"Can you show me how to change the default font in my email?"
Said aloud: "Sure." Thought: oh, no...
"I want it to be this color." *picks blue*
"How about something darker for contrast?" *change it to dark blue*
"Oh, that just looks like black to me. I like blue."
"Alright."
"I'd like to use Comic Sans or Tahoma." You should have mentioned Papyrus for the Trifecta of badness.
"How about Tahoma? It's easier to read."
"Actually... do Comic Sans. Nobody ever uses Comic Sans." Nobody ever eats their own feces, either. Sometimes there are reasons for these things.
The dog is very clingy to my mother and I. We're having trouble getting him to chill out a bit and just lay down. Meanwhile the cat is getting bolder about moving near the dog, but every time she gets close to him she swats him. Got him on the snout once already. Poor dog doesn't know how to react except to try and hide behind a human.
"Can you show me how to change the default font in my email?"
Said aloud: "Sure." Thought: oh, no...
"I want it to be this color." *picks blue*
"How about something darker for contrast?" *change it to dark blue*
"Oh, that just looks like black to me. I like blue."
"Alright."
"I'd like to use Comic Sans or Tahoma." You should have mentioned Papyrus for the Trifecta of badness.
"How about Tahoma? It's easier to read."
"Actually... do Comic Sans. Nobody ever uses Comic Sans." Nobody ever eats their own feces, either. Sometimes there are reasons for these things.
I watched our CEO rip a salesguy a new one for using comic sans. Told him how unprofessional it was. That moment gives me the warm fuzzies when I think about it.
why didn't you record it?
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I don't understand why the program I tried first to convert from mp4 to wmv was going to end up taking several hours for this video, whereas the one I'm using now is taking.....approximately the same amount of time as the length of the video.
"Can you show me how to change the default font in my email?"
Said aloud: "Sure." Thought: oh, no...
"I want it to be this color." *picks blue*
"How about something darker for contrast?" *change it to dark blue*
"Oh, that just looks like black to me. I like blue."
"Alright."
"I'd like to use Comic Sans or Tahoma." You should have mentioned Papyrus for the Trifecta of badness.
"How about Tahoma? It's easier to read."
"Actually... do Comic Sans. Nobody ever uses Comic Sans." Nobody ever eats their own feces, either. Sometimes there are reasons for these things.
Too many people use Comic Sans.
My professor gave out automatic F's to any student who used Papyrus or Comic Sans in our typography course.
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The dog is very clingy to my mother and I. We're having trouble getting him to chill out a bit and just lay down. Meanwhile the cat is getting bolder about moving near the dog, but every time she gets close to him she swats him. Got him on the snout once already. Poor dog doesn't know how to react except to try and hide behind a human.
Cat's establishing dominance, my kitty did that to the corgi, eventually once the cat feels shes in the power position she'll soften up.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I don't understand why the program I tried first to convert from mp4 to wmv was going to end up taking several hours for this video, whereas the one I'm using now is taking.....approximately the same amount of time as the length of the video.
....which is about 45 minutes, to be clear.
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I don't understand why the program I tried first to convert from mp4 to wmv was going to end up taking several hours for this video, whereas the one I'm using now is taking.....approximately the same amount of time as the length of the video.
What were you using before and what are you using now.
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I don't understand why the program I tried first to convert from mp4 to wmv was going to end up taking several hours for this video, whereas the one I'm using now is taking.....approximately the same amount of time as the length of the video.
What were you using before and what are you using now.
SUPER before, VideoPad Video Editor now.
Edit: And VPVE isn't even a conversion program! I just imported the mp4, combined all the clips into one video, and told it to save as a wmv, and voila!
"Can you show me how to change the default font in my email?"
Said aloud: "Sure." Thought: oh, no...
"I want it to be this color." *picks blue*
"How about something darker for contrast?" *change it to dark blue*
"Oh, that just looks like black to me. I like blue."
"Alright."
"I'd like to use Comic Sans or Tahoma." You should have mentioned Papyrus for the Trifecta of badness.
"How about Tahoma? It's easier to read."
"Actually... do Comic Sans. Nobody ever uses Comic Sans." Nobody ever eats their own feces, either. Sometimes there are reasons for these things.
Too many people use Comic Sans.
If nobody used it it would still be too many people
"Can you show me how to change the default font in my email?"
Said aloud: "Sure." Thought: oh, no...
"I want it to be this color." *picks blue*
"How about something darker for contrast?" *change it to dark blue*
"Oh, that just looks like black to me. I like blue."
"Alright."
"I'd like to use Comic Sans or Tahoma." You should have mentioned Papyrus for the Trifecta of badness.
"How about Tahoma? It's easier to read."
"Actually... do Comic Sans. Nobody ever uses Comic Sans." Nobody ever eats their own feces, either. Sometimes there are reasons for these things.
Too many people use Comic Sans.
My professor gave out automatic F's to any student who used Papyrus or Comic Sans in our typography course.
This is entirely appropriate.
Need to make one more change, then I'm sticking with this for a bit.
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What is a good menu to bring with for a picnic? (There will only be one other person at this particular picnic. :winky: )
So far I'm thinking:
Red Wine + cups
"Fancy" bread (focaccia?)
