I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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By any objective metric completely terrible but whoops it's been 4 hours and you're reading and enjoying it unironically?
Greatest Webcomic Ever
oh no its me
im the crwth
i'm not deleting it
TWO QCs
is this what you've become tdot
it was just good timing
or bad timing
depending on how you look at it
now you're me
thatcrwthoverthere
it is the shirt
it is very ugly
Man if I had only thought of this I wouldn't have had to put so much work into our battle
And I see this.
How horribly mistaken I was.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Everybody clicks to see Lucrezia talk about little jam sandwiches.
Steam
It's really ugly. That's my reason.
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That's the second reason I clicked on SE++.
PA comic in 50s style go.
i'm vomiting now
Steam
FRIDGE NUTS
she looks like she had a masectomy
wha
what
It totally does.