have you ever spent a couple minutes typing up a story from your life and then you just close the window instead of posting it because you realize no one cares
i do all the time
Keith, we've been over this.
I care.
oh in that case
the dude at the diner mocks my food choices all the time because they're kinda weird (mostly i just have honey mustard put on everything that's not breakfast or desert). one time i was ordering chicken tenders and he was like "do you want fried eggs on that" kinda laughing and i was like "yeah. yeah i do" and he was bewildered and like "really?" and i was like "yeah. put them on there" and then he took everyone elses orders and was like "no do you really want fried eggs on your chicken tenders" and i was like "you suggested it i want it" and then i got it and it was just fried eggs on chicken tenders it was impossible to eat together
have you ever spent a couple minutes typing up a story from your life and then you just close the window instead of posting it because you realize no one cares
i do all the time
I do similar things, but it's usually in cases where I deem my post to be too dickish
one of my fondest memories is when my first grade teacher made green eggs and ham for the entire class the day after we read the story
and then one kid wouldn't eat them and you all chanted "SAM I AM" and fell upon him and beat him to death and hung him on the classroom door as an example
one of my fondest memories is when my first grade teacher made green eggs and ham for the entire class the day after we read the story
and then one kid wouldn't eat them and you all chanted "SAM I AM" and fell upon him and beat him to death and hung him on the classroom door as an example
yes
it was in all the papers
there was an editorial praising us
have you ever spent a couple minutes typing up a story from your life and then you just close the window instead of posting it because you realize no one cares
i do all the time
I only click submit on maybe 1/2 to 2/3 of the posts I type. I'd say I try to filter out posts that'll start arguments I'm not really invested in or will get me infracted, but since I've clearly become terrible with those in the past year, I'll use your excuse.
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i used to be like this but then i started trying food and found out there's lots of stuff i do like so now i try everything
why
what are you gonna do about it
But texture often ruins foods for me. Onions have to be crunchy or my little kid gag reflex acts up.
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See, and I got a laugh out of it too.
callius I don't really know you at all, but you like soft and hardboiled eggs so you are good people
okay so what do you call this
I say egg 'n' bread
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I love all my little egg children.
I do similar things, but it's usually in cases where I deem my post to be too dickish
or just stupid
secret six is the best comic
the white is nothing without the yolk to compliment it
same goes for the yolk
as do onions
not a huge fan of tomato in omelets though
and then one kid wouldn't eat them and you all chanted "SAM I AM" and fell upon him and beat him to death and hung him on the classroom door as an example
yes
it was in all the papers
there was an editorial praising us
But I will never eat a tomato in it's base form.
tomato with salt and pepper or lemon pepper
muy bueno, amigo
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we asked how she made them
and she said "Magic"
and we were all "Nooooo, you used fooood colorinnng, Misss"
the art class prior had involved food coloring
I only click submit on maybe 1/2 to 2/3 of the posts I type. I'd say I try to filter out posts that'll start arguments I'm not really invested in or will get me infracted, but since I've clearly become terrible with those in the past year, I'll use your excuse.
totally the yolk, if it's runny
I put raw tomato on like everything
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