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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    homopon

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh and I wasn't being a nazi about preacher's spelling at all. He just does it all the time. I'm not the first to point it out. It's one of his quirks.

    Like Prof being stranded in Alaska.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    HOW THE GOD DAMN HELL CAN I GET MORE EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL FUCKING HIRE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

    FUCK

    Welcome to the nepitastic world.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    HOW THE GOD DAMN HELL CAN I GET MORE EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL FUCKING HIRE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

    FUCK

    Hey, this is familiar.

    Because it's every god damn fucking piece of shit day when I need a motherfucking job


    graaaaaaaah

    Well, it's more familiar in that I don't have much experience either and job hunting is a bitch.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Peter Jackson's BMI had 3 digits.

    Isn't he a native?

    Well that's my point

    So they're keeping extra fatties out--got enough of their own.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I just looked it up and Peter Jackson claims he lost all his weight with a lean diet. Not saying I doubt him but I know several people that have had gastric bypass and they have a certain look about them. Sickly would be the wrong word, but PJ looks like it.

    Maybe he just saw one too many M. Night Shalalongdingdong films and decided he'd had enough. WHAT A TWIST!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    HOW THE GOD DAMN HELL CAN I GET MORE EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL FUCKING HIRE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

    dude, it is like a video game

    you get experience by fighting rats with a rusty dagger

    if you have no job experience at all, go get a shitty job

    if you have a little job experience, upgrade to a nonrusty dagger and take on a wererat

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah pretty much if a job is posted, they already have someone in mind. At least that's how it works in the government.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    uuafQN7QM.gif

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ok tubbo fatty in the cubical over, if you have to "wolf down" your salad in 30 minutes. You're doing it wrong! It also doesn't help she goes "I have bacon and lettuce stuck in my teeth." Sigh, glandular though I'm sure.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kings were raw

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    HOW THE GOD DAMN HELL CAN I GET MORE EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL FUCKING HIRE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

    FUCK

    Welcome to the nepitastic world.

    Yeah I remember when I was applying for internships in college but they only wanted people who had already done internships. Fucking insane. Then I went to a friend of my family and begged for an internship on got it.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    HOW THE GOD DAMN HELL CAN I GET MORE EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL FUCKING HIRE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

    dude, it is like a video game

    you get experience by fighting rats with a rusty dagger

    if you have no job experience at all, go get a shitty job

    if you have a little job experience, upgrade to a nonrusty dagger and take on a wererat

    i am applying for shitty jobs. i'm not even trying for retail anymore

    i've been putting in applications for god damn food service man. it ain't get no lower.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    James wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    More terrible news: Pixies going on an American Doolittle tour, not coming anywhere near me.

    Screw you, Pixies :(

    Didn't that album come out like twenty years ago?

    I was barely alive twenty years ago and never got to see them live

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I too wonder if I even like Kings.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you could just lie, DUE

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Edward if you are really hard up for cash just stand outside Home Depot, men will be by to take you to back breaking labor.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    got a point about the girls though

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    As a fatty, I resent people who blame it on Glandular problems. I'm fat because I like food, damn it. Oh trust me, I understand the plight of the overweight. I do. I feel that a lot of times we get a bad rap with people who think it's easy to just "be thin".

    But people who are in such deep denial about being 2lbs away from speaking Huttesse as a racial trait piss me off.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    you could just lie, DUE

    Ph.D. in Customer Servology from the University of Upselling in Croatia

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    you could just lie, DUE

    Ph.D. in Customer Servology from the University of Upselling in Croatia

    Sounds like a human trafficker.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    you could just lie, DUE

    It seriously crosses my mind sometimes and that's infuriating.

    But no i'm fucking stupid and honest and and all that bullshit.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you should tell a baby lie, get some experience and then its not a lie anymore

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I too wonder if I even like Kings.

    you got to take stock

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And also there's an European tour and an American one. The american locations basically don't touch the south. MD and NY are lucky though >:|

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I ain't down with telling lies.

    Yet. I mean one day you're lying on your job applications and interviews then the next you're selling meth.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you should tell a baby lie, get some experience and then its not a lie anymore

    it isn't even a lie, man, just a temporary untruth

    ain't your fault time is linear

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you should tell a baby lie, get some experience and then its not a lie anymore

    If you work on babies first, then you can move up.

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm sure it is different now because of the economy

    but I started at Albertson's as a bagger and cart getter in the summer heat, and did that for a while

    and then I got a job at Blockbuster, which paid a little more and was inside!

    and then I got a better job and so on

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DUE, someone on PA is bound to have a registered S Corp. Ask someone to do you a solid and put them and their company down as a reference.

    "Sure! DUE was my Doctor of Pimpology!"

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tarranon its based on where they think they would appeal. I don't think many people in the south would attend a pixies concert.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    you should tell a baby lie, get some experience and then its not a lie anymore

    If you work on babies first, then you can move up.


    yes little ones like "I'll give you your candy back straight away"

    nom nom nom

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    also, why are countries such dicks about immigrating?

    They don't want inferior people there. I heard NZ has a bmi or similar requirement. They don't no fatties in their sheep fucking.

    like

    I can qualify to move to the UK right now, but I won't in a year because I won't be under 28 (or 29, I forget)

    and I don't qualify to move to Canada at all, which is kind of a shock, because I don't work in one of their wanted industries

    :|

    Hold on...

    Canada denied you? Fuck, we accept anyone.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You guys must live places where they don't call to check references.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tarranon its based on where they think they would appeal. I don't think many people in the south would attend a pixies concert.

    ... I would. :(

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I ain't down with telling lies.

    Yet. I mean one day you're lying on your job applications and interviews then the next you're selling meth.

    No you aren't, because lying on your job applications and interviews gets you gainfully employed. Being honest leads to you selling meth behind the ol' Olive Garden.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aegis wrote: »

    Hold on...

    Canada denied you? Fuck, we accept anyone.

    Even W got to speak up there.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    You guys must live places where they don't call to check references.

    you just put your references across the country

    or use relatives with different last names

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »

    Hold on...

    Canada denied you? Fuck, we accept anyone.

    Even W got to speak up there.

    I could have gone to see that but I thought the idea of paying money to watch W speak is probably down there with paying money for water in terms of retardedness.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    I ain't down with telling lies.

    Yet. I mean one day you're lying on your job applications and interviews then the next you're selling meth.

    No you aren't, because lying on your job applications and interviews gets you gainfully employed. Being honest leads to you selling meth behind the ol' Olive Garden.
    that too is useful job experience

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