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It'll be my girl's birthday soon.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited March 2010 in Social Entropy++
By girl, I mean girlfriend and not like a kid I have. Nor is it a baby I'm dicking. Or the underaged sort. Or a granny.

I'll be getting a traditional gift but I also decided to make her 1000 paper cranes each containing a message of affection. I can probably get to 100 and then just duplicate them 10 times but I'd rather show this chick that man, I really care about her. She likes the superstitious nonsense so I figured, hey, chinese people are superstitious. And crazy!

10 times 100.... add the 0. Right, that would make it 1000.

So ESS EE PLUS PLUS. What would you say to a woman who's making you batshit insane and is causing you to do unmanly things?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'You quell my desires for other women'

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'On this special day, you can put it in my butt'

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    "I'm so glad I settled for you."

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I'm Batman"

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I settled"

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'i love you this much, divided by 10'

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    paper cranes are a japanese thing

    chinese people hate the japanese

    Yeah, the whole occupation thing...

    I'm just an uncultured sod, don't mind me.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'Your hideous personality is balanced out by a smokin' hot bod'

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Anal"

    DAMMIT HOUK AAAAARGH

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The best part about making paper cranes is getting to eat all those starburst

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'i asked the internet what to write, and all i got was this stupid t-shirt'

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "This man just posted pictures of him making an exact replica of the Jurassic Park jeep and his own Ecto-1. What have you done lately?"

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    HOTTY 5000

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'So am I getting lucky tonight or what'

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Let me hold you in my armsies"

    "Let's bone bone bone."

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Roses are red
    violets are blue
    assuming control
    this hurts you"

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    so is she going to have to un-do the crane in order to read the message?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'I'm standing right behind you'

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "For a good time call XXX-XXX-XXXX"

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    "Roses are red
    violets are blue
    assuming control
    this hurts you"

    Put it in her butt right after she reads the last line

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It was a year ago, but Javen and I made (very out-of-focus, apparently) paper cranes in an airport!

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    so is she going to have to un-do the crane in order to read the message?

    Yes.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    By the time you read this

    I am rape behind you

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Seven Days"
    "No, not seven business days. Seven days"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    "You make me so gay."

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Meiz, uh, weren't you asking about how to get "hot bitches" a few days ago?

    i'm just confused and would like clarification.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'if i had to choose between being with you and dying alone, i'd choose you almost every time'

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "May I touch your hooter please."

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'SORRY TRY AGAIN'

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'Make sure and open this one last'

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I apologize for any paper cuts or frustration you may experience"

    "You actually opened this one?"

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    just fill them all with stupid fake-confucius sayings

    'confucius say, man who eat chili always suffers in the end'

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Meiz, uh, weren't you asking about how to get "hot bitches" a few days ago?

    i'm just confused and would like clarification.

    This was a lapse in judgment due to people I know dying and my consuming mass quantities of alcohol.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Carson, take off your shirt"

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Dear lady"

    2nd one:

    "welcome to dumpsville"

    3d one:

    "Population: you:

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Crane you feel the love tonight?

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Didn't you recently start a topic about how awful you were at sex? Maybe you should make her 10,000 cranes. Or buy her 1,000 vibrators.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You're better in bed than your mother OR sister.

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