so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
oh shit
leave some lights on at night just in case
Malcolm X, when being interviewed about his days as a burglar before converting to Islam, recommended leaving the bathroom light on. It's pretty much the worst place where someone could be in the middle of the night for a burglar, since anyone taking an extended shit is just about guaranteed to hear someone breaking in.
edit: Also, you can buy a cheap window/door alarm for like $9.
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so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
your white furry suit with ears and tail? Do you even have a furry suit? Let alone one with ears and a motherfucking tail? I got ears and a motherfucking tail, motherfuckers!
Those should not exist in adult sizes.
As a halloween costume or kid's pajamas? Okay.
It's kind of cute on the girl. A little.
September 30th, 2009, 07:03 PM Central Time: AJA admits to furrism.
I'm not even going to lie about it. I'm going to go all out.
so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
oh shit
leave some lights on at night just in case
Malcolm X, when being interviewed about his days as a burglar before converting to Islam, recommended leaving the bathroom light on. It's pretty much the worst place where someone could be in the middle of the night for a burglar, since anyone taking an extended shit is just about guaranteed to hear someone breaking in.
edit: Also, you can buy a cheap window/door alarm for like $9.
your white furry suit with ears and tail? Do you even have a furry suit? Let alone one with ears and a motherfucking tail? I got ears and a motherfucking tail, motherfuckers!
Those should not exist in adult sizes.
As a halloween costume or kid's pajamas? Okay.
It's kind of cute on the girl. A little.
September 30th, 2009, 07:03 PM Central Time: AJA admits to furrism.
I'm not even going to lie about it. I'm going to go all out.
so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
Leave a light on if you can. Also this is why dogs are great.
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so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
Leave a light on if you can. Also this is why dogs are great.
Get an elaborate animatronic person to put near your window, who is perpetually loading their shotgun.
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so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
oh shit
leave some lights on at night just in case
Malcolm X, when being interviewed about his days as a burglar before converting to Islam, recommended leaving the bathroom light on. It's pretty much the worst place where someone could be in the middle of the night for a burglar, since anyone taking an extended shit is just about guaranteed to hear someone breaking in.
edit: Also, you can buy a cheap window/door alarm for like $9.
The door alarm is a good idea. We have three doors people can get in by.
We don't have to worry about windows though, we're on the 2nd floor
so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
Get a Caucasian Ovcharka.
'cism
Seriously, this dog will take care of all your problems.
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Rig up a tripwire to a mousetrap that's rigged to strike a shotgun shell at kneecap level. Stick a bunch of razor blades covered in feces on your window sills. Dig a punji pit outside your front door.
Ok so I've been reading about the Viet Cong a bit.
so this morning, sometime after 4:30 am, the apartment downstairs got robbed while all the girls were asleep. They stole laptops, cameras, and iPods.
I'm freaked out, because now I think someone's been watching our house. The reason why we know it was after 4:30 was because on of them was up until that point, and they likely made their move after her lights went out.
Fuuuuck.
Get a Caucasian Ovcharka.
'cism
Seriously, this dog will take care of all your problems.
Rig up a tripwire to a mousetrap that's rigged to strike a shotgun shell at kneecap level. Stick a bunch of razor blades covered in feces on your window sills. Dig a punji pit outside your front door.
Ok so I've been reading about the Viet Cong a bit.
I was reading the memoirs of a vietnam soldier recently. The trip mines and wires were easily the most horrifying part, made more so by the spartan descriptions but sheer regularity of them adding a surreal edge. In some way losing your limbs seems worse then getting killed.
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Malcolm X, when being interviewed about his days as a burglar before converting to Islam, recommended leaving the bathroom light on. It's pretty much the worst place where someone could be in the middle of the night for a burglar, since anyone taking an extended shit is just about guaranteed to hear someone breaking in.
edit: Also, you can buy a cheap window/door alarm for like $9.
yeah, not getting robbed is worth the bill
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I'm not even going to lie about it. I'm going to go all out.
I would fuck that girl wearing that fur suit.
Or you can put a bell on the doors and windows.
I nearly choked on my drink
well done
Leave a light on if you can. Also this is why dogs are great.
Get a Caucasian Ovcharka.
'cism
Get an elaborate animatronic person to put near your window, who is perpetually loading their shotgun.
The door alarm is a good idea. We have three doors people can get in by.
We don't have to worry about windows though, we're on the 2nd floor
NNID: Hakkekage
I made the bolo tie metal so it's more shiny and the belt buckle is gold.
Edit: You probably have to refresh the image since it has the same name.
Seriously, this dog will take care of all your problems.
Ok so I've been reading about the Viet Cong a bit.
or siege towers
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm not sure if Hakks is being robbed by Orcs.
Only when they want to go medieval on your ass.
archers on the roof
NNID: Hakkekage
They will be too distracted by "OH PUPPY!" to steal any of your stuff.
Though they might take off with your dog.
NNID: Hakkekage
boiling oil over the entryways
this is elementary stuff
I was reading the memoirs of a vietnam soldier recently. The trip mines and wires were easily the most horrifying part, made more so by the spartan descriptions but sheer regularity of them adding a surreal edge. In some way losing your limbs seems worse then getting killed.
Inside job?
Its a cat burglar, maybe literally.
WE ARE THE BRUGLARS. WE ARE BORN OF THE FLESH.
NNID: Hakkekage
yeah nobody got into Helm's Deep
It's more like Minas Tirith. They should have an elephant contingency plan.
call in reinforcements
Sorry, it's late. I normally try to type better than that.
my dispensary was closed down!