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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    This is the second Transwoman that OKC has recommended for me.

    WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY OKC?!
    A mouth is a mouth.

    nooooo

    did i tell that story? is that what this is from?
    If you did tell a story, I did not hear it. But now that you've been tricked into revealing that you have a story, you should follow through and tell the story.

    oh yeah, tricked, right. like the time we crossed an olive garden and Will started asking me what I was implying.

    Tarranon on
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The girl in question forgot to put a divider at the end of her food on the conveyor belt and INQUISITOR DON'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT.

    what? it's your job to do that if you're behind her in line

    No it isn't. You're supposed to put it behind your groceries when you're finished loading them on the belt!

    ... no, the person behind you is supposed to put it in front of their groceries

    No! That would be like the person behind you opening the door for you. That is ridiculous! Someone putting the divider in front of their own groceries isn't courteous whereas you putting the divider behind your groceries for the person after you is courteous, so clearly that is how it should be done!

    That is like holding the door open for other people who aren't there just in case someone comes.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie never misses an opportunity to talk shit about the person in front of us at the supermarket or target

    and like her understanding of "under your breath" is definitely not sub-audial

    god

    one of these days i'm gonna get stabbed i know it

    ugh

    get a leash on her

    god i know

    i am trying the angle of "shame"

    it works on most ladies
    If she is okay with hanging out with you in public, I think she's going to be immune to any "shame" techniques you try on her.

    pow

    Irond Will on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Organichu on
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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I was personally thinking of an old Dave Chapelle skit where his group is out for prostitutes and some lady ends up being a dude or something. Someone says, "A mouth is a mouth" and gets out of the car.

    Dr Mario Kart on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    irond will what does it feel like to be a self-hating weeaboo

    not good okay?

    really though i thought that stuff was exotic and cool when i was first exposed to it

    it didn't take long for it to start to seem ridiculous and absurd and tawdry

    i guess there is nothing like the zeal of the convert right?

    it's okay bro

    despite being a gigantic nerd for tabletop and vidya games i can't fucking stand the communities associated with those things and i try to distance myself from any labels or cultural identities they utilize

    it's okay bro

    we can support each other

    me3

    we should start a club

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_eBTkB-rs

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The girl in question forgot to put a divider at the end of her food on the conveyor belt and INQUISITOR DON'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT.

    what? it's your job to do that if you're behind her in line

    No it isn't. You're supposed to put it behind your groceries when you're finished loading them on the belt!

    ... no, the person behind you is supposed to put it in front of their groceries

    No! That would be like the person behind you opening the door for you. That is ridiculous! Someone putting the divider in front of their own groceries isn't courteous whereas you putting the divider behind your groceries for the person after you is courteous, so clearly that is how it should be done!

    That is like holding the door open for other people who aren't there just in case someone comes.

    No I said I don't do it if no one is behind me.

    Sarksus on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I always hold the door open in case there is a spectral bride situation.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yes, we should totally compromise our other values in life to fit in better with people who enjoy some of the same entertainment as us :rotate:

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie never misses an opportunity to talk shit about the person in front of us at the supermarket or target

    and like her understanding of "under your breath" is definitely not sub-audial

    god

    one of these days i'm gonna get stabbed i know it

    ugh

    get a leash on her

    god i know

    i am trying the angle of "shame"

    it works on most ladies
    If she is okay with hanging out with you in public, I think she's going to be immune to any "shame" techniques you try on her.

    pow
    I am pretty much on a roll right now.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    irond will what does it feel like to be a self-hating weeaboo

    not good okay?

    really though i thought that stuff was exotic and cool when i was first exposed to it

    it didn't take long for it to start to seem ridiculous and absurd and tawdry

    i guess there is nothing like the zeal of the convert right?

    It's not really either of these things

    it just is

    Yes!

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    i am so bigoted in my door holding practices

    i'll hold the door like a block off if it's a woman

    otherwise maybe 20 feet is my limit

    Organichu on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Like Republican politicians that hate gays but love a blowjob at the airport glory hole.

    Silas Brown on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Like Republican politicians that hate gays but love a blowjob at the airport glory hole.

    yes

    a great comparison

    Organichu on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hate it when I gauge someone's speed incorrectly and decide to hold the door open for them.

