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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey, it's Thom.

    Where's your sexy spy/priest avatar?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    I've never understood ribs. They're just too much work.
    If you eat them and think they're too much work, they weren't good ribs.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Greeper wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Well, my natural Epee fencing pride agrees with you but there's been no good American non-saber fencers like ever.

    Didn't the women's epee team do fairly well during the last Olympics?

    I don't think so?

    Team Foil for the women got silver.

    Ah. That was probably what I was thinking of.

    I checked, no women's epee team.

    In the individual woman's epee we got 20th place.

    Yes.

    Yikes.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    People crave them. When was the last time you heard someone say "Man, I'm jonesing for TGI Fridays?"

    In Arizona? All the time. One of the girls I worked with always wanted to go there after work.

    Oh man, a friend of a friend refused to go to eat anywhere with us except Carlos O'Kelly's.

    D:

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    People crave them. When was the last time you heard someone say "Man, I'm jonesing for TGI Fridays?"

    In Arizona? All the time. One of the girls I worked with always wanted to go there after work.

    This is the most depressing thing I read all day.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, I think I got sliders at TGIF and to say I could get something that tasty from McDonalds is just nuts.

    Unless you measure tastiness solely in quantity of salt consumed.

    McRib.
    I have a friend who loves those. Loves. He'd buy 10 of them, eat two, stick the other 8 in the freezer and it was like recovering the holy fucking grail every time he took one out to heat it back up and eat it. Then McDonald's did the "this is the last time there will ever be McRibs!!!" and he gorged himself. Then 6 months later or whatever they brought them back again and he got indignant about it, saying he didn't want to support a company that would lie about retiring a product.

    He bought more.
    He held out that time. Then McDonald's brought them back again and he gave in.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Quizzy I fence.

    It's fun.

    Greeper, fencing against you doesn't sound fair.

    Not enough of a target to hit!

    What kind of fencing do you do?

    Amusingly enough everyone complains about that.

    Epee's my weapon of choice. I'm thinking of switching to saber though. Dunno, will see.

    Saber is the weapon of drama queens and sloppy fencers. Epee is the gentleman's weapon.

    it's all about foil

    saber is inelegant and epee is trivial and fussy

    The weapon WITHOUT an extensive list of rules concerning whether or not a touch 'counts' is the fussy one, eh?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fuck straighteners

    they never work

    Elldren its biological, you just like bush, its ok, no chemical will change that.

    that just bent in off the far post

    So did I score or what? I mean you can shank a kick either way on that.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Just got a new video card. Celebrated by getting Champions Online, since I have an MMO itch.

    The game is freezing every second. Literally every second. Imagine saying "tick tock" in time with a clock, the game is frozen every time you're speaking. My system easily exceeds the requirements, and the problem stays the same even on the lowest settings.

    I've spent hours with their forum tech support crew, trying everything, everything, and the best I was able to do was get the stutter to go away for a minute.

    Oh yeah, this is why I stopped upgrading my PC and stopped caring about PC gaming. When it does I'm going to fucking piss on its grave.

    hear hear

    you probably need to update drivers or some shit

    that's usually the answer

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    there are ladies talking about hair products in [chat] right now

    we have come to a new place.

    Quick, someone start talking about porn!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    My mom once knew a lady who really adored Chili's. :?

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    man i did exactly this trying to get to a shitty TGI Fridays a quarter-mile away from my nice apartment development in Fairfax VA because the weather was nice and so I could get a drink without having to drive.

    it was a goddamned trial. i didn't actually have to jump a fence but it would have saved me a whole lot of walking if i did. I did have to walk along a six-lane highway overpass and dash over an entrance ramp.

    sucked so much.

    TGI Fridays Will? Really? Seriously? There wasn't a rotting dumpster near by?

    it was awful

    but that was the only bar in walking distance

    and "walking distance" turned out not to mean anything because it was essentially inaccessible regardless

    I'm always fascinated by bars that require driving to reach.

    Especially because I'm given to understand that taxis aren't as ubiquitous in the States as they are here.

    I never take taxis in the UK when drunk whereas I used to quite a bit back home. That is in part due to public transport, part due to local pubs and part due to cost. Going across town at 3AM could cost 50 quid easily and that just grates.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hey, it's Thom.

    Where's your sexy spy/priest avatar?

    I just felt the urge to change a little. He'll return.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I have got to do more with my hair. Using that $100 straightener I bought awhile ago would probably be a start.
    Oh God! Don't do it, girl! No chemical straighteners! They will fry your hair so bad. Take it back to the store if you can. D:

    well i can remember WHAT store I bought it at but not what YEAR so I'm guessing probably not.

    It's not a set of chemicals, though - it's like a giant pair of salad tongs that you heat up and put the hair between. I turned it on once, watched it heat up and got kinda scared. It was HOT.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    I've never understood ribs. They're just too much work.
    If you eat them and think they're too much work, they weren't good ribs.

    Messy as hell, tasty as all get out. They are also the bane of beards.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    chilis makes a p good taco salad

    and their nachos are also p good

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What is a Riv?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    I've never understood ribs. They're just too much work.
    If you eat them and think they're too much work, they weren't good ribs.

    I don't eat ribs with my hands so they're always too much work.

    :?

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait a minute

    Who the hell let Rivs start posting in [chat]?

    Goddammit people I thought we had standards.
    In case anyone can't tell, yes I am joking. Don't want to get accused of being cliquish.

    But really though... Rivs?

    I don't see a rivs. Have you... have you finally gone insane?

