I don't understand baseball.
Baseball is like K-theory -- you have to spend so many fucking years of study to understand it that by the time you do, you have to keep pretending it's not boring and pointless, just to save face.
I can't play sports to save my life -- that's why my preferred forms of exercise are the kind where clumsiness doesn't matter -- but even I can see the drama in a basketball game.
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race you to it
ain't everybody that can afford jammin up with dimes ms. bourgeois
If not
Baseball!
Hot Dogs!
Apple Pie!
CHEVROLET
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aiiiighaaggh
Ford's not in the song
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I'm just happy it was you Metzger
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this is only partially true
Shooting a basketball into a hoop? Boring
Hitting a tiny ball with a stick made of wood? Homoerotic
Throwing a big red ball into other peoples' face and nether regions? Awesome
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maybe ctf too
But basketball and baseball suck equally hard
way to be wrong and terrible on that second thing
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Can't beat a good kielbasa though or one of those delicious vietnamese things
baseball is fun to watch in person and fun to play
transexuals don't come on buns
what the fuck are you talking about
is this one of those inverse jokes
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cancer patients can fucking die faster than a baseball game can end
GOSH YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW
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basketball is populated by primadonnas and scumbags
I cannot stand the game because the players disgust me on a fundamental level
and if you do not understand that there is tremendous strategy involved in baseball then you a chump
but man
this past new year's I had like 4 hot dogs over the course of the night, from Top Dog in berkeley
fuck, they were so good
which is DEFINITELY not the case with every other pro sport.
like, at all.
translation:
black people
black people
look man sometimes you make funny hand gestures and can also run when somebody falls asleep onfield
Baseball is like K-theory -- you have to spend so many fucking years of study to understand it that by the time you do, you have to keep pretending it's not boring and pointless, just to save face.
I can't play sports to save my life -- that's why my preferred forms of exercise are the kind where clumsiness doesn't matter -- but even I can see the drama in a basketball game.
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yes I hate black people that is correct
ignore that I also love football and boxing and that a lot of dominicans play baseball
anjin you cruisin for some beef chump
8-)
i'm not trying to completely bag on baseball, but it is frustrating because jesus christ it is so hard for a game to hold my attention
to the extent of basketball?
no
I tend to not see baseball players punching out their own fans in the fucking stadium very often