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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i have a hard time putting tortillas and chocolate together :/

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zephyr is a disgusting reprobate - a semen stain on the pants of society.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    A restaurant popped up in town whose specialty is putting chocolate, butterscotch, or peanut butter on their burgers

    I really need to try it but it'd be hard to spend meal money on something that might be awful

    plus the owner is the cook and the waitress is his family and it would be really awkward if I didn't like it

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man, burgers were perfected the day the spiced it up with some chilli and slapped a slice of bacon on it.

    Don't start messing up burgers, fancy chef types.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    A restaurant popped up in town whose specialty is putting chocolate, butterscotch, or peanut butter on their burgers

    I really need to try it but it'd be hard to spend meal money on something that might be awful

    plus the owner is the cook and the waitress is his family and it would be really awkward if I didn't like it

    I doubt they'd get too bent out of shape over it. Things like that you either like or don't. At least you will have tried it before passing judgment.

    It's like a burger with a fried egg on it, or chocolate bacon, to be more on topic.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CHOCOLATE BACON

    how have I not tried to make this yet

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    chashmo i am PRETTY sure they've had people not like their food before

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i have a hard time putting tortillas and chocolate together :/

    it's pretty easy! it's actually the bitterness of it that can jump out ahead of the sweetness, but that's easy enough to balance.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    peanut butter on their burgers

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yes but I would probably feel bad about it and pretend to like it anyway

    edit: peanut butter on pumpkin pancakes is AMAZING

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    yes but I would probably feel bad about it and pretend to like it anyway

    fucking doormat

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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I think they'd be onto you if you tried to fake it.

    "Yes, it's *urp* Ghooo... guHooo... Greaaarrglblurghh!"

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    peanut butter on a burger isn't that bad

    add some chilli and call it satay

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I think I actually feel nauseous now just thinking about that

    thanks a lot crashmo

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    yes but I would probably feel bad about it and pretend to like it anyway

    fucking doormat

    okay well maybe i am sorry :(:oops:

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    yes but I would probably feel bad about it and pretend to like it anyway

    fucking doormat

    okay well maybe i am sorry :(:oops:

    you're only MAYBE sorry

    progress

    now tell me to fuck off!

    you can do it

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    YOU go...away? bad sir

    !!!

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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    yes but I would probably feel bad about it and pretend to like it anyway

    fucking doormat

    okay well maybe i am sorry :(:oops:

    you're only MAYBE sorry

    progress

    now tell me to fuck off!

    you can do it

    It's a trap!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wank wank wank

    no be meaner!

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i'm going to bed

    enjoy your butterscotch hamburgers

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    no thanks i like my hamburgers with as little candy as possible

    because it's a burger not a fucking gaywich

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i'm going to bed

    enjoy your butterscotch hamburgers

    I WILL ENJOY THEM FAGMUNCH

    GO TO SLEEP ON YOUR COZY BED, BUTT-GUZZLER

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    whew

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How about a chocolate Pieta?

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, I would eat that.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    just snap that head off and start munchin'

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    On the hill of Cadbury

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    holy shit I need those

    do they have any that are proper crucifixes?

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    holy shit I need those

    do they have any that are proper crucifixes?

    This is the closest I've seen:

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    finally, I can tell my mother I have jesus inside me and not be lying

    joe you have healed a family

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    omg chocolate jesus!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2010
    rock me rock me rock me chocolate jesus

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    rock me rock me rock me chocolate jesus

    I love you for making a hamlet 2 reference FYI

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    cadbury creme eggs are way too sweet for me

    and anyone else over the age of 13

    Were you one of those kids who started developing gray hair at 12

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    damn you satans, for posting that before I got here

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    God Hershey kisses are some of the worst shit imaginable. We got given a bunch at a Pirate and Princess party at Disney World a few years ago and they just tasted like a mixture of vomit and sand.

    !!!

    I thought it was just me! A friend brought me Hershey chocolate from her trip to the US, and I swore then that it had a faint taste of vomitus.

    Wilbur Buds are much, much better.

    I love that fake chocolate Fraction made up for that one issue of Cassanova.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Peanut butter burgers?

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