Argh fuck I just did a half hour's worth of boring data entry and then my computer decided it had to fucking restart to install updates without giving me a second's notice and it didn't save my file at all (last autorecovery was 29 minutes ago!)
and I'm going to England tomorrow and haven't even had a chance to begin packing what with work and laundry
So I bought some runts with my purchase at a gas station...
First of all, banana is my favorite flavor.
Second of all, they also break my goddamn teeth. Christ those things are hard.
The round runts are always so soft of crunchable.
Then it's banana time and he's not having any of it.
Never even heard of that before. Every wedding I've been to, if you're invited to the wedding, you're invited to the wedding...and that includes the reception.
I think she's keeping it amongst family and super-close friends. Otherwise I would have been invited.
Although that does imply that she thinks less of me than some of her other friends.
Wow, who knew an invitation to a wedding could be such a backhanded compliment?
The only time I've ever been invited to one and not the other, it was the other way around. They had a small service with just family and the wedding party to keep costs down then threw blowout receptions. She probably is just embarrassed by your behavior around alcohol and her marginally ugly female friends.
It was an informal invite, we were at a party and I was saying something about "Oh your wedding is going to be fantastic, you'll have to show us the video sometime afterwards"
And she was all "Dude, you're coming to the wedding. Didn't I tell you?"
No, she did not. But I guess that explains the 'not invited to the reception' thing.
Doesn't change the fact I'm disappointed about the fact I will not be there.
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it's really contrived
[tiny]pornostache[/tiny]
It was like a reality tv show.
Porn star goes up to girls, sees what happens. I never saw this, but read about it in an interview with Jamie Gillis.
http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
of poorness
there's even a surprisingly SFW wikipedia entry for it
just don't click through to any of the pages that are linked from it
and I'm going to England tomorrow and haven't even had a chance to begin packing what with work and laundry
It's hard work!
I keep catching myself staring at my fingers going, I want to rip the shit out of you[.
Satans..... hints.....
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I want this framed and hanging in my living room
what the hell is wrong with my braiiiin
I love that it appears to be done in crayon
First of all, banana is my favorite flavor.
Second of all, they also break my goddamn teeth. Christ those things are hard.
The round runts are always so soft of crunchable.
Then it's banana time and he's not having any of it.
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he seems so smug
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he is high as fuck
over the past two weeks the only words i've spoken to anyone other than my parents (with whom i still live) have been to:
my cat
my therapist
the lady who takes your order at mission burger
the saddest realization.
wait, what is a mission burger
hella good
don't know why i named it tho
I'm going to my friend's wedding on Saturday, but I'm not invited to the reception.
I am going to miss a night of free liquor, and eligible ladies wearing pretty dresses. And bouquet catching.
This bites.
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The...worst kind?
I think she's keeping it amongst family and super-close friends. Otherwise I would have been invited.
Although that does imply that she thinks less of me than some of her other friends.
Wow, who knew an invitation to a wedding could be such a backhanded compliment?
Or was this just sort of an informal "hey you should come to my wedding" in-person invite
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The only time I've ever been invited to one and not the other, it was the other way around. They had a small service with just family and the wedding party to keep costs down then threw blowout receptions. She probably is just embarrassed by your behavior around alcohol and her marginally ugly female friends.
And she was all "Dude, you're coming to the wedding. Didn't I tell you?"
No, she did not. But I guess that explains the 'not invited to the reception' thing.
Doesn't change the fact I'm disappointed about the fact I will not be there.
Woooo
bonus: I introduced the bride and groom. Ahhh college.
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his opening sentence was
"Is ur name on Fbook Major Tom because of the Shiny Toy Guns song?"
i killed myself right then and now i'm haunting the internet