oh noooo did you have an awesome new year's party nexus
i hate you
really, it wasn't that exciting
a friend of mine, whom I really wasn't expecting to show up at all as he usually comes over with two of my other friends, who are both sick, turned up at around 8:30
he brought a giant bottle of very good vodka and we corroded his soul with Always Sunny and Wondershowzen, and had some champagne after midnight
a good night but very quiet really
It's difficult for me to be entranced by non homemade porn. It used to be that only the manufactured, 'high production value' stuff with music and 50 angles turned me off... but now even the amateur gonzo stuff doesn't do it for me.
I can only really get snared by legitimately homemade stuff- a dude and his girlfriend, no silliness involved. No 'maids', no 'picked up on the street and fucked that day', no gimmick. Just homemade 1 on 1 sex.
I am a vanilla dude maybe.
But most people don't have fucking machines at home. THEN WHAT
Lots of people have vibrators. Those are fucking machines.
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yes, yes it is.
nex's favorite thing to do with the DVD is to leave it on the main menu screen, which loops about 3 seconds of an episode over and over and over and over and over and over
yes, yes it is.
nex's favorite thing to do with the DVD is to leave it on the main menu screen, which loops about 3 seconds of an episode over and over and over and over and over and over
DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2010
ha, i knew mass effect was going to be one of the steam sales at some point. i guess i'll buy it now. of course steam will then probably have the bioware pack sale for 3 bucks. oh wells.
ha, i knew mass effect was going to be one of the steam sales at some point. i guess i'll buy it now. of course steam will then probably have the bioware pack sale for 3 bucks. oh wells.
of course, now i have like 3 or 4 RPGs backlogged...
I haven't been able to come up with anything more accurate, because really underneath the well cultivated layer of weird he is actually a startlingly normal guy and nowhere near as crazy as the internet makes him sound sometimes
VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
edited January 2010
I guess it's wrong to make a post shitting on best buy for their "all men want is a big screen tv" commercial while staring at my massive fucking television. which is one of few things I want.
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really, it wasn't that exciting
a friend of mine, whom I really wasn't expecting to show up at all as he usually comes over with two of my other friends, who are both sick, turned up at around 8:30
he brought a giant bottle of very good vodka and we corroded his soul with Always Sunny and Wondershowzen, and had some champagne after midnight
a good night but very quiet really
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Lots of people have vibrators. Those are fucking machines.
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people have unrealistic expectations about sex
film at 11
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After all this time, I still don't feel like talking about it on the internet. I type and then delete most posts on the subject.
It happens.
I have an LED reading light now, so that should help.
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yes, yes it is.
nex's favorite thing to do with the DVD is to leave it on the main menu screen, which loops about 3 seconds of an episode over and over and over and over and over and over
THAT'S RACIST BLEH
THAT'S RACIST BLEH
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Experiences with porn or sex?
Nexus is really strange.
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I thought he was a figment of my imagination to satiate my pedophilia.
Either.
Ron, Shy Gypsy Extraordinaire!
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listen, var, I'm not huge on solipsism you're gonna want to talk to J
That's one possibility. I could be a virgin. I could really be a girl. I could all be a lie.
I've had none.
There, that was easy.
so, so sorry.
because for a minute you may have thought someone confused you with J. trust that I did not.
I don't think you're a virgin, but it's possible.
I know you're not a girl.
And if you're a lie then it's been really consistent so far.
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Probably before me, too.
Fuck you, Nerd.
oh haha he said "I just had a House moment". I don't feel smart.
Waitaminnit... here I am thinking you're this swanky experienced chap.
Have you been misleading me? :P
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Variable, all is forgiven
we prefer the term "differently normal" thank you
:P
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No matter how much you shave them dogs are not humans.
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who did I piss off
that is the perfect phrase for nexus.
Is it just me or does Cary Elwes (Robin Hood, from Robin Hood: Men In Tights) look a lot like Robin McAuley (the lead singer in this video)?
Here's Elwes:
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Oh I have a lot of experience.
A lot of experience not having sex.
of course, now i have like 3 or 4 RPGs backlogged...
Technically I could take my lunch... but then I'd still be here for another 5.5 hours upon my return
Hmmm
Not really hungry
I haven't been able to come up with anything more accurate, because really underneath the well cultivated layer of weird he is actually a startlingly normal guy and nowhere near as crazy as the internet makes him sound sometimes
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is... is it big
how did it get so big
did i do that?