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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <.<

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    *starts spraying self with coconut-sented sunscreen*

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    [jay dee]
    You ain’t gotta play hard to get
    I know you, I know you like the art of sex
    I’m puttin’ down my plan like a architect
    It’s for you (and huh!) we can all get wet
    I got alot of nerve talking this to you right
    I’m straight up, and this should make sense to you
    Girl you ain’t gotta front don’t be actin’ dumb
    And if you got the goods, then I want some
    No time to get down this ain’t no la di da
    But I ain’t never fucked wit’ a menage a trois
    It’s three like the stripes on the a-di-das
    Gettin’ live like we at the mardi gras
    We gettin’ live like we at the mardi gras
    Three is the magic number ask my part-i-ner
    I be servin’ that ass like a bar-ten-der
    I’m only too bold to be watchin’ ya
    I’m only too bold to be watchin’ ya

    [t3]
    See these things get sold
    I’m caught up in ya game I’m kinda tango
    Maybe it’s the way you sed---huuuu on the down-low
    Sayin’ things to me that one t3 would only know
    I wanna tell you though that these things seem to mean
    Situations keep you from point a to b
    I certainly put a counsel on our mistakes
    I got a mission on two girls on a hot beach
    Everythings to reach and ain’t nobody stoppin’ me
    It just relax me ’cause they know I gotta plan for each
    Hhhhyeah every last know I gotta plan for each
    Ya know i, ya know I gotta plan for each

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh man, rhyming "each" with itself on three consecutive lines. The dude is a lyrical genius.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Oh man, rhyming "each" with itself on three consecutive lines. The dude is a lyrical genius.
    It's like the adlib that ends the verse where he's just kinda leading into the chorus. Don't trash that song -- it's part of one of the greatest hip hop albums EVAR.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n

    Do you work with hot womenz?

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n
    y

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n
    Can you tolerate them whilst sober? Is there any danger of something horrible being said when you’re drunk?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n

    Do you work with hot womenz?
    I work below one. Does that count?

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck. I was going to do chem HW in the library, butthen I realized that left my ipod in my room. I can work without the music, if I have to, but now I realize that I left my calculator over there too, which means I pretty much can't do shit.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n

    Do you work with hot womenz?
    I work below one. Does that count?

    Is there an implied :winky: there? If yes, yes. If no, no. Either way, yes to the original question.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    The newspapers filled his bedroom. Clippings of the man were arranged on the wall behind the headboard.

    When he lost his job he wasn't sure if it was because of something the man had done or if it was all the time he had been missing.

    Laying in bed, head by the footboard he thought it over, eyes restlessly criss crossing the wall of pictures without really seeing them anymore.

    His girlfriend Catherine called. She was sorry about how things had ended and wanted to talk. He showered and changed his clothes. The clothes were all in the right place. His shoes were in the right place. Everything seemed in order. Everything was good.

    After an afternoon laughing with Catherine he wondered if maybe he hadn't gone a little bit off the deep end for the last few months. He made a date to have her over for dinner and took down the newspaper clippings.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Should I go drinking with my coworkers tonight, D&D? y/n

    Do you work with hot womenz?
    I work below one. Does that count?

    Is there an implied :winky: there? If yes, yes. If no, no. Either way, yes to the original question.
    She's my boss. I wasn't trying to be :winky: about it.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    nearly half reject the theory of evolution.
    D:

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    nearly half reject the theory of evolution.
    D:

    Yea that's what I thought.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    I saw the funniest t-shirt yesterday. It said the following:

    MEAT IS MURDER
    Tasty, tasty murder

    I don't know. Slogan shirts are pretty obnoxious 99% of the time, it outweighs the funny in the message.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    nearly half reject the theory of evolution.
    D:

    It gets worse:
    one-third (34 percent) of college graduates say they accept the Biblical account of creation as fact.
    41 percent of Catholics agree with that view [that God created humans in their present form within the last 10,000 years].

    THAT'S IN OPPOSITION WITH OFFICIAL CATHOLIC DOCTRINE.

    The Catholic position is that Genesis is a metaphore that carries a moral truth, not a literal account of the creation of the world, and that evolution is the best explaination yet of how mankind appeared.

    What kind of crappy Catholics do you have in your damn country?

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hrm, I’m listening to some dude rap over a loop of the slow part in ‘Paranoid Android’.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2007
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