    Then it turns out they're going slower than I thought, and I'm standing there like an idiot, with my fingertips on the edge of the door balancing on one foot.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man Winky...why aren't you coming to PAX you bastard?!

    I have just learned recently that I have come into a good deal of money. I will deliberate on whether I can use this money to go to PAX.

    Ot's between PAX and toilet paper right now.

    Winky on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    irond will what does it feel like to be a self-hating weeaboo

    not good okay?

    really though i thought that stuff was exotic and cool when i was first exposed to it

    it didn't take long for it to start to seem ridiculous and absurd and tawdry

    i guess there is nothing like the zeal of the convert right?

    it's okay bro

    despite being a gigantic nerd for tabletop and vidya games i can't fucking stand the communities associated with those things and i try to distance myself from any labels or cultural identities they utilize

    it's okay bro

    we can support each other

    me3

    we should start a club

    recent conversation with a friend of mine:

    her: "well like, you're a gamer, right?"
    me: "no, not really"
    "what? you play lots of video games and you know stuff about them and you've worked on them and stuff"
    "yyyyeah but i don't really call myself or consider myself a gamer. it's not a label i like or a community i want to associate with"
    "...that... that doesn't make any sense."
    "eh, whatever. there are people who are comfortable identifying themselves by some labels. gamer isn't one i use for myself, nor is it one i like applied to me."

    she dropped it

    her original line of inquiry was about whether or not she would like starcraft 2 because all her friends won't shut up about it

    i laughed pretty hard

    Pony on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    god i know

    i am trying the angle of "shame"

    it works on most ladies

    You know, my ladyfriend does random weird things and says things that most people would freak out about just to see if I'll try to get all controlling on her (:winky:).

    Maybe she really does want that leash.

    yeah i wonder sometimes if that is what frankie wants

    a whole lot of ladies i've dated have silly levels of daddy issues and have liked to be bossed around

    i guess i must have the kind of mien to draw that kind of lady

    Irond Will on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    irond will what does it feel like to be a self-hating weeaboo

    not good okay?

    really though i thought that stuff was exotic and cool when i was first exposed to it

    it didn't take long for it to start to seem ridiculous and absurd and tawdry

    i guess there is nothing like the zeal of the convert right?

    It's not really either of these things

    it just is

    Yes!

    You know we see eye to eye on this, Niall <3

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    me and the lady make fun of people while we're going shopping all the time

    all of them deserve it, really

    i dont think anyone has noticed

    James on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Like Republican politicians that hate gays but love a blowjob at the airport glory hole.

    yes

    a great comparison
    I'm not sure either of you are arguing in good faith here.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am so bigoted in my door holding practices

    i'll hold the door like a block off if it's a woman

    otherwise maybe 20 feet is my limit
    What if you find said woman unattractive?

    Dr Mario Kart on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am so bigoted in my door holding practices

    i'll hold the door like a block off if it's a woman

    otherwise maybe 20 feet is my limit

    Sometimes I hold the door from extra far away to make the polite people run.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    christ you're sensitive about this

    why

    Pony on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man Winky...why aren't you coming to PAX you bastard?!

    I have just learned recently that I have come into a good deal of money. I will deliberate on whether I can use this money to go to PAX.

    Ot's between PAX and toilet paper right now.

    Well, don't be stupid with your finances just to come to PAX but it would be cool to meet you.

    Inquisitor on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm drunk and home alone.

    don't you live by yourself

    Yes. It's very lonely.

    I like living alone. I find it comforting.

    I actually like it, but I'm never not alone. I'm alone at work, I'm alone at the fucking grocery store, I'm always alone. It's this town. There's not a single person here like me.

    Ah, sometimes I am not alone. But I also grew up with four siblings. I moved from my mother's place to my ex-wife's place. It wasn't until I moved out of there that I lived alone. We really need to get you out of that town.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Like Republican politicians that hate gays but love a blowjob at the airport glory hole.

    yes

    a great comparison
    I'm not sure either of you are arguing in good faith here.

    sarcasm sarcasm hyperbole sarcasm, VH.

    You are undone.

    Sarksus on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    god i know

    i am trying the angle of "shame"

    it works on most ladies

    You know, my ladyfriend does random weird things and says things that most people would freak out about just to see if I'll try to get all controlling on her (:winky:).

