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The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    The thing about St Patrick's Day is "Saint" Patrick was probably a total asshole.

    Also I find it really funny that we celebrate the memory of a guy that our ancestors supposedly captured and enslaved.

    Who later returned to Ireland and, in a sense, helped enslave them.

    Also the fact that he's not really a saint.

    No one is really a saint because god is dead.

    Good point.

    When I was young and spent most of my days in public American schools, my dad, a real, honest-to-goodness Irishman, from Ireland, told me to punch kids that did that pinching bullshit on Saint Patrick's Day.

    I never did, but I did tell them it was stupid.

    Res on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Jory is my boss.
    I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

    A .psd is the file photoshop saves as.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »

    I hate that. That or when they hog the blankets/space on the bed.

    Heh my wife usually goes to bed before I do, so I put my cold feet on her, I did try and steal her warm side of the bed once but that didn't end well, the new border fence is difficult for negotiations.

    It's pretty much the same for me. I normally go to bed later because of work schedules so when I do go to bed she's somehow managed to drape herself from one corner to another and still managed to bunch the blankets into a tangled mess so I wind up only getting a corner to cover myself with after getting her to move.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch just bike to the skatepark with your skateboard on your back, skate around, and then bike back.

    You will be the most fit motherfucker.

    yeah no big, just a 14 mile bike ride through north charleston

    Sounds pleasant. If you need to, if you are some kind of slacker, I guess, just grab the back of a moving vehicle while on your bike and let it carry you.

    Y'know, this is crazy, but If i had a decent bike (meaning a bike at all) I would probably try this

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I didn't have a date the other day.

    At this rate, I'll have to buy a russian bride like Will's neighbor.

    Just make sure you specify that you want a female, and that they put holes in the box.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Ok listen I hate hangovers as much as the next guy, but that's beyond the pale, sir.

    Taking a good hard shit does wonders for hangovers man. As does eating food. Lovely greasy food.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I am going to murder someone.

    M4TuJ.jpgJory is my boss.
    I don't get it.
    We sent jpegs and psd's to our bag printer, for bags, the way we have in the past. They responded that they needed the "actual artwork, on an illustrator file". I then sent the bottom portion of that image, and got the top portion as a reply.

    matt has a problem on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch just bike to the skatepark with your skateboard on your back, skate around, and then bike back.

    You will be the most fit motherfucker.
    yeah no big, just a 14 mile bike ride through north charleston
    Don't be a pussy.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    i guess i will have to talk relationship issues with nexus

    like how awful it is when she puts her cold feet on you when you are in bed

    brrr

    I hate that. That or when they hog the blankets/space on the bed.

    That's nothing. The worst is when they have frozen hands and want to use your junk as a handwarmer. Grrr...

    I call japan my own personal radiator (I always have cold hands and feet).

    He is not amused by this.

    I don't mind being a source of warmth, I tend have lots of excess body heat. All I ask is that my partner remember that some bits of me are really sensitive to the cold. And just because they tend to be really warm doesn't mean they should be used as handwarmers.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i fucking despise valentine's day

    corporate america decided to get together to make single people feel more depressed

    do you not have a ladyfriend mikeman?

    man it must feel awful that nexus is no longer single but you are

    daaaamn

    anyways valentine's day sucks for dudes with girlfriends too. it is just a pain in the ass
    FUCK YOU GUY

    i guess i will have to talk relationship issues with nexus

    like how awful it is when she puts her cold feet on you when you are in bed

    brrr

    I hate that. That or when they hog the blankets/space on the bed.

    That's nothing. The worst is when they have frozen hands and want to use your junk as a handwarmer. Grrr...

    That or your chest. There have been times when I've woken up in the middle of the night and could have cut glass. :x

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    i guess i will have to talk relationship issues with nexus

    like how awful it is when she puts her cold feet on you when you are in bed

    brrr

    I hate that. That or when they hog the blankets/space on the bed.

    That's nothing. The worst is when they have frozen hands and want to use your junk as a handwarmer. Grrr...

    I call japan my own personal radiator (I always have cold hands and feet).

    He is not amused by this.

    I don't mind being a source of warmth, I tend have lots of excess body heat. All I ask is that my partner remember that some bits of me are really sensitive to the cold. And just because they tend to be really warm doesn't mean they should be used as handwarmers.

    Your girl sticks her hands up your ass?

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch just bike to the skatepark with your skateboard on your back, skate around, and then bike back.

    You will be the most fit motherfucker.
    yeah no big, just a 14 mile bike ride through north charleston
    Don't be a pussy.

    Seriously dude, 14 miles on a bike with no significant weight added is nothing.

