"The Ranger's where flowing a leaded of break-ins."
Is this some kind of code?
I'm not sure if it has an exact translation. Here it is in context:
The Ranger's where flowing a leaded of break-ins. Some one
was stealing medical equipment, after seeing how the equipment
was stolen it could only be...
"Nimnul" Chip said as he look at the shattered door.
"To right Chip. Only a nut like him would do this." Monty
said.
Gadget looked around. "I looks like he was only after some
medical reports." They looked at the toppled over cabinets.
Dale picked up a piece of paper. "Hey guy's I think I found
something."
Gadget grabbed it. "Hmm It has something to do with lady
dying of brain cancer and being cured after being bitten by a
rat. Strange all the files stolen where of strange cases
involving rats."
"Rats how do rats fit into this." Chip scratched his head.
"Nimnul's been stealing Medical Equipment all this time. Why
would he steal old files?"
Dale looks sleepy. "Chip can we go home now there's nothing
else to look at?"
Monty yawns. "Dale right lad we need some sleep. We can
figure this out tomorrow."
Chip looked frustrated. "All right, all right we'll look into
it tomorrow."
They head back to ranger headquarters.
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I don't know why but I find text full of spelling errors a lot less annoying to read than text which is technically spelled correctly, but grammar-raped.
It could use more of Her Royal Highness Lieutenant Marrissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon, Princess and Heir to the Throne of Essex, Chief of Security USS Enterprise, Fighter Commander, and Coordinating Officer for All Kids Crews in Starfleet.
That sentence gave me a nose bleed.
That's just her name. You haven't seen the plots to this fanfic series yet. They're intriguing.
Story #7 is unlucky for all involved as Ratliff spins his worst yarn of all time. Marrissa, now 15 years old and Second Officer, is on traffic duty when she encounters some anti-Starfleet terrorists on their way to the past to prevent Starfleet from existing. Marrissa follows them back to 1996, where she gets Bill Clinton's help to capture the baddies. Includes a romance between Wesley Crusher and Chelsea Clinton, the revelation that Star Trek is a 100% accurate depiction of our future, and a showcase of Ratliff's extremely poor grasp of U.S. politics and world affairs.
I can't believe that's a real thing.
I remember a MST of some of the stories. It also had the Pope with his own starship (the fanfic, not the MST).
Sabre, I'm not sure if that's even the worst of Gonter.
She gave up on me and tried again, impregnating herself with
saved sperm from Dr. Kintobor (pre Robotnik, that is), she became
pregnant with a baby girl. She thought that the girl would be the
perfect child of hers that I was not. But, <sigh> a sonogram
showed that this child had a certain 'defect' and was promptly
aborted. The real nasty partial birth kind too."
Serena flinched. Luna protested, "Say no more about this
particular procedure. We'll take your word for it."
"Unfortunately my mother didn't, and when she described in
gory detail on how these late-term abortions are done, and saying
that they should've had one on me too, and put on top of that
having been called 'the reason Abortion on Demand is legal in
America,' by schoolkids a few days prior, I . . . snapped. Next
thing I know, three days have passed. Mom was killed by
anti-abortion violence, and I have withdrawn completely into a
fantasy world. The case was thrown out of court because of my
inability to talk, and I was taken into my hick uncle in a nearby
trailer park.
"There's a happy ending to this. Just a year before 'Piasa'.
I learned that a nurse rescued the baby; birthed her completely
before she was killed, and putted her up to adoption. I never
heard from that girl again, but I'm glad that she's alive, wherever
she is."
"David, you said that the baby had a certain defect. Did you
find out what it is?"
"Oh, a certain mark on her forehead; a crescent moon I've been
told, and a distinctive hair style that was already formed. A
funky one, I say. Looked like she had meat . . . balls . . . in .
. . her . . . oh . . . my . . . god . . ."
Did I mention they probably had sex, while David was a kitsune?
