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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    But downloading isn't the part that's a crime. And even if it were, that's unenforceable. The burden is not on the watcher to determine whether the program is properly licensed. Only the website is committing a crime here.

    Hell, people commit an average of 20 copyright infringements a day.

    We have rules about linking to warez on the forums. I once tried to think about how that applied to embedded youtube movies, but then I got a headache and had to lie down.

    Yep, I could have linked a lot more movies in the Western thread if I didn't worry about copyright. I did, so that limited it to stuff in the public domain. But there have been other threads posted that had whole episodes of shows posted from Youtube. I can't imagine the headache of making the mods check youtube videos for copyright violations.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    But downloading isn't the part that's a crime. And even if it were, that's unenforceable. The burden is not on the watcher to determine whether the program is properly licensed. Only the website is committing a crime here.

    Hell, people commit an average of 20 copyright infringements a day.

    We have rules about linking to warez on the forums. I once tried to think about how that applied to embedded youtube movies, but then I got a headache and had to lie down.

    Ugh, I've done that as well. There are tons of copyright infringing youtube videos (like an entire show of certain comedians) that probably isn't meant to be there, yet linking any youtube is fine here.

    The way I see it is that piracy is only bad if it damages content creators. Seeing how publishing companies already screw content creators over, I have no moral qualms with piracy as I'd be committing the lesser of evils towards the content creator.

    Also I go to concerts and live shows instead.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Need loaded dice?

    Most dice are shit anyway. They get those smooth, rounded edges and corners because they're dipped in paint to get the paint into the dots, then thrown into a rock tumbler with some sand to sand the edges down.

    This, of course, makes them unintentionally loaded.

    That's why casino dice have these razor-sharp edges, and get replaced daily.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    If one were to say migrate to another continent, how easy would it be to transport a dog?

    difficult depending on the pl;ace

    most 1st world countries require you to put the dog in quarantine for up to several weeks to eliminate the possibility of them being a carrier for diseases

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    So there is a methane seep around the capped oil well.

    Giant Methane Bubble Extinction here we come

    would a fart joke be acceptable at this time?

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    If one were to say migrate to another continent, how easy would it be to transport a dog?

    difficult depending on the pl;ace

    most 1st world countries require you to put the dog in quarantine for up to several weeks to eliminate the possibility of them being a carrier for diseases

    the swiss are pretty kewl about it. as long as the dog isn't muslim.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://iwl.me/

    And fun was had by all.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    You know what's a much bigger bandwidth suck than peer to peer file swapping?

    Those fucking illegal streaming video sites that every high school and college student is in to now. Piracy has gotten a little too hard and a little too risky when the goal is just to watch seasons of a TV show or some movie and you can do that on a site that's sort of like Youtube. That shit is so much more popular than bittorrent at this point.

    I have a theory that the only reason they're ridiculously popular is because they don't realise that streaming is equally as illegal as "downloading".

    They don't realise that they have to download the stream data to be able to watch it. I've had to tell a lot of my uni friends this, I don't think they fully believe me.

    But downloading isn't the part that's a crime. And even if it were, that's unenforceable. The burden is not on the watcher to determine whether the program is properly licensed. Only the website is committing a crime here.

    When you buy a car it is the partial responsibility of the purchaser to make sure (within reasonable doubt) that the car is not illegal goods/stolen.

    The website/seller isn't the only one committing a crime in the transaction.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Res wrote: »
    As long as we can all agree it should be illegal for comcast to charge me more to access time.com than newsweek.com, I think we agree on the most important aspect of net neutrality.

    I'm not sure I agree, actually. I don't think I know enough about how the internet works to form a real opinion on it, really.

    The internet is a mesh network. Large companies, ISPs, universities and governments and basically anyone who wants a large amount of access grabs some high-throughput routers and plugs in to a whole bunch of other people already doing the same. Then, when one computer wants to talk to another, like, say, the newsweek.com server wants to send your computer a page, it finds a path through the giant web of interconnects going all the way to you. That page will pass through interconnects belonging to a whole bunch of different people. If one interconnect seems busy, it'll use another. So everyone is paying for everyone else's traffic. And while some interconnects are more difficult to maintain than others (longer, undersea, etc), it all tends to work out because everyone has an interest in traffic going everywhere.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    So there is a methane seep around the capped oil well.

    Giant Methane Bubble Extinction here we come

    I'll live longer than most [chat]ters will if it happens. :D

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    :whistle:It's easier to drive, leave the oven on-- burn the house down.:whistle:

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    If one were to say migrate to another continent, how easy would it be to transport a dog?

    difficult depending on the pl;ace

    most 1st world countries require you to put the dog in quarantine for up to several weeks to eliminate the possibility of them being a carrier for diseases

    We do that to American tourists around these parts.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    If one were to say migrate to another continent, how easy would it be to transport a dog?

    difficult depending on the pl;ace

    most 1st world countries require you to put the dog in quarantine for up to several weeks to eliminate the possibility of them being a carrier for diseases

    We do that to American tourists around these parts.

