The Barbarian that is, not O'Brien. Roland Kickinger is set to be the next Conan the Barbarian, and he's sitting across from me at the ranch, going over his lines for a psycho thriller I'm working on (he was also Arnold Schwazenegger's body in Terminator Salvation). It wraps tomorrow, so quickly, someone give me something to ask him before he leaves.
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Now Scarlet, this is a man that tells YOU that you want to be fucked. BF will know soon enough.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
now don't fuck this up
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Are you at a library?
Well next to Notch Johnson
You and me, Lar.
You and me.
Yes, I thought this and was excited.
Then I read and was unexcited.
Wow, how did I miss that.
It doesn't matter.
What matters is that we have the correct question.
Come on, I'll take you out for some twinkie-bunned hotdogs.
A TWINKIE-WEINER SANDWICH?!?!
That's cuz you asked the wrong question, stupid.
No, that's what Conan is supposed to do.
God...
Okay let me rephrase that. What's this referencing?
what the hell was the question that you asked him
Yep. He just left with his six foot tall model girlfriend.
i wanted you to go rub his wonderful red hair ever so gently
and whisper secrets into his ear