    Maybe she really does want that leash.

    yeah i wonder sometimes if that is what frankie wants

    a whole lot of ladies i've dated have silly levels of daddy issues and have liked to be bossed around

    i guess i must have the kind of mien to draw that kind of lady

    well duder you are pretty commanding and got airs about you

    so uh

    i mean even organichu has said you're sorta paternal/avuncular

    Pony on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    god i know

    i am trying the angle of "shame"

    it works on most ladies

    You know, my ladyfriend does random weird things and says things that most people would freak out about just to see if I'll try to get all controlling on her (:winky:).

    Maybe she really does want that leash.

    yeah i wonder sometimes if that is what frankie wants

    a whole lot of ladies i've dated have silly levels of daddy issues and have liked to be bossed around

    i guess i must have the kind of mien to draw that kind of lady

    Oh the ones with daddy issues. Always a good time.

    Thomamelas on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Like Republican politicians that hate gays but love a blowjob at the airport glory hole.

    yes

    a great comparison
    I'm not sure either of you are arguing in good faith here.

    the sarcasm level is pretty low
    this is getting meta

    Organichu on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I guess I identify as a gamer because I play a lot of videogames and own a couple of videogame shirts, but man my TF2 Spy shirt is CLASSY.

    Inquisitor on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh boy, the only thing better than nerds. SMUG nerds!

    yeah god forbid we not like something

    Like Republican politicians that hate gays but love a blowjob at the airport glory hole.

    yes

    a great comparison
    I'm not sure either of you are arguing in good faith here.

    sarcasm sarcasm hyperbole sarcasm, VH.

    You are undone.
    Argh, sarcasm, my one weakness!

    ....paired with my other weakness, hyperbole!

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man Winky...why aren't you coming to PAX you bastard?!

    I have just learned recently that I have come into a good deal of money. I will deliberate on whether I can use this money to go to PAX.

    Ot's between PAX and toilet paper right now.

    that is only a difficult decision until you have to go poo

    James on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm drunk and home alone.

    don't you live by yourself

    Yes. It's very lonely.

    I like living alone. I find it comforting.

    I actually like it, but I'm never not alone. I'm alone at work, I'm alone at the fucking grocery store, I'm always alone. It's this town. There's not a single person here like me.

    Ah, sometimes I am not alone. But I also grew up with four siblings. I moved from my mother's place to my ex-wife's place. It wasn't until I moved out of there that I lived alone. We really need to get you out of that town.

    Seriously. The other day I was like "Well if I move, I probably can't afford therapy" and then I was like "Maybe if I move I won't need therapy!"

    Silas Brown on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I realized after I got this camera in advance for my birthday that I could have used the money to go to PAX.

    But this is a really great camera so I'm okay with it.

    Sarksus on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am so bigoted in my door holding practices

    i'll hold the door like a block off if it's a woman

    otherwise maybe 20 feet is my limit
    What if you find said woman unattractive?

    that probably plays into it, too

    Organichu on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yeah i wonder sometimes if that is what frankie wants

    a whole lot of ladies i've dated have silly levels of daddy issues and have liked to be bossed around

    i guess i must have the kind of mien to draw that kind of lady

    Yeah, that would be an additional similarity.

    Incenjucar on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    god i know

    i am trying the angle of "shame"

    it works on most ladies

    You know, my ladyfriend does random weird things and says things that most people would freak out about just to see if I'll try to get all controlling on her (:winky:).

    Maybe she really does want that leash.

    yeah i wonder sometimes if that is what frankie wants

    a whole lot of ladies i've dated have silly levels of daddy issues and have liked to be bossed around

    i guess i must have the kind of mien to draw that kind of lady

    well duder you are pretty commanding and got airs about you

    so uh

    i mean even organichu has said you're sorta paternal/avuncular

    it's true

    Organichu on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am so bigoted in my door holding practices

    i'll hold the door like a block off if it's a woman

    otherwise maybe 20 feet is my limit

    i'm about the same

    in atlanta, black people are really weird about having a door held for them by a white guy i noticed

    (as an aside)

    Irond Will on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    winky only come if you can bring notch, we like her better

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