"Fancy" cheese (and also fresh mozzarella)
Salami/Prosciutto
Stuffed olives
Wheat Thins
Strawberries
and maybe some mixed nuts but I'm thinking to nix that.
She said she'll bake something to bring along so I figure no 'dessert' item as that would be kind of a slap in the face. What should be added/changed?
I'd drop the nuts. Too salty with the meats and olives.
Too...much...innuendo...must...resist...
I was also maybe thinking of banana pudding. Would that be a good idea? Creamy banana pudding squirting onto those berries?
Also, the fancy bread may or may not be coming from your bakery via that Pastoral in the loop. (I may just grab it at the Jewel before I come into class in the morning so I have everything.) Any suggestions?
I'd say just a straight baguette honestly, very classic French lunch with wine, meat and cheese. If you wanted to be a little fancier, get one of the grain rings, if they sell them whole at Pastoral.
I was thinking of going a bit more Mediterranean, but I suppose French could be okay as well. Hmm.
It's too bad they don't show their products online like Fox & Obel, but apparently they actually have picnic baskets you can order. Not that I'd want to spend ~$40 on it and it'd probably be too much stuff but now I have a comparison point I suppose.
They'll have plain and sourdough baguettes, a mixed fruit and nut loaf, the grain ring, their "peasant" bread which is basically just a round white loaf, the Miche bread which is a wheat sourdough, plain ciabatta, plain sourdough and a raisin fennel bread.
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I'd be working in a PI's office, receiving information and video from the actual investigators, and editing/summarizing it for the clients. Sounds really interesting and fun.
I love people whining about the new wow patch, especially the tanks. Delicious tears I DRINK THEM UP!
what happen?
from what I understand, new mechanics have been added to make tanking more active, and the removal of the defense stat may have messed up the gear people have been building for a year
is it bad if i decide i am tired of trying to be a friend to someone who is just super flakey and will be excited about doing things sometimes, and flake out 75% of the time, or just be hard to get in contact with
half the time the friend will be the one to bring up the plan and flake out
i give up on them
i am tired of being their friend anymore even tho i enjoy persons company and we get along well the few times we can actually meet up
i am lazy but can you be friends with someone you only see like once every 2 months really
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Arivia, isn't that one of Frosteey's old sigs?
Or am I mixed up?
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I love people whining about the new wow patch, especially the tanks. Delicious tears I DRINK THEM UP!
what happen?
DPS players especially casters got a massive increase, threat and tank dps in tank gear saw a decrease. People refuse to adjust to using dps pieces to up a threat threshold instead call the whole system broken.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'd be working in a PI's office, receiving information and video from the actual investigators, and editing/summarizing it for the clients. Sounds really interesting and fun.
What will happen:
People will be far, far more concerned with how the presentation is put together than the information it contains.
I'd be working in a PI's office, receiving information and video from the actual investigators, and editing/summarizing it for the clients. Sounds really interesting and fun.
so, basically you get to tell people that their spouse is cheating on them? sounds like it could be fun.
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yes you could
Too many people use Comic Sans.
Barry Soetoro
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't get it.
why didn't you record it?
My professor gave out automatic F's to any student who used Papyrus or Comic Sans in our typography course.
They made a racist bulletin board and he's mad.
Cat's establishing dominance, my kitty did that to the corgi, eventually once the cat feels shes in the power position she'll soften up.
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I'd say Obama is the most well known member of that group
The notorious BIG so to speak
What were you using before and what are you using now.
Edit: And VPVE isn't even a conversion program! I just imported the mp4, combined all the clips into one video, and told it to save as a wmv, and voila!
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If nobody used it it would still be too many people
So the punchline is that Joe Biden is secretly racist?
How did it change tanking? I am just curious since that is what I did.
Or a bad jokester.
The punchline is that Obama makes the best faces.
Moniker you are like a joke assasin.
pleasepaypreacher.net
This is entirely appropriate.
Need to make one more change, then I'm sticking with this for a bit.
this is why it was a bad show
what happen?
you lookin' to die
AAAAAARGH FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCK I SWEAR I'LL-
oh wait it's Feral
I guess he must have posted this ironically
not realizing the changes it brings on in me
I'd be working in a PI's office, receiving information and video from the actual investigators, and editing/summarizing it for the clients. Sounds really interesting and fun.
from what I understand, new mechanics have been added to make tanking more active, and the removal of the defense stat may have messed up the gear people have been building for a year
I imagine some tanks aren't happy with this
half the time the friend will be the one to bring up the plan and flake out
i give up on them
i am tired of being their friend anymore even tho i enjoy persons company and we get along well the few times we can actually meet up
i am lazy but can you be friends with someone you only see like once every 2 months really
Or am I mixed up?
howl at the nigerian moon, jacob
DPS players especially casters got a massive increase, threat and tank dps in tank gear saw a decrease. People refuse to adjust to using dps pieces to up a threat threshold instead call the whole system broken.
pleasepaypreacher.net
What will happen:
People will be far, far more concerned with how the presentation is put together than the information it contains.
This has been my experience.
so, basically you get to tell people that their spouse is cheating on them? sounds like it could be fun.
I get the anger, and I suppose the giant roid muscles are kind of explicable but why do you turn green?