Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Yes, you should get Tenacious D to have sex with your boyfriend.
man, they are creepy guys.
When they were doing a gig at the place I worked there were very strict instructions left with security about who was allowed to go near their dressing room (essentially boiled down to blonde and hot).
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Yes, you should get Tenacious D to have sex with your boyfriend.
man, they are creepy guys.
When they were doing a gig at the place I worked there were very strict instructions left with security about who was allowed to go near their dressing room (essentially boiled down to blonde and hot).
Yes, you should get Tenacious D to have sex with your boyfriend.
man, they are creepy guys.
When they were doing a gig at the place I worked there were very strict instructions left with security about who was allowed to go near their dressing room (essentially boiled down to blonde and hot).
that's not creepy
that's practical
yeah, but it was creepy seeing all the half-dressed 17 and 18 year old students getting plastered in their dressing room.
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I got some iron maiden albums he can have. very good condition. Also available for the threesome but it would need to be devil's triangle
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where you microwave and then fuck a wheel of brie
are you sure it's not where you have a threesome with Alison Brie
you been reading my diary
it's your cheese log.
banned
BUSINESS AS USUAL
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Baby spinach salad with roasted walnuts, bleu cheese and strawberries with homemade strawberry vinaigrette
milk fed veal picata with cilantro(dude loves cilantro)
risotto parmesan
homemade berry sorbet
they were glad they spent all that money on school
hahahahaha
are you be a chef?
make me some food
no, he's a proctologist
Don't side with him.
Ew. Betcha that dinner tasted like ass.
gay girl gamer
oh, I didn't
I love puns in all their forms
I just also love pip's reaction to them
omg a/s/l? (cept the s part, I guess)
and two dudes?
Him, you and Stew
in the nude.
Being lewd
with two dudes
and food.
Well, that's just if Stew's
in to it, too.
That's the vibe I'm getting.
And then maybe later, we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry, d'you think that might be what you fancy?
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
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man, they are creepy guys.
When they were doing a gig at the place I worked there were very strict instructions left with security about who was allowed to go near their dressing room (essentially boiled down to blonde and hot).
that's not creepy
that's practical
A bot... a talking bot. Talking about threesomes.
Is this the future? Are we finally here?
Where it's at.
Happy marriages? All come from sharing wives and girlfriends with your pals.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
yeah, but it was creepy seeing all the half-dressed 17 and 18 year old students getting plastered in their dressing room.
Give him a Treebeard threesome.
Or just dress up as John Bonham and talk dirty using the treebeard voice.
TREE?!
I am no tree!
I am an Ent.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Buzz Buzz.
it'll make you grow
BEES?!?