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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »


    Limed because this is way more interesting than a religion v atheism discussion,

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Guys!

    Guys

    what if Zombie doesn't consider himself human?

    what if Zombie isn't human?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What if I think you're a silly goose if you use a microwave and you like Hot Pockets and I will poop in your mouth?

    Then I would think: holy shit where is the nearest location where I can buy some hot pockets?!

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »


    Limed because this is way more interesting than a religion v atheism discussion,

    That's what I thought.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Guys!

    Guys

    what if Zombie doesn't consider himself human?

    what if Zombie isn't human?

    that should be obvious

    I'm a zombie

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Guys!

    Guys

    what if Zombie doesn't consider himself human?

    what if Zombie isn't human?

    The man you knew and loved is dead! That thing's not human! It's a monster!

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bagel + Egg + Cheese = Delicious.

    This is a fundamental law of math. It is an absolute proof.

    You forgot the bacon.

    I don't eat bacon, because I enjoy intentionally restricting my diet in order to anger Thanatos.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    if i had one wish

    just one

    i would wish that anyone who ever typed the word "shrug" in asterisks would explode simultaneously

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wait we're talking about religion and atheism.

    Whatever, I'll get to that later.

    So today I put in my two week's notice to my job. I am finally going to get out of that place. Where is Organichu, we need to move to Boston.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What if I think you're a silly goose if you use a microwave and you like Hot Pockets and I will poop in your mouth?

    Then I would think: holy shit where is the nearest location where I can buy some hot pockets?!

    Sarksus doesn't poop rainbows, DK.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i feel like my body was incredibly efficient at PAX

    like, i woke up at 8 am friday and didn't sleep until 2 am sunday... and i only slept for 5 hours. then i didn't trust myself to sleep on the train with bama because we were both probably going to drift off and i'd miss my stop. so i really only slept 5 hours in... 72? and i had plenty of booze saturday night (half a pitcher of some flavorless IPA, a few jack and cokes, and a double shot of whiskey) and not once during PAX weekend did i

    a.) feel drunk
    b.) feel sick
    c.) throw up
    d.) poop

    it's like...

    man, boston done my body good

    i finally pooped

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »


    Limed because this is way more interesting than a religion v atheism discussion,

    Well, what isn't?

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    if i had one wish

    just one

    i would wish that anyone who ever typed the word "shrug" in asterisks would explode simultaneously

    /shrug

    whatever, man

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    if i had one wish

    just one

    i would wish that anyone who ever typed the word "shrug" in asterisks would explode simultaneously

    Eh

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zombie, do you mean that no matter the frequency (how many evangelicals there are vs how many atheists, etc.), when anyone stubbornly refuses to just shut up about their beliefs (whatever they are, atheist/theist/etc.) after a certain point and treats people who disagree with them like crap-brained idiots, that's what's annoying?

    'Cause that I can understand.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Wait we're talking about religion and atheism.

    Whatever, I'll get to that later.

    So today I put in my two week's notice to my job. I am finally going to get out of that place. Where is Organichu, we need to move to Boston.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgrats

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Wait we're talking about religion and atheism.

    Whatever, I'll get to that later.

    So today I put in my two week's notice to my job. I am finally going to get out of that place. Where is Organichu, we need to move to Boston.

    You know we don't have PAX going on 24/7 right? Well parts of Cambridge kind of do but its weird.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i feel like my body was incredibly efficient at PAX

    like, i woke up at 8 am friday and didn't sleep until 2 am sunday... and i only slept for 5 hours. then i didn't trust myself to sleep on the train with bama because we were both probably going to drift off and i'd miss my stop. so i really only slept 5 hours in... 72? and i had plenty of booze saturday night (half a pitcher of some flavorless IPA, a few jack and cokes, and a double shot of whiskey) and not once during PAX weekend did i

    a.) feel drunk
    b.) feel sick
    c.) throw up
    d.) poop

    it's like...

    man, boston done my body good

    i finally pooped

    Was it mighty?

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »


    Limed because this is way more interesting than a religion v atheism discussion,

    Well, what isn't?

    Gun chat. "I'm a hopeless loser" chat. "I just got dumped" chat.

    Edit: ooh, I also forgot fishing for complements about ones physical appearance chat.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Zombie, do you mean that no matter the frequency (how many evangelicals there are vs how many atheists, etc.), when anyone stubbornly refuses to just shut up about their beliefs (whatever they are, atheist/theist/etc.) after a certain point and treats people who disagree with them like crap-brained idiots, that's what's annoying?

