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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've been having a conversation with a member of THQ UK's PR team about Cadbury's chocolate and those Cillit Bang adverts, for about an hour.

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    SneezerSneezer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Randomtask wrote: »
    Fuck allergy season.

    Dude, I'm right there with ya, brother.

    Why do you think my username is Sneezer?, though I've found that staying inside, never going outside and making the house completely air tiught stops the allergies.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So...I might not have failed Greek.

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    RandomtaskRandomtask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sneezer wrote: »

    Dude, I'm right there with ya, brother.

    Why do you think my username is Sneezer?, though I've found that staying inside, never going outside and making the house completely air tiught stops the allergies.

    I wish I could do that. Unfortunately, I have to drive an hour into Boston four days out of the week, so I'm exposed to the horrors of spring and sun for far longer than any poor bastard should be. D:

    I should just fucking gouge my nose and eyes out now.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Awesome Podly!

    Also - this morning I am possessed with a desire to smash the face of anti-gay marriage activists. How can I be rid of this terrible rage?

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    RandomtaskRandomtask Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    So...I might not have failed Greek.

    Et tu...wait, shit

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This Kworn character seems like the kind of guy they'd put on that "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" show.

    I'm working from the hypothesis that they pick the applicants with the lowest scores.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Awesome Podly!

    Also - this morning I am possessed with a desire to smash the face of anti-gay marriage activists. How can I be rid of this terrible rage?

    Why would you want to get rid of it?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Also - this morning I am possessed with a desire to smash the face of anti-gay marriage activists. How can I be rid of this terrible rage?

    Have sex with them?

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Awesome Podly!

    Also - this morning I am possessed with a desire to smash the face of anti-gay marriage activists. How can I be rid of this terrible rage?

    I can't find the proper scan, so imagine this post contains an image of Ultimate Hulk saying, "HULK NOT SISSY! HULK STRAAAAAIGHT!!!"

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So...my cousin killed himself. He...he...

    Shit.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So...my cousin killed himself. He...he...

    Shit.
    D:

    Shit. Sorry dude.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So...my cousin killed himself. He...he...

    Shit.
    D:

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That really sucks, fish.

    Sorry to hear that.

    It's pretty early for something that heavy.


    A little flamenco Podly can lighten that up:

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So...my cousin killed himself. He...he...

    Shit.

    That bites, my condolences.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh fuck, Fish. :cry:

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    I'm watching Uri Geller cheat on youtube.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    The rage and grief of suicide. I'm sorry dude.

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    SneezerSneezer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I thought about Suicide once....thought about it, but then decided it was just a waste of time.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hardly knew the guy. He's been in jail since I was...fuck, 6 or 7. So, there's no grief for me, it's just an "Oh, well...shit" feeling for me.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Can I get a big "Y - E - S" for the new PBF?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    Can I get a big "Y - E - S" for the new PBF?
    Y-E-S

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hardly knew the guy. He's been in jail since I was...fuck, 6 or 7. So, there's no grief for me, it's just an "Oh, well...shit" feeling for me.

    I'm sure you'll be having an...interesting Mother's Day get together.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I hardly knew the guy. He's been in jail since I was...fuck, 6 or 7. So, there's no grief for me, it's just an "Oh, well...shit" feeling for me.

    I'm sure you'll be having an...interesting Mother's Day get together.
    Probably not. I think his mom is still in jail, and if not, she's up with my great grandpa in michigan.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I hardly knew the guy. He's been in jail since I was...fuck, 6 or 7. So, there's no grief for me, it's just an "Oh, well...shit" feeling for me.

    I'm sure you'll be having an...interesting Mother's Day get together.
    Probably not. I think his mom is still in jail, and if not, she's up with my great grandpa in michigan.

    Well, now we know what side of the family you take after.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So school gets out.

    Then I don't have sex for a month and a half.

    Boo!

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    So school gets out.

    Then I don't have sex for a month and a half.

    Boo!
    D:

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, Schubert's Der Zwerg is one fucked up song.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    So school gets out.

    Then I don't have sex for a month and a half.

    Boo!

    Could be worse. For me, school gets out (after my walk tomorrow) and then I have to get gainfully employed and become a productive member of society and all that bullshit. I just wanna be a leach for 22 more years.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PC, there is no real world, silly. They just take you out to pasture and shoot you.

    College is just one big, expensive last meal!

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man, Schubert's Der Zwerg is one fucked up song.

    Is it about ale and gold?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited May 2007
    Has anybody read Absurdistan?

    It's by turns side-splittingly hilarious and profoundly depressing, and it makes you deeply uncomfortable throughout. Some of the best modern fiction I've read. Up there with Kavalier and Klay, dare I say it.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    PC, there is no real world, silly. They just take you out to pasture and shoot you.

    College is just one big, expensive last meal!
    There is a real world. It's just outside of campus. I saw people park their cars there.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    A little flamenco Podly can lighten that up:

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    Awesome.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Absurdistan - is that by the guy who did Microserfs?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man, Schubert's Der Zwerg is one fucked up song.

    Is it about ale and gold?
    It's about a dwarf strangling a woman to death and throwing her body in the ocean.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man, Schubert's Der Zwerg is one fucked up song.
    Is it about ale and gold?
    It's about a dwarf strangling a woman to death and throwing her body in the ocean.
    Dude had a midget fetish.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Podly, it's the weekend! Invite me to a fantastic box social so that I can hook up with your secret loves and drive us ever-closer a murderous three-way!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Ok, another question:

    Does anybody here have sex?

    Edit: I just fell for Tubes announcement. :(

    I think Sab does? Also, Zen and Eddy (not together).

    and "haha!"

    What about Will? Doesn't he have like, chirruns, or something?

    Nah. Hate the little fuckers. I have a dog. As for the other question, I live with my girlfriend Frankie.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Randomtask wrote: »
    edit for those that don't have any fucking idea where I live, which is just about everybody: That's Dorchester, Mass.
    For those who have seen The Departed, also known as "Southie".

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