One of my former roommates asked a friend's girlfriend "Oh, so you blow him?" at a party the first time he met her.
He stills sees nothing wrong with that being the first question he has for someone. O_o
that's an excellent first question to ask because if she responds in a witty fashion she's probably good people and if she gets offended he doesn't really have to waste his time trying to get along with his friend's girlfriend
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One of my former roommates asked a friend's girlfriend "Oh, so you blow him?" at a party the first time he met her.
He stills sees nothing wrong with that being the first question he has for someone. O_o
that's an excellent first question to ask because if she responds in a witty fashion she's probably good people and if she gets offended he doesn't really have to waste his time trying to get along with his friend's girlfriend
she's pretty stoned most of the time.
Not really the point though!
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how many people have i fisted by proxy, per capita
Especially yours, wook
He's got about four dozen, all pinned onto a corkboard
Is that gay?
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this is a fear of mine. i may have gotten steven tyler's cooties.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
Also, if I kiss your sister, does that mean I've blown Bogey?
Are we counting partners of those partners too? How many degrees are we going with here?
personally I don't think I know about any of the partners of my partners' partners, that's pretty weird
Especially Kevin Bacon.
so, my dick says you're welcome for Scrubs
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I hear that movie has a bad ending
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My buddy is not a classy fellow.
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He stills sees nothing wrong with that being the first question he has for someone. O_o
that's an excellent first question to ask because if she responds in a witty fashion she's probably good people and if she gets offended he doesn't really have to waste his time trying to get along with his friend's girlfriend
she's pretty stoned most of the time.
Not really the point though!
I'm too classy/reserved I guess. :S
Your worst enemies blow you?
And certainly not a word like "fucking"
friends close, enemies etc etc
snog?
there's this girl at my work who always wears a scarf around her neck, likely because she is covering up some tattoos and trying to be professional
first time we got two seconds alone together i asked her if i were to remove the scarf, would her head fall off or what
see because if she is appalled by my question, we were never going to get along anyway, so fuck it
Dated a girl who fucked her neighbour while she was seeing me and dated a girl who turned out to be a crazy stalker
So yes