In this Final Fantasy 5/6/7/8/9/"Dragon Ball Z"/Mortal Kombat/Xenogears/Legend of Zelda/Wild ARMs/"Sailor Moon"/"Mystery Science Theater 3000"/Breath of Fire/Smash Brothers/"Project A-ko"/Austin Powers/Final Fantasy Tactics/"Pokemon" self-insertion crossover scriptfic epic, with a guest appearance by Bruce Willis and so many pointless cameos that I think I'm in this thing, many things happen, but I couldn't tell you what they are because I keep reading this sentence over again and screaming! In the first two chapters, which is all we're going to do this time lest we all die, Vegeta shows up to marry Aeris, the "legendary" Dav Cole arrives to hang with the AVALANCHE gang, Barret and Cid play a lot of Goldeneye, everyone shouts constantly, and the same six jokes get repeated about a thousand times! It's like a character assassination on the cast of FF7, and it's supposed to be funny!
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In this Final Fantasy 5/6/7/8/9/"Dragon Ball Z"/Mortal Kombat/Xenogears/Legend of Zelda/Wild ARMs/"Sailor Moon"/"Mystery Science Theater 3000"/Breath of Fire/Smash Brothers/"Project A-ko"/Austin Powers/Final Fantasy Tactics/"Pokemon" self-insertion crossover scriptfic epic, with a guest appearance by Bruce Willis and so many pointless cameos that I think I'm in this thing, many things happen, but I couldn't tell you what they are because I keep reading this sentence over again and screaming! In the first two chapters, which is all we're going to do this time lest we all die, Vegeta shows up to marry Aeris, the "legendary" Dav Cole arrives to hang with the AVALANCHE gang, Barret and Cid play a lot of Goldeneye, everyone shouts constantly, and the same six jokes get repeated about a thousand times! It's like a character assassination on the cast of FF7, and it's supposed to be funny!
In this Final Fantasy 5/6/7/8/9/"Dragon Ball Z"/Mortal Kombat/Xenogears/Legend of Zelda/Wild ARMs/"Sailor Moon"/"Mystery Science Theater 3000"/Breath of Fire/Smash Brothers/"Project A-ko"/Austin Powers/Final Fantasy Tactics/"Pokemon" self-insertion crossover scriptfic epic, with a guest appearance by Bruce Willis and so many pointless cameos that I think I'm in this thing, many things happen, but I couldn't tell you what they are because I keep reading this sentence over again and screaming! In the first two chapters, which is all we're going to do this time lest we all die, Vegeta shows up to marry Aeris, the "legendary" Dav Cole arrives to hang with the AVALANCHE gang, Barret and Cid play a lot of Goldeneye, everyone shouts constantly, and the same six jokes get repeated about a thousand times! It's like a character assassination on the cast of FF7, and it's supposed to be funny!
excuse me while I shoot myself in the head
No, save the bullets!
You'll need them for the author.
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Oscar is a 13-year-old Peruvian hermaphrodite who is in love with a character from Sailor Moon — specifically, Minako's white cat, Artemis
Huh. Now there's a fanfic I hadn't thought of in years. I did read a lot of Megane 6.7's MSTings back in the early days, though I considered 3:16 Rulzs! to be more consistently entertaining. The scene where a wrestler dropkicks himself while his opponent screeches and falls over is always a fun mental image.
I would fucking die if some diabolical and competent comic artist were to pick up one of the most famous fanfics and draw it all without any ironic distance.
I mean can you imagine. Think about it - you can't.
In this Final Fantasy 5/6/7/8/9/"Dragon Ball Z"/Mortal Kombat/Xenogears/Legend of Zelda/Wild ARMs/"Sailor Moon"/"Mystery Science Theater 3000"/Breath of Fire/Smash Brothers/"Project A-ko"/Austin Powers/Final Fantasy Tactics/"Pokemon" self-insertion crossover scriptfic epic, with a guest appearance by Bruce Willis and so many pointless cameos that I think I'm in this thing, many things happen, but I couldn't tell you what they are because I keep reading this sentence over again and screaming! In the first two chapters, which is all we're going to do this time lest we all die, Vegeta shows up to marry Aeris, the "legendary" Dav Cole arrives to hang with the AVALANCHE gang, Barret and Cid play a lot of Goldeneye, everyone shouts constantly, and the same six jokes get repeated about a thousand times! It's like a character assassination on the cast of FF7, and it's supposed to be funny!
