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Hi America. I'm not one of you but I am getting concerned.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i'm gonna eat a bunch of nickels and jam my head in an oven

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i'm gonna eat a bunch of nickels and jam my head in an oven

    race you to it

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    edited January 2010
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    why nickels when you can do dimes

    ain't everybody that can afford jammin up with dimes ms. bourgeois

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this thread is good for my brand

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    shittttttttt

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Is this thread about how awesome America is?

    If not

    Baseball!
    Hot Dogs!
    Apple Pie!
    CHEVROLET

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you say chevy instead of ford what the fuck

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    monster trucks

    aiiiighaaggh

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you say chevy instead of ford what the fuck

    Ford's not in the song

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    fartin' in a babby's face errday

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Is this thread about how awesome America is?

    If not

    Baseball!
    FUCK YEAH
    Hot Dogs!
    FUCK YEAH!
    Apple Pie!
    FUCK YEAH!
    CHEVROLET

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I knew someone would do that

    I'm just happy it was you Metzger

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    But hamburgers > hot dogs, and basketball > baseball.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    celandine wrote: »
    But hamburgers > hot dogs, and basketball > baseball.

    this is only partially true

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    All sports suck compared to dodgeball

    Shooting a basketball into a hoop? Boring

    Hitting a tiny ball with a stick made of wood? Homoerotic

    Throwing a big red ball into other peoples' face and nether regions? Awesome

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    dodgeball is the only game that could excite fat kid dsmart.

    maybe ctf too

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hamburgers are far superior to hot dogs, yes

    But basketball and baseball suck equally hard

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hamburgers are far superior to hot dogs, yes

    But basketball and baseball suck equally hard

    way to be wrong and terrible on that second thing

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That's just how I roll Pip

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I dunno if they're equally awful, but basketball and baseball are indeed pretty fucking boring

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hot Dogs are good but you gotta have a decent one and get everything on' em.

    Can't beat a good kielbasa though or one of those delicious vietnamese things

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    basket ball is horrible to watch and play

    baseball is fun to watch in person and fun to play

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dsmart wrote: »
    Hot Dogs are good but you gotta have a decent one and get everything on' em.

    Can't beat a good kielbasa though or one of those delicious vietnamese things

    transexuals don't come on buns

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    basket ball is horrible to watch and play

    baseball is fun to watch in person and fun to play

    what the fuck are you talking about

    is this one of those inverse jokes

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I only played softball but fuck even playing I got bored quite often, until we basically turned the school team into a social team in a proper league

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    basketball is fast paced, competitive and full of strategy

    cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NOT FUNNY JOKING ABOUT CANCER ANJIN

    GOSH YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    eh I far prefer ice hockey

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    basketball is fast paced, competitive and full of strategy

    cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end

    basketball is populated by primadonnas and scumbags

    I cannot stand the game because the players disgust me on a fundamental level

    and if you do not understand that there is tremendous strategy involved in baseball then you a chump

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    in general I think I prefer hamburgers to hot dogs

    but man

    this past new year's I had like 4 hot dogs over the course of the night, from Top Dog in berkeley

    fuck, they were so good

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    basketball is fast paced, competitive and full of strategy

    cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end

    basketball is populated by primadonnas and scumbags

    I cannot stand the game because the players disgust me on a fundamental level

    and if you do not understand that there is tremendous strategy involved in baseball then you a chump

    which is DEFINITELY not the case with every other pro sport.

    like, at all.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    basketball is fast paced, competitive and full of strategy

    cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end

    basketball is populated by primadonnas and scumbags

    I cannot stand the game because the players disgust me on a fundamental level

    and if you do not understand that there is tremendous strategy involved in baseball then you a chump

    translation:

    black people

    black people

    look man sometimes you make funny hand gestures and can also run when somebody falls asleep onfield

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't understand baseball.
    Baseball is like K-theory -- you have to spend so many fucking years of study to understand it that by the time you do, you have to keep pretending it's not boring and pointless, just to save face.

    I can't play sports to save my life -- that's why my preferred forms of exercise are the kind where clumsiness doesn't matter -- but even I can see the drama in a basketball game.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    basketball is fast paced, competitive and full of strategy

    cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end

    basketball is populated by primadonnas and scumbags

    I cannot stand the game because the players disgust me on a fundamental level

    and if you do not understand that there is tremendous strategy involved in baseball then you a chump

    translation:

    black people

    black people

    look man sometimes you make funny hand gestures and can also run when somebody falls asleep onfield

    yes I hate black people that is correct

    ignore that I also love football and boxing and that a lot of dominicans play baseball

    anjin you cruisin for some beef chump

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Soccer, king of sports.

    8-)

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    boxing, basketball and football are my top three in terms of competitive sports i've been involved in and enjoyed as well as spectated

    i'm not trying to completely bag on baseball, but it is frustrating because jesus christ it is so hard for a game to hold my attention

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    basketball is fast paced, competitive and full of strategy

    cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end

    basketball is populated by primadonnas and scumbags

    I cannot stand the game because the players disgust me on a fundamental level

    and if you do not understand that there is tremendous strategy involved in baseball then you a chump

    which is DEFINITELY not the case with every other pro sport.

    like, at all.

    to the extent of basketball?

    no

    I tend to not see baseball players punching out their own fans in the fucking stadium very often

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