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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes, Bemis

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my brother's baby spit up on me today.

    fucking jaden. >:\ damn baby's huntin' for a puntin'.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    elbowed a baby once

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    was that a bus adventure?

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    make it one

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    every time someone hands me a baby i panic

    WHY DID YOU JUST ENTRUST THIS LIFE TO ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    every time someone hands me a baby i panic

    WHY DID YOU JUST ENTRUST THIS LIFE TO ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    And then it pisses on you.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think we need to congratulate Raijin on his thread conservation

    now, every golf clap

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    every time someone hands me a baby i panic

    WHY DID YOU JUST ENTRUST THIS LIFE TO ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    DON'T YOU REALIZE THE HUNGER WITHIN ME!?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    every time someone hands me a baby i panic

    WHY DID YOU JUST ENTRUST THIS LIFE TO ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    DON'T YOU REALIZE THE HUNGER WITHIN ME!?

    This was a much better reply than what I came up with.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was thinking of a megan's law joke, but eh.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    woo i got a 60 month extension sans interest on my student loans

    how did I do this you ask?

    because I am the fucking boss that's how

    also i'm really nice and personable and likable and above all humble

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    your second kid might get p bitter that he doesn't get his own thread.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

    Baby.

    Shepard.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

    Baby.

    Shepard.

    I've got a galaxy to save, I don't have to answer to you.

    *goes out dancing*

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    your second kid might get p bitter that he doesn't get his own thread.

    this is the first hand-me-down your kid is going to get

    Tell him it just gets worse from here on out

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    your second kid might get p bitter that he doesn't get his own thread.

    this is the first hand-me-down your kid is going to get

    Tell him it just gets worse from here on out

    Shit yeah, we don't need to buy anything for the new one.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    your second kid might get p bitter that he doesn't get his own thread.

    this is the first hand-me-down your kid is going to get

    Tell him it just gets worse from here on out

    Shit yeah, we don't need to buy anything for the new one.

    he will expect everything the older one got and more

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    your second kid might get p bitter that he doesn't get his own thread.

    this is the first hand-me-down your kid is going to get

    Tell him it just gets worse from here on out

    Shit yeah, we don't need to buy anything for the new one.

    he will expect everything the older one got and more

    Then he will get a taste of the back of my hand.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh no

    they'll call him gaines the

    uh

    well gaines is pretty bad by itself D:

    yeah man. i mean, you're not the most slender person if i remember correctly, raijin

    don't set your kid up for the fall

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Gaines isn't going to happen. My wife likes Grayer...but Grayson and Grayer? Too similar.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grats raijin.

    I'm jealous.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Why is this the first thing I think of when I hear the name Gaines?
    gaines.jpg

    terrible

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gaines isn't going to happen. My wife likes Grayer...but Grayson and Grayer? Too similar.

    how's your hair lookin

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    woo i got a 60 month extension sans interest on my student loans

    how did I do this you ask?

    because I am the fucking boss that's how

    also i'm really nice and personable and likable and above all humble

    I read this as "fucking the boss"

    that would be a more interesting story

    also Shoe you know the image in your sig is a Photoshop, right

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well yeah

    War Machine isn't actually real.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Gaines isn't going to happen. My wife likes Grayer...but Grayson and Grayer? Too similar.

    how's your hair lookin

    My hair is very grey. I had my first when I was 16.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Well yeah

    War Machine isn't actually real.

    but even worse, it's a fan made photoshop

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if you like alliteration, there's nothing wrong with Gavin, or Gideon

    or maybe something starting with Gil. like Gilbert, Gilchrist, Gilford, etc.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    Gaines isn't going to happen. My wife likes Grayer...but Grayson and Grayer? Too similar.

    so your current kid is named grayson?

    name this one todd

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Well yeah

    War Machine isn't actually real.

    but even worse, it's a fan made photoshop

    As bad as this?

    sundaysworst.png

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh god Grayson

    That's the name of that janitor in that book about the kid in the racially divided town?

    And the kid unraveled the complicated knot

    The part where Grayson died made me cry

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Gaines isn't going to happen. My wife likes Grayer...but Grayson and Grayer? Too similar.

    so your current kid is named grayson?

    name this one todd

    Yes, Grayson Garlo.

    I like Gideon but I don't think we are going to use it.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gabe

    Gannon

    Gavin

    Gerard

    Gibson

    Gideon

    Gunnar

    Guthrie

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Gaines isn't going to happen. My wife likes Grayer...but Grayson and Grayer? Too similar.

    so your current kid is named grayson?

    name this one todd

    Yes, Grayson Garlo.

    I like Gideon but I don't think we are going to use it.

    next one's drake

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gunnar's a cool name. It's a viking name.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    Gunther

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Galahad

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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Why aren't people saying Holden is a good name?

    Where do all the ducks go in the winter?

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