Instead of spending the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder, I spent much of the 90s building up an immunity to these. I mostly just read 'em for the humor value hiding within.
Oscar is a 13-year-old Peruvian hermaphrodite who is in love with a character from Sailor Moon — specifically, Minako's white cat, Artemis
Huh. Now there's a fanfic I hadn't thought of in years. I did read a lot of Megane 6.7's MSTings back in the early days, though I considered 3:16 Rulzs! to be more consistently entertaining. The scene where a wrestler dropkicks himself while his opponent screeches and falls over is always a fun mental image.
You ever hear of "Rise of the Retart" or something like that? It was a Daria fic or something. I never watched the show, but that didn't stop me from appreciating how bad it was. Not quite as horrid as some of this other stuff, but that's not saying much.
Ok well you might see were this is going you might not.
But here is a easy clue Yvonne Strahovski is in Mass Affect 2.
and yes I know my spelling and grammar are as pitiful as ever but hay I like to give you something odd. Not many writers are as odd as I am but hay you would not have it any outher way.
Oh PS Mordan sings it is such a chuckle. And hope you like the story.
Sora watched, eerily fascinated, as Riku took his arm up to the elbow into his hot mouth, throat stretching around Sora's appendage and covering it with thick saliva. A few moments later, when Riku was on the verge of unhinging his jaw to take in more, the silver-haired male pulled back, Sora's arm leaving his mouth with a wet pop. Sora's nose wrinkled in disgust as he looked down, his arm glistening in the sun, completely covered in the liquid warmth.
I would fucking die if some diabolical and competent comic artist were to pick up one of the most famous fanfics and draw it all without any ironic distance.
I mean can you imagine. Think about it - you can't.
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I'm not sure if it has an exact translation. Here it is in context:
my
god
what in the fuck?
I know this because I found this piece of paper that told me what was written in the stolen files and wait what?
Sabre, I'm not sure if that's even the worst of Gonter.
saved sperm from Dr. Kintobor (pre Robotnik, that is), she became
pregnant with a baby girl. She thought that the girl would be the
perfect child of hers that I was not. But, <sigh> a sonogram
showed that this child had a certain 'defect' and was promptly
aborted. The real nasty partial birth kind too."
Serena flinched. Luna protested, "Say no more about this
particular procedure. We'll take your word for it."
"Unfortunately my mother didn't, and when she described in
gory detail on how these late-term abortions are done, and saying
that they should've had one on me too, and put on top of that
having been called 'the reason Abortion on Demand is legal in
America,' by schoolkids a few days prior, I . . . snapped. Next
thing I know, three days have passed. Mom was killed by
anti-abortion violence, and I have withdrawn completely into a
fantasy world. The case was thrown out of court because of my
inability to talk, and I was taken into my hick uncle in a nearby
trailer park.
"There's a happy ending to this. Just a year before 'Piasa'.
I learned that a nurse rescued the baby; birthed her completely
before she was killed, and putted her up to adoption. I never
heard from that girl again, but I'm glad that she's alive, wherever
she is."
"David, you said that the baby had a certain defect. Did you
find out what it is?"
"Oh, a certain mark on her forehead; a crescent moon I've been
told, and a distinctive hair style that was already formed. A
funky one, I say. Looked like she had meat . . . balls . . . in .
. . her . . . oh . . . my . . . god . . ."
The dude who writes that spew is at least as smart as your average vampire.
and then Hobnail was the brain cancer
excuse me while I shoot myself in the head
No, save the bullets!
You'll need them for the author.
why are you doing this
stop it
NOBODY
MOVE ALONG
I mean can you imagine. Think about it - you can't.
awww shucks, i coulda sworn-
you ever hear of nagas, boy
you like dogs, boy
Axe Cop style?