    'Cause that I can understand.

    Yes

    I don't care what you believe, it's when you make it your mission to belittle others for theirs that I hate you.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I stopped working like 90 minutes ago

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sarks I am impressed

    where are you moving

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Congrats Sarks! That's awesome.

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    mynameisguidomynameisguido Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Everyone knows that if you have one wish and get no rules surrounding it you wish for unlimited wishes.

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    if i had one wish

    just one

    i would wish that anyone who ever typed the word "shrug" in asterisks would explode simultaneously

    "He's got a keyboard attached to his chest... what's he.... OH GOD NO, HE'S GOING TO EMOTE, EVERYONE GET DO--"

    *splode*

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Surely Than doesnt really care if someone on the internet restricts their diet somehow

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just got back from burying my dog.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »


    Limed because this is way more interesting than a religion v atheism discussion,

    Well, what isn't?

    Gun chat. "I'm a hopeless loser" chat. "I just got dumped" chat.

    Edit: ooh, I also forgot fishing for complements about ones physical appearance chat.

    God you just don't want res to ever post again do you...

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Wait we're talking about religion and atheism.

    Whatever, I'll get to that later.

    So today I put in my two week's notice to my job. I am finally going to get out of that place. Where is Organichu, we need to move to Boston.

    Congrats on the bold move.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Zombie, do you mean that no matter the frequency (how many evangelicals there are vs how many atheists, etc.), when anyone stubbornly refuses to just shut up about their beliefs (whatever they are, atheist/theist/etc.) after a certain point and treats people who disagree with them like crap-brained idiots, that's what's annoying?

    'Cause that I can understand.

    Yes

    I don't care what you believe, it's when you make it your mission to belittle others for theirs that I hate you.

    What if I'm belittling Scientologists and AGW deniers.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    if i had one wish

    just one

    i would wish that anyone who ever typed the word "shrug" in asterisks would explode simultaneously
    If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

    If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

    You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

    And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

    Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, theyu're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's mroe trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.

    so good

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    bama likes to smirk instead of answering, sometimes

    breakfast on sunday

    bama: i'd like a bagel with egg and cheese and bacon
    organichu: breakfast is my treat for letting me crash, get something fancier
    bama, while chewing: *smirk*
    organichu: o.o

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I just got back from burying my dog.

    Uhh is this... is this a metaphor for something that isn't hella depressing?

    Preacher on
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Everyone knows that if you have one wish and get no rules surrounding it you wish for unlimited wishes.

    that's how they test for nerd logic in the cannibal tribes of the New Guinea highlands

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Everyone knows that if you have one wish and get no rules surrounding it you wish for unlimited wishes.

    "No wishing for more wishes" is an implied rule though. It's like "don't punch somebody in the face" is an implied rule for board games, Milton Bradley doesn't have to put "no face punching" in the rules for every themed version of Monopoly. It's just known.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Everyone knows that if you have one wish and get no rules surrounding it you wish for unlimited wishes.

    or if you don't want to sound greedy, an extra wish with every wish made. effective immediately.

    just in time wish allocation. reduces inventory, which as we all know is synonymous with waste.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wait, Organichu, breakfast was your treat?

    Oh well, I probably would have puked it up anyway.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Zombie, do you mean that no matter the frequency (how many evangelicals there are vs how many atheists, etc.), when anyone stubbornly refuses to just shut up about their beliefs (whatever they are, atheist/theist/etc.) after a certain point and treats people who disagree with them like crap-brained idiots, that's what's annoying?

    'Cause that I can understand.

    Yes

    I don't care what you believe, it's when you make it your mission to belittle others for theirs that I hate you.

    Come, you can sit by me and have some pie.

    We can talk about pleasant things, then maybe play some video games later. :)

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    bama likes to smirk instead of answering, sometimes

    breakfast on sunday

    bama: i'd like a bagel with egg and cheese and bacon
    organichu: breakfast is my treat for letting me crash, get something fancier
    bama, while chewing: *smirk*
    organichu: o.o

    I note that some artistic license has been taken with the transcript of this conversation

    specifically the emoticon you are using at the end there

    ...

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »


    Limed because this is way more interesting than a religion v atheism discussion,

    Well, what isn't?

    Gun chat. "I'm a hopeless loser" chat. "I just got dumped" chat.

    Edit: ooh, I also forgot fishing for complements about ones physical appearance chat.

    So I guess this isn't a good time to mention that I just got dumped by my girlfriend in favour of a 12-gauge shotgun because I'm too fat?

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