    "I'm terribly sorry your dog voted Bush in 2004. we had to put him down"

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    http://iwl.me/

    And fun was had by all.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh like you all knew how to make loaded dice already.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    If one were to say migrate to another continent, how easy would it be to transport a dog?

    difficult depending on the pl;ace

    most 1st world countries require you to put the dog in quarantine for up to several weeks to eliminate the possibility of them being a carrier for diseases

    Damn, that makes my plan to start moving around the world a little more difficult to pull off.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://iwl.me/

    And fun was had by all.

    Apparently, my academic writing is like HP Lovecraft.

    And my prose is like Anne Rice.

    My poetry is like Dan Browno_Oo_Oo_O

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I write like Dan Brown. :(

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh like you all knew how to make loaded dice already.

    I usually use the microwave.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i write like Margaret Atwood apparently or Arthur Conan Doyle.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://iwl.me/

    And fun was had by all.

    Apparently, my academic writing is like HP Lovecraft.

    And my prose is like Anne Rice.

    My poetry is like Dan Browno_Oo_Oo_O

    my most manic prose is apparently like bradbury, i have not tried some of my more structured writing

    also god damnit the internet

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://iwl.me/

    And fun was had by all.

    Apparently, my academic writing is like HP Lovecraft.

    And my prose is like Anne Rice.

    My poetry is like Dan Browno_Oo_Oo_O

    Neil Gaiman writes like HP Lovecraft too according to this site.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    I got Oscar Wilde when I tried that yesterday.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I got J. D. Salinger. The conclusion here is Salinger couldn't write to save his life.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    You know what's a much bigger bandwidth suck than peer to peer file swapping?

    Those fucking illegal streaming video sites that every high school and college student is in to now. Piracy has gotten a little too hard and a little too risky when the goal is just to watch seasons of a TV show or some movie and you can do that on a site that's sort of like Youtube. That shit is so much more popular than bittorrent at this point.

    I have a theory that the only reason they're ridiculously popular is because they don't realise that streaming is equally as illegal as "downloading".

    They don't realise that they have to download the stream data to be able to watch it. I've had to tell a lot of my uni friends this, I don't think they fully believe me.

    But downloading isn't the part that's a crime. And even if it were, that's unenforceable. The burden is not on the watcher to determine whether the program is properly licensed. Only the website is committing a crime here.

    When you buy a car it is the partial responsibility of the purchaser to make sure (within reasonable doubt) that the car is not illegal goods/stolen.

    The website/seller isn't the only one committing a crime in the transaction.

    There are many ways to ensure a car is not stolen. Content... not so much. I mean, you usually know that if you're getting something for free that normally costs money or there are no commercials but tons of porn banner ads, then it's probably not legit. But there's no legal apparatus in place.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    http://iwl.me/

    And fun was had by all.

    Apparently, my academic writing is like HP Lovecraft.

    And my prose is like Anne Rice.

    My poetry is like Dan Browno_Oo_Oo_O

    my most manic prose is apparently like bradbury, i have not tried some of my more structured writing

    also god damnit the internet

    I saw that link yesterday. I hate people.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    [tiny] One of my posts that was given four stars on the awesome post forum came back as Stephine Meyer. [/tiny] And my new cell phone should arrive today!

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Tracy Jordan is like James Joyce.

    One-Thousand times yes!

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Apparently Germany doesn't require American dogs to go through quarantine.

    Good to know.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    [tiny] One of my posts that was given four stars on the awesome post forum came back as Stephine Meyer. [/tiny] And my new cell phone should arrive today!

    Thom, I sparkle. Want to have my babies?

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    "Sir, we've got a problem. It seems a fair number of our consumers are becoming more educated that 90% of the food we stuff down their gullets is processed corn-fed shit stuffed with preservatives and antibiotics. They're starting to take this whole food thing locally and cutting us out."

    "Not a problem at all. We'll just start having the authorities intimidate anyone who dares try."

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    alright so i have gotten Dan Brown, Ray Bradbury, and James Joyce.

    also ceiling cat is James Joyce

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    I'm not one to troll 11-year-olds, but I feel zero sympathy. She experienced some emotional distress for acting like an idiot. She will be fine and she learned an important lesson.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think I'm going to go grab my copy of Gravity's Rainbow.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    alright so i have gotten Dan Brown, Ray Bradbury, and James Joyce.

    also ceiling cat is James Joyce

    I think James Joyce is the response for when the writing breaks the algorithm.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    I think I'm going to go grab my copy of Gravity's Rainbow.

    Did you skip breakfast?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    I'm not one to troll 11-year-olds, but I feel zero sympathy. She experienced some emotional distress for acting like an idiot. She will be fine and she learned an important lesson.

    Last night we Old People talked about how good it was for our development to not have a Twitter account at age four.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Thom did you catch up on Top Gear yet? I have to gush to someone about how hilarious last night was.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    I'm not one to troll 11-year-olds, but I feel zero sympathy. She experienced some emotional distress for acting like an idiot. She will be fine and she learned an important lesson.

    I believe her words were

    "i'll pop a glock in your mouth and make brain slushie bitches. . .you don't phase me."

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