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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    dl is wise beyond his years

    also ugly beyond his years :P

    camwhore thread in 3...2...

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I had a tom collins the other day for the hell of it

    they used so much sour mix it was ridiculous

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    dl is wise beyond his years

    also ugly beyond his years :P

    haha oh man you have no idea

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man if I had had like two more drinks before we left the bar tonight

    I would probably be elbow deep in some cougar right now

    these are the dangers of alcoholism, kids

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    should be a dude instead
    don't h8

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it would have taken a lot more drinks to get him into it

    and I had already bought him a few

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I feel like Stella is a really overrated beer

    Not bad, per se, but overrated

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    nobody i know drinks it so

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So I have a slight cold and I went out and bought a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, 2005 vintage. Not too shabby as it was on sale, too.

    I uncorked it, went and did some things, poured it, let it breathe for another half hour, and just as I was getting ready to drink it my nose stuffed up again.

    Motherfucker.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's what you get for drinking wine

    Yeah, I said it

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I work until 11:30pm and the liquor store is closed by then. :(

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Maybe quit living in a third-world hellhole

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There's been talk of allowing grocery stores to sell liquor. I have mixed feelings about this because I deal with enough irritatingly trashed hobos and their $1.49 24oz cans of Steel Reserve. The State liquor stores are hardcore about the rules, and since most hobos are perpetually drunk, they are perpetually getting kicked out of the liquor stores before they buy anything.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I went to a CVS the first time out here the other day and they had an entire liquor aisle.

    Gettin' back to their roots, I suppose.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This thread reminds me.

    One of my dads workers would frequently call in "sick" (Since this is the alcohol thread I think you can guess why) when my dad really needed some work done. The absolutely last time this guy called in "sick" he asked my dad if he could drive to the store and get a 12-pack for him. This was the last time because he got fired for that.
    Not too much time later guy died of alcohol poisoning I think.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I feel like Stella is a really overrated beer

    Not bad, per se, but overrated

    in Europe it's mediocre, cheap beer

    in America, it's imported

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I feel like Stella is a really overrated beer

    Not bad, per se, but overrated

    the problem with stella is, you pay stella prices and all you get is stella

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how bad is miller high life

    going to a jazz cafe friday that has a $12 cover unlimited high life/wells

    plus $2 tacos and sliders

    can't say no to those prices

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    As much as I don't like High Life yeah, you really can't

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I went to a CVS the first time out here the other day and they had an entire liquor aisle.

    Gettin' back to their roots, I suppose.
    I used to go to CVS all the time for booze. It was the closest place.

    Then, I moved and Jewel Osco was the closest. That place always has a ton of shit on sale. All the food at Jewel is overpriced, and the booze is cheap.

    Now I don't have a decent place to buy liquor withing walking distance.

    There is a place about a mile away, but it's right on the border of a shady part of town. I went there one day, and it was filled with 40's, cheap tequila, and a whole bunch of people that seemed none too pleased that I was in there.

    Now, I just stock up when I go grocery shopping.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how bad is miller high life

    going to a jazz cafe friday that has a $12 cover unlimited high life/wells

    plus $2 tacos and sliders

    can't say no to those prices
    Just drink the first few really fast, and after a bit it won't matter what they taste like.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was in awe that they sold liquor at the gas stations in Louisiana.

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    krushkrush Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    krush wrote: »
    Miller High Life.

    Seriously...


    (edit - for pizza, High Life works better than MGD)

    You need to get punched in the jeans.

    hey! I coulda said Golden Champale (do they even make that shit anymore??? I haven't seen it since I was in high school).

    Pizza is cheap beer food, hence, drink cheap beer with it.

    I also coulda said Blatz or something like that (same question... do they even make it anymore??? Las time I saw it was at a liquor store in Ohio for $1.25 for a 40oz)

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how bad is miller high life

    going to a jazz cafe friday that has a $12 cover unlimited high life/wells

    plus $2 tacos and sliders

    can't say no to those prices

    out of a can? not that bad

    on tap though is definitely doable

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    krushkrush Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I went to a CVS the first time out here the other day and they had an entire liquor aisle.

    Gettin' back to their roots, I suppose.

    I remember a road trip to base in Yuma, AZ and stopping at a Walgreens somewhere around Phoenix where they sold liquor. Almost a whole half of the store was liquor.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the first time I ever got drunk was off of a bunch of mikes hard lemonade

    ah youth

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was in awe that they sold liquor at the gas stations in Louisiana.

