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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, I bet Winky is going to crow about his puns despite how awful they really are.

    At least mine aren't nearly as bird brained as yours.
    I figure quality isn't that big of a deal since we're all just winging it.

    aight you guys need to stop this malarkey
    I'll not let you rook us out of our fun.

    oh quit your pigeon
    ok that was terrible

    This cawmbo of puns is pretty awful.

    did you see the other one

    it's all for yoooooou

    tyrannus on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh man, you can get crates as random drops in TF2 now.

    The only way to open these crates? With keys that you have to buy with real money from the store.

    Fucked up.

    What the shit, Valve? I'm honestly surprised.

    I'll be so pissed if I have to look at them the same way as Blizzard.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh man, you can get crates as random drops in TF2 now.

    The only way to open these crates? With keys that you have to buy with real money from the store.

    Fucked up.

    Yep but how does that stop you from having fun in TF2?

    I see big crocodile tears over something that has no affect on a player's enjoyment of the game beyond NOOOOOES MICROTRANSACTIONS.

    Ludious on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, I bet Winky is going to crow about his puns despite how awful they really are.

    At least mine aren't nearly as bird brained as yours.
    I figure quality isn't that big of a deal since we're all just winging it.

    aight you guys need to stop this malarkey
    I'll not let you rook us out of our fun.

    oh quit your pigeon
    ok that was terrible

    This cawmbo of puns is pretty awful.
    Yet we still carrion.

    Bama on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh man, you can get crates as random drops in TF2 now.

    The only way to open these crates? With keys that you have to buy with real money from the store.

    Fucked up.

    :?

    D:

    :x

    This is not a good sign at all.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Every year at my old job they do a Customer Service week. This is their way of making it up to you for being overbearing jerks.

    This year's theme is fitness. They do costumes and games. This year the grand prize is a Wii and several games.

    Today my wife is going as...

    Richard Gene Simmons

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    Sheep on
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm always a little annoyed when I plug a different band into Pandora and get nothing but other bands I already listen to. Give me something new!

    YamiNoSenshi on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, I bet Winky is going to crow about his puns despite how awful they really are.

    At least mine aren't nearly as bird brained as yours.
    I figure quality isn't that big of a deal since we're all just winging it.

    aight you guys need to stop this malarkey
    I'll not let you rook us out of our fun.

    oh quit your pigeon
    ok that was terrible

    This cawmbo of puns is pretty awful.

    did you see the other one

    it's all for yoooooou

    God I love you. Run away with me.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    More crap in a game I won't care about since it doesn't affect my ability to set people on fire.

    Mazzyx on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Yep but how does that stop you from having fun in TF2?

    I see big crocodile tears over something that has no affect on a player's enjoyment of the game beyond NOOOOOES MICROTRANSACTIONS.

    You're the worst troll Lud.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm always a little annoyed when I plug a different band into Pandora and get nothing but other bands I already listen to. Give me something new!

    there are no new bands

    all possible bands have been discovered

    Arivia on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man. I couldn't finish my chem test last week because I didn't have enough time. I got a 53. The professor suggested I could have a learning disability. That wasn't much of a surprise but I've never had anyone call me on it!

    What the hell is happening. I used to breeze through everything with perfect grades.

    Sarksus on
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, I bet Winky is going to crow about his puns despite how awful they really are.

    At least mine aren't nearly as bird brained as yours.
    I figure quality isn't that big of a deal since we're all just winging it.

    aight you guys need to stop this malarkey
    I'll not let you rook us out of our fun.

    oh quit your pigeon
    ok that was terrible

    This cawmbo of puns is pretty awful.

    did you see the other one

    it's all for yoooooou

    God I love you. Run away with me.
    don't you mean fly away

    tyrannus on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Yep but how does that stop you from having fun in TF2?

    I see big crocodile tears over something that has no affect on a player's enjoyment of the game beyond NOOOOOES MICROTRANSACTIONS.

    Microtransactions foreshadow intentionally incomplete games and make for very unfortunate decisions.

    Valve's "Episodes" were obnoxious enough.

    Incenjucar on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man the boards are taking a dump today.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am going to go Arivia on you.
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also I don't think you know what the saying "crocodile tears" means. :P

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Yep but how does that stop you from having fun in TF2?

    I see big crocodile tears over something that has no affect on a player's enjoyment of the game beyond NOOOOOES MICROTRANSACTIONS.

    Microtransactions foreshadow intentionally incomplete games and make for very unfortunate decisions.

    Valve's "Episodes" were obnoxious enough.

    yeah but usually it's content that you couldn't otherwise get. at least here you pay for getting it right now, except the key/crate thing's a little like gambling.

    tyrannus on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man what the fuck

    4e rules have drawing a potion as a minor action

    fucking pathfinder and its requiring a million turns to drink a fucking potion

    Arch on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm not trolling?

    I think being upset over option microtransactions is silly.

    Ludious on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Welcome to college chem. It was the first class I ever flunked. But second time through I got a A so it can also be partly the teacher.

    I also found doing the lab with the class helped a lot. Also shit tons of studying. Man that is one class I really had to study for.

    Mazzyx on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Okay, for some reason at work, I'm having issues with the forum. It's just kinda hanging. It's not being blocked at work, but I'm losing 50% of my packets when I try to access the damn page. Works out if I use a web proxy.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    After playing Dread I'm going to have a really hard time playing Dungeons and Dragons. But Dread wouldn't work for a lighthearted fantasy romp. But Mutants and Masterminds seems to be the superior system over that...