    Res on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch just bike to the skatepark with your skateboard on your back, skate around, and then bike back.

    You will be the most fit motherfucker.
    yeah no big, just a 14 mile bike ride through north charleston
    Don't be a pussy.
    Arch wrote:
    Y'know, this is crazy, but If i had a decent bike (meaning a bike at all) I would probably try this

    Arch on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I didn't have a date the other day.

    At this rate, I'll have to buy a russian bride like Will's neighbor.

    Just make sure you specify that you want a female, and that they put holes in the box.

    I'd settle for a fresh corpse.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I don't mind being a source of warmth, I tend have lots of excess body heat. All I ask is that my partner remember that some bits of me are really sensitive to the cold. And just because they tend to be really warm doesn't mean they should be used as handwarmers.

    Our cat tends to sleep on me because of the warmth thing, if its really cold I'll have the cat and the wife both really close while I'm dying from being too hot. I swear she's part snake.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I didn't have a date the other day.

    At this rate, I'll have to buy a russian bride like Will's neighbor.

    Just make sure you specify that you want a female, and that they put holes in the box.

    I'd settle for a fresh corpse.

    Sometimes, you just have to crack open a cold one.

    Res on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Thanatos on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Your girl sticks her hands up your ass?

    No, but my ex-wife and a couple of ex-gfs would sometimes use the boys as a handwarmer. It's one of the worst ways to be woken up.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Ok dick van dyke.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Your girl sticks her hands up your ass?

    No, but my ex-wife and a couple of ex-gfs would sometimes use the boys as a handwarmer. It's one of the worst ways to be woken up.

    "The worst part of waking up is cold hands cupping your balls."

    I uhh haven't worked out a better jingle.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I didn't have a date the other day.

    At this rate, I'll have to buy a russian bride like Will's neighbor.

    Just make sure you specify that you want a female, and that they put holes in the box.

    I'd settle for a fresh corpse.

    Sometimes, you just have to crack open a cold one.
    :^:

    Bama on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    h5 and good luck

    my wife refuses to accept this reasonable suggestion

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

    Inquisitor on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

    Do you dislike snuggling?

    Edit: Well, that answers my question.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?

    They don't make anything bigger than a King.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I don't mind being a source of warmth, I tend have lots of excess body heat. All I ask is that my partner remember that some bits of me are really sensitive to the cold. And just because they tend to be really warm doesn't mean they should be used as handwarmers.

    Our cat tends to sleep on me because of the warmth thing, if its really cold I'll have the cat and the wife both really close while I'm dying from being too hot. I swear she's part snake.

    It took the ex's cat a while to learn that I'm a restless sleeper, so I got woken up a bunch of times by the sound of a cat shrieking as I rolled over onto her.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Wooonnndderrrbbbooyyyy

    What is the secret of your power

    Wooooonnndddeerrbbbooyyyy

    Won't you take me far away from the mucky muck land?

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

    Do you dislike snuggling?

    snuggling sucks. but i do enjoy not having to go any further then across the bed for sexytimes.

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    #someshit
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I didn't have a date the other day.

    At this rate, I'll have to buy a russian bride like Will's neighbor.

    Just make sure you specify that you want a female, and that they put holes in the box.

    I'd settle for a fresh corpse.

    Sometimes, you just have to crack open a cold one.
    :^:

    :^::^:

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?

    They don't make anything bigger than a King.
    California king.

    matt has a problem on
    nibXTE7.png
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

    Do you dislike snuggling?

    I love snuggling, when I am awake. When I am in bed I either want to: A) be fucking someone, B) sleeping. That's it. And apparently I can't sleep to save my life while snuggling.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?

    They don't make anything bigger than a King.
    tee hee

    Bama on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

    Yes, I'm trying to figure out how it was a miserable experience.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Yes, I'm trying to figure out how it was a miserable experience.

    I got approximately 30 minutes of sleep over an 8 hour night.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?

    They don't make anything bigger than a King.

    Ahahahahahaha

    Res on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I am going to murder someone.

    M4TuJ.jpgJory is my boss.
    I don't get it.
    We sent jpegs and psd's to our bag printer, for bags, the way we have in the past. They responded that they needed the "actual artwork, on an illustrator file". I then sent the bottom portion of that image, and got the top portion as a reply.
    Ah. Wow.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.
    If I ever get a live-in girlfriend, we're totally getting separate beds.

    Good god, why?

    They don't make anything bigger than a King.
    California king.

    Listen.

    Dick.

    No one likes it when you ruin a joke with facts.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Yes, I'm trying to figure out how it was a miserable experience.

    I got approximately 30 minutes of sleep over an 8 hour night.

    Huh, I sleep better when I have someone to snuggle with.

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