    Arivia

    No it's not a pet name but enough other people in CF used it that I got used to it

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Quizzy I fence.

    It's fun.

    Greeper, fencing against you doesn't sound fair.

    Not enough of a target to hit!

    What kind of fencing do you do?

    Amusingly enough everyone complains about that.

    Epee's my weapon of choice. I'm thinking of switching to saber though. Dunno, will see.

    Saber is the weapon of drama queens and sloppy fencers. Epee is the gentleman's weapon.

    it's all about foil

    saber is inelegant and epee is trivial and fussy

    How... How is epee fussy when it has no conventions? Stab man, get point, done.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I've never understood ribs. They're just too much work.
    If you eat them and think they're too much work, they weren't good ribs.

    Messy as hell, tasty as all get out. They are also the bane of beards.
    Good ribs, when you're done, you should have enough bones to build yourself an ossuary.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    I've never understood ribs. They're just too much work.
    If you eat them and think they're too much work, they weren't good ribs.

    Seriously

    Ribs are the best fucking thing

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    People crave them. When was the last time you heard someone say "Man, I'm jonesing for TGI Fridays?"

    In Arizona? All the time. One of the girls I worked with always wanted to go there after work.

    This is the most depressing thing I read all day.

    She would go there and get drunk off her ass every night and go home with the first guy that looked lustingly at her.

    She told me she had only ever orgasmed once in her life.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can't recall if we've ever gotten the McRib here. I'm sure they've rolled it out a couple times but I never tried it.

    Oh man, the annual Ribfest is so good though.

    So good.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Good ribs, are really tasty.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2010
    Greeper wrote: »
    I want to look like a hooker. That's why I'm trying to put on weight.

    Every heard of a skeletally thin male hooker?

    Doesn't exist.

    there is almost certainly a market for gay dudes to hire a little guy to be their spider-monkey date for the evening.

    spider-monkey seems to be a dismayingly specific and common taxonomy for young boyfriends in boston.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »

    Arivia

    No it's not a pet name but enough other people in CF used it that I got used to it

    Right creepshow, go creep on someone else I'll protect the fair maidens.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I've never understood ribs. They're just too much work.
    If you eat them and think they're too much work, they weren't good ribs.

    I don't eat ribs with my hands so they're always too much work.

    :?
    Is it an OCD thing, you don't like sauce under your nails?

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    People crave them. When was the last time you heard someone say "Man, I'm jonesing for TGI Fridays?"

    In Arizona? All the time. One of the girls I worked with always wanted to go there after work.

    This is the most depressing thing I read all day.

    She would go there and get drunk off her ass every night and go home with the first guy that looked lustingly at her.

    She told me she had only ever orgasmed once in her life.

    Once I tried to count how many times I'd orgasmed.

    At least a couple of thousand.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Good ribs, are really tasty.

    You don't like hot wings, you are the spawn of satan.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Greeper wrote: »
    Once I tried to count how many times I'd orgasmed.

    At least a couple of thousand.

    I don't think numbers go high enough for me.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I want to look like a hooker. That's why I'm trying to put on weight.

    Every heard of a skeletally thin male hooker?

    Doesn't exist.

    there is almost certainly a market for gay dudes to hire a little guy to be their spider-monkey date for the evening.

    spider-monkey seems to be a dismayingly specific and common taxonomy for young boyfriends in boston.

    I've actually noticed that gay guys find me a lot more attractive.

    Which isn't that odd.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh god a hair iron

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    People crave them. When was the last time you heard someone say "Man, I'm jonesing for TGI Fridays?"

    In Arizona? All the time. One of the girls I worked with always wanted to go there after work.

    This is the most depressing thing I read all day.

    She would go there and get drunk off her ass every night and go home with the first guy that looked lustingly at her.

    She told me she had only ever orgasmed once in her life.
    This is a scarily accurate portrayal of almost every girl in Arizona who's never left the state.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Once I tried to count how many times I'd orgasmed.

    At least a couple of thousand.

    I don't think numbers go high enough for me.

    Same, as a child I degloved my penis multiple times.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait a minute

    Who the hell let Rivs start posting in [chat]?

    Goddammit people I thought we had standards.
    In case anyone can't tell, yes I am joking. Don't want to get accused of being cliquish.

    But really though... Rivs?

    what, is there a problem?

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Once I tried to count how many times I'd orgasmed.

    At least a couple of thousand.

    I don't think numbers go high enough for me.

    I just figured, an average of once a day since I turned 14.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I never take taxis in the UK when drunk whereas I used to quite a bit back home. That is in part due to public transport, part due to local pubs and part due to cost. Going across town at 3AM could cost 50 quid easily and that just grates.

    I wouldn't use a black cab. The trick is finding the reputable private hire firms and it usually helps to split the fare with someone.

    When I lived in suburban Glasgow, the eight-ish miles to and/or from the city centre tended to be about a tenner. Though these days the night buses are better and the queues tend to take less time than it takes for a cab to arrive on weekend nights.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    my aunt's friend is REALLY addicted to cigarettes

    like, everyone is kind of broke right now

    and she doesn't get paid until the 1st

    and she just asked someone to buy her a pack of cigarettes today and she'd give her $20 on the 1st

    o_o

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    People crave them. When was the last time you heard someone say "Man, I'm jonesing for TGI Fridays?"

    In Arizona? All the time. One of the girls I worked with always wanted to go there after work.

    This is the most depressing thing I read all day.

    She would go there and get drunk off her ass every night and go home with the first guy that looked lustingly at her.

    She told me she had only ever orgasmed once in her life.

    You'd think she would try to do it again

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