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Man what the fuck

    4e rules have drawing a potion as a minor action

    fucking pathfinder and its requiring a million turns to drink a fucking potion

    since 2001 you have been able to draw potions as a free action if your hand is free

    woo frcs

    Arivia on
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I went to my genetics lab prof for help once to figure out why he was failing me at the midterm.

    he had given me 0s on my lab participation grade because my assigned lab partner had been literally destroying the lab behind my back.

    I asked him what I could do and he told me tough shit even though he knew I wasn't at fault. He told me my lab partner was the worst student he'd had in 50+ years of teaching.

    and then he insulted me because he thought I was shit for studying.

    then I got As in the genetics lecture and nearly everything else, but he still gave me a D.

    kaleedity on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    After playing Dread I'm going to have a really hard time playing Dungeons and Dragons. But Dread wouldn't work for a lighthearted fantasy romp. But Mutants and Masterminds seems to be the superior system over that...

    Dread sounds pretty cool

    Arch on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Okay, for some reason at work, I'm having issues with the forum. It's just kinda hanging. It's not being blocked at work, but I'm losing 50% of my packets when I try to access the damn page. Works out if I use a web proxy.
    I think that's just a coincidence. I'm getting the same poor performance on a residential connection.

    Bama on
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am going to go Arivia on you.
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    i think the raven guy's snare should've been called booby trap

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I went to my genetics lab prof for help once to figure out why he was failing me at the midterm.

    he had given me 0s on my lab participation grade because my assigned lab partner had been literally destroying the lab behind my back.

    I asked him what I could do and he told me tough shit even though he knew I wasn't at fault. He told me my lab partner was the worst student he'd had in 50+ years of teaching.

    and then he insulted me because he thought I was shit for studying.

    then I got As in the genetics lecture and nearly everything else, but he still gave me a D.

    what the hell

    Arch on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm not trolling?

    I think being upset over option microtransactions is silly.

    You're trolling because that's an unpopular viewpoint, duh.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Okay, for some reason at work, I'm having issues with the forum. It's just kinda hanging. It's not being blocked at work, but I'm losing 50% of my packets when I try to access the damn page. Works out if I use a web proxy.

    Alphamonkey would like to help you but you didn't pay your network support fee.

    Ludious on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I went to my genetics lab prof for help once to figure out why he was failing me at the midterm.

    he had given me 0s on my lab participation grade because my assigned lab partner had been literally destroying the lab behind my back.

    I asked him what I could do and he told me tough shit even though he knew I wasn't at fault. He told me my lab partner was the worst student he'd had in 50+ years of teaching.

    and then he insulted me because he thought I was shit for studying.

    then I got As in the genetics lecture and nearly everything else, but he still gave me a D.

    When I read this post I made this face
    face.jpg?w=560&h=560

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I am going to go Arivia on you.
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    i think the raven guy's snare should've been called booby trap

    Linking to explain the pun ruins it!

    You RUINED IT

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm not trolling?

    I think being upset over option microtransactions is silly.

    I don't like microtransactions that give a player gameplay benefits in a competitive multiplayer game.

    Deal with it.

    Inquisitor on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i feel like the universe is telling me that i should just work fast food forever

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Welcome to college chem. It was the first class I ever flunked. But second time through I got a A so it can also be partly the teacher.

    I also found doing the lab with the class helped a lot. Also shit tons of studying. Man that is one class I really had to study for.

    It's friggin' brutal.

    Sarksus on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm not trolling?

    I think being upset over option microtransactions is silly.

    I don't like microtransactions that give a player gameplay benefits in a competitive multiplayer game.

    Deal with it.

    all the fancy weapons and gadgets in the world won't make a sucky TF2 player good and having them or not won't keep a great tf2 player from owning your ass.

    Ludious on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I am going to go Arivia on you.
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    i think the raven guy's snare should've been called booby trap

    I am having a debate in my head that goes like this.

    "I should spend $10 and get Raven Guy."
    "No, you spent money on Miss Fortune and the Waterloo skin. And a bunch of other skins!"
    "But he looks cool."
    "You haven't even played him."
    "He has a pirate skin, I want that too."
    "Goddamnit, no."
    "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!"

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I went to my genetics lab prof for help once to figure out why he was failing me at the midterm.

    he had given me 0s on my lab participation grade because my assigned lab partner had been literally destroying the lab behind my back.

    I asked him what I could do and he told me tough shit even though he knew I wasn't at fault. He told me my lab partner was the worst student he'd had in 50+ years of teaching.

    and then he insulted me because he thought I was shit for studying.

    then I got As in the genetics lecture and nearly everything else, but he still gave me a D.

    When I read this post I made this face
    face.jpg?w=560&h=560

    When I read this post I made a face
    it was kinda a squinty face

    Arivia on
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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    in terms of puns: I actually said "Foucault or Foucault not, there is no Marx" in class today.

    Oh man

    A couple of years ago I was in a class on the philosophy of science, and we were introduced to the New Problem of Induction by the prof asking, verbatim, "Have any of you ever encountered grue before?"

    To which I naturally replied, "This one time, in the basement of a white house? It was dark."

    Crickets.

    Salvation122 on
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