidscreens and scans them with his medical scanner. He notices that the blood seems to have been used to make odd symbols and attempts to find out what they mean.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I vote we call the ship Seis-Uno-Seis

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Matt, you just made me think of:

    This.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh, you just me think of:

    This

    The soda could be considered a collector's item.

    [Control Room]
    [11] The blood does appear to be human. It would be hard to place it without something to match it against, though.

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddammit, I took what was meant to be a nap at around five A.M. and woke up at midnight. My whole day, gone, and I still had shit to do. Goddammit.

    Karkarov turns to Cypher,"Ze blood appears to be human, hoahever I do not have somezing to match it against so I don't knoah for sure. Care to volunteer some, DJ?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Matt, you just made me think of:

    This.

    I hate that song.
    How about something good?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "Sure", Cypher chuckles

    Holding out one of his robotic arms, he says, "Be sure not to nick the vein, Doc"

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dux wrote: »
    Goddammit, I took what was meant to be a nap at around five A.M. and woke up at midnight. My whole day, gone, and I still had shit to do. Goddammit.

    You slept 19 hours? :P

    Mal pockets some super old soda. "If only i had some ancient Pop Rocks or Asstrotoids(TM) to go with this" he mutters to himself before rejoining the group in the control room.

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No, goddammit, I meant P.M. I'm Dutch, Time is a bit different here and I keep mixing up A.m. and P.m.

    "Very Vell, you agreed to it...." He reaches into his doctor's bag and pulls out an odd device, it looks somewhat like a gun. "Zis is a needler pistol, you shall find it vhy it's called zat in a bit."

    Karkarov aims at the Dj's chest and fires what looks a bit like a syringe. "Zis vill sting a bit."

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "Crap", Cypher says looking at the gun

    Closing his eyes, he does what he always did as a kid when he had to get a shot


    He drowned out his crying with music

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Matt, you just made me think of:

    This.

    I hate that song.
    How about something good?



    And suddenly, my age occurs to me.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Matt, you just made me think of:

    This.

    I hate that song.
    How about something good?



    And suddenly, my age occurs to me.

    ahahahaha
    I just like the new album

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've never been into Franz Ferdinand. Probably because it reminds me of this horrible cunt of a girlfriend I once had.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    I've never been into Franz Ferdinand. Probably because it reminds me of this horrible cunt of a girlfriend I once had.

    Did she constantly insist that she could have it so much better with Franz Ferdinand?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Long car trips + bitchy attitude + FF = :(

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Matt, you just made me think of:

    This.

    I hate that song.
    How about something good?



    And suddenly, my age occurs to me.

    ahahahaha
    I just like the new album

    You are not allowed to like The Offspring anymore.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The new album is kinda ehh to me

    All I Want is more fun to skate to than Hammerhead

    EDIT: Hammerhead has a cool music video, though...

    hmmmm

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Locot looks at the strange figures on the screens, trying to make heads or tails of them.

    I guess rolling Genetic Memory here? It's probably a stretch.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You young people

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yes?

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