    Shit, man

    that rocks

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    OH FUCK drinking Schnieder Weisse is like drinking the Blood of Christ in a good way!

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    krushkrush Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    the first time I ever got drunk was off of a bunch of mikes hard lemonade

    ah youth

    jagerbombs for me

    baaaaaarrrrf

    Pabst Blue Ribbon for me.

    downed a tall glass with my drunk uncle while he was watching me one friday night.

    ... he got yelled at by my grandmother when she came home around 2:30 and I was still up, playing poker with him and his friends and reeking of beer... at all of 12 years old.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    $2 pitchers last night. Good times.

    also, Dead, take me to Chilifest!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    $2 pitchers last night. Good times.

    also, Dead, take me to Chilifest!

    Aren't you in...Arlington?

    This would be difficult.

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    Chia MountainChia Mountain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    krush wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    krush wrote: »
    Miller High Life.

    Seriously...


    (edit - for pizza, High Life works better than MGD)

    You need to get punched in the jeans.

    hey! I coulda said Golden Champale (do they even make that shit anymore??? I haven't seen it since I was in high school).

    Pizza is cheap beer food, hence, drink cheap beer with it.

    I also coulda said Blatz or something like that (same question... do they even make it anymore??? Las time I saw it was at a liquor store in Ohio for $1.25 for a 40oz)

    Dude, they sell blatz at dive bars over here in Milwaukee on tap.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    $2 pitchers last night. Good times.

    also, Dead, take me to Chilifest!

    Aren't you in...Arlington?

    This would be difficult.

    I want to go so bad though. I didn't get to go last year because I was in California.

    edit: I always make the worst totp

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    krushkrush Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    krush wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    krush wrote: »
    Miller High Life.

    Seriously...


    (edit - for pizza, High Life works better than MGD)

    You need to get punched in the jeans.

    hey! I coulda said Golden Champale (do they even make that shit anymore??? I haven't seen it since I was in high school).

    Pizza is cheap beer food, hence, drink cheap beer with it.

    I also coulda said Blatz or something like that (same question... do they even make it anymore??? Las time I saw it was at a liquor store in Ohio for $1.25 for a 40oz)

    Dude, they sell blatz at dive bars over here in Milwaukee on tap.

    and these bars actually have patrons???

    The only thing worse than Blatz is Milwaukee's Best.

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    KelbaenorKelbaenor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    OH FUCK drinking Schnieder Weisse is like drinking the Blood of Christ in a good way!

    This.

    Been trying to find a place around here that sells Weihenstephaner ever since I tried it in Boston. No luck yet, but I have tried a bunch more good German Hefeweizens in the process! (Paulaner is sooooo good)

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Nastyman wrote: »
    $2 pitchers last night. Good times.

    also, Dead, take me to Chilifest!

    Aren't you in...Arlington?

    This would be difficult.

    I want to go so bad though. I didn't get to go last year because I was in California.

    edit: I always make the worst totp

    last year was fucking redonkulus

    this year is a little ehhh on the entertainment except for cory morrow, roger creager, and dwight yoakum.

    aaron watson and eli young should bring out the honeys though so who knows?

    you should arrange to go next year, when i will actually be on a team!

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Has anyone tired Ciroc vodka? The liquor man at the liquor store recommended it to me instead of Grey Goose. It is ok, but that is the last time I listen to the liquor store man.

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    Chia MountainChia Mountain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck, people in Wisconsin will drink anything so long as it gets you where you wanna be.

    This map is very informative of Wisconsin's heavy tavern culture stimulated by all the German immigrants. Some might be disgusted by it, but I think it's funny.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Illinois isn't looking to bad either, or North Dakota.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Nastyman wrote: »
    $2 pitchers last night. Good times.

    also, Dead, take me to Chilifest!

    Aren't you in...Arlington?

    This would be difficult.

    I want to go so bad though. I didn't get to go last year because I was in California.

    edit: I always make the worst totp

    last year was fucking redonkulus

    this year is a little ehhh on the entertainment except for cory morrow, roger creager, and dwight yoakum.

    aaron watson and eli young should bring out the honeys though so who knows?

    you should arrange to go next year, when i will actually be on a team!

    Aw man, I'd love to be on a chili team. I was suprised that CCR isn't going to be there. They're always at Chilifest!

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