Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
Plus, I techinically have the money to buy the things I need to buy right now, but I'm waiting until I can buy them and still have over $1000 in my checking account.
I have become physical responsibility, maintainer of economic status quo.
So my so called friend is getting more and more into new age bullshit. She doesn't know what crystals are. What can I show her so that she knows how stupid they are before she goes and buys one.
Oh man. Not the same thing as crystals and their 'magicksolol', but I've recently encountered something similar. This chick I've been friends with for about a year now recently asked me over the phone during a discussion about the Jamie Lee Jones case if I'd heard about the NWO (after I questioned her distrust of Obama and democrats). I couldn't resist from breaking out into laughter and explaining I don't believe in that crap, so she decides to drop the topic.
No more than two days later I am informed that vegan diets can cure all diseases known to man. Her proof that would 'change the way I look at things'? A book that says a vegan diet can PREVENT (not cure) many diseases. A book, seemingly discredited by the scientific community at large. Oh, and that Tamiflu is actually a ploy to kill off large portions of the population by 'them' (I assume whatever version of the NWO she believes in,I guess she forgot my stance on that), and so she refuses to have her baby vaccinated,despite protests from her doctor. I do my best to try and politely correct her train of thought, even though I wanted to ask her how fucking stupid she could possibly be, alas, no getting through.
At the same time though,she's extremely hot and has been flirting with me more heavily as of late, and I've recently been offered the position of being roomies at her new place. So, yeah,I just needed to rant and didn't want to waste a topic on H/A or some such.
By the time I finished typing that the thread was closed, so deal with it :P
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
Mind you, she is pretty damn hot.
Uh, is there a reason why you aren't having sex with her?
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
Mind you, she is pretty damn hot.
So why wouldn't you have sex with her?
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
Consistently seeing 4 figures in my checking account is such a nice thing.
I know, right?
The one time I had four figures it was an gross error on my employers part (pay deposited twice) that seemingly went unnoticed (company was sold soon afterwards, probably the reason why). I didn't do anything productive with the money
Consistently seeing 4 figures in my checking account is such a nice thing.
I know, right?
The one time I had four figures it was an gross error on my employers part (pay deposited twice) that seemingly went unnoticed (company was sold soon afterwards, probably the reason why). I didn't do anything productive with the money
I'm in the highest paying job I've ever been in and still I'm only pulling in about $2000/month.
I'm pretty sure one of my guy friends and his girlfriend want to have a threesome with me.
I am unsure how to feel about this.
Do it?
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edited October 2009
Such a strange headache today... I think I had too good a time last night, and got given one of the bigger confidence boosters ever.
A stripper, after being told I was there for my brother and had no plans of ever returning to the club, asked for my phone and programmed her real name and number into it. She like, actually wants to date me.
I mean, I am by no means a C.H.U.D., but I was honestly surprised as shit that she would take an interest like that after what amounted to a lot of talking and very little money exchanged. I know I shouldn't be surprised, and that preconceived notions of who a stripper is dances right on the misogyny line... but damn.
She seems a level headed and down to earth person, but I suspect that actually following through on that will only end in tears. But it was still awesome.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Consistently seeing 4 figures in my checking account is such a nice thing.
I know, right?
The one time I had four figures it was an gross error on my employers part (pay deposited twice) that seemingly went unnoticed (company was sold soon afterwards, probably the reason why). I didn't do anything productive with the money
I'm in the highest paying job I've ever been in and still I'm only pulling in about $2000/month.
I only get $1300 a month but I don't have to pay for anything.
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my best friend's cousin is such a nympho
she just really wants to bone
You should have stepped up with your Elongated [chat]. Now you'll probably forget.
You jsut wrote that to tease us, right?
I have become physical responsibility, maintainer of economic status quo.
Oh man. Not the same thing as crystals and their 'magicksolol', but I've recently encountered something similar. This chick I've been friends with for about a year now recently asked me over the phone during a discussion about the Jamie Lee Jones case if I'd heard about the NWO (after I questioned her distrust of Obama and democrats). I couldn't resist from breaking out into laughter and explaining I don't believe in that crap, so she decides to drop the topic.
No more than two days later I am informed that vegan diets can cure all diseases known to man. Her proof that would 'change the way I look at things'? A book that says a vegan diet can PREVENT (not cure) many diseases. A book, seemingly discredited by the scientific community at large. Oh, and that Tamiflu is actually a ploy to kill off large portions of the population by 'them' (I assume whatever version of the NWO she believes in,I guess she forgot my stance on that), and so she refuses to have her baby vaccinated,despite protests from her doctor. I do my best to try and politely correct her train of thought, even though I wanted to ask her how fucking stupid she could possibly be, alas, no getting through.
At the same time though,she's extremely hot and has been flirting with me more heavily as of late, and I've recently been offered the position of being roomies at her new place. So, yeah,I just needed to rant and didn't want to waste a topic on H/A or some such.
By the time I finished typing that the thread was closed, so deal with it :P
She recently got braces put back on. It's turned her ever more sex crazed. It's rather entertaining. At a party last week she got really drunk and started lamenting to me that no one has sex with her, asking me if I'd have sex with her, and then using that as evidence that no one will have sex with her.
Mind you, she is pretty damn hot.
I know, right?
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Meh. The joke wouldn't be funny for an elongated period of time anyway.
Uh, is there a reason why you aren't having sex with her?
So why wouldn't you have sex with her?
I'm in a relationship.
EDIT: Yep, he answered that already. :P
Ah, yes, that would do it.
hold her head under the water until the last bubble goes "pop"
No threesome option?
Also I have to work.
Yeah, but people would rather be lazy than good. Even though doing something well wouldn't really cost anymore.
Oh and there was a sketch from Mitchell & Web about homeopathy posted in some thread a while ago. It has crystals in it.
Edit: This one -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
There's such a thing as too many? I wish I had one, let alone many.
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The one time I had four figures it was an gross error on my employers part (pay deposited twice) that seemingly went unnoticed (company was sold soon afterwards, probably the reason why). I didn't do anything productive with the money
I am unsure how to feel about this.
Because vaccines give you the gay AIDS (GAIDS) and stop you from walking forward.
Yes but it's not out til noon PST apparently so it's not that big of a loss. At least not for me since I'm hopefully not at school past four.
I'm in the highest paying job I've ever been in and still I'm only pulling in about $2000/month.
A stripper, after being told I was there for my brother and had no plans of ever returning to the club, asked for my phone and programmed her real name and number into it. She like, actually wants to date me.
I mean, I am by no means a C.H.U.D., but I was honestly surprised as shit that she would take an interest like that after what amounted to a lot of talking and very little money exchanged. I know I shouldn't be surprised, and that preconceived notions of who a stripper is dances right on the misogyny line... but damn.
She seems a level headed and down to earth person, but I suspect that actually following through on that will only end in tears. But it was still awesome.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I only get $1300 a month but I don't have to pay for anything.
No, I mean why would you want to be roommates with an unvaccinated baby.
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