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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't recall Ladder Theory starting as a satire. I'm pretty certain it was serious from the beginning.

    i don't think so

    even on their community-run wiki where everyone is a believer it says in the intro it was meant to be satirical and provocative, but folks have found truth in t

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    What the fuck just happened?

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    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't think The Manga Guide to Databases is the best way for me to learn databases.

    But the supervisor said I have to get it studied in a week.

    This cannot be a real post

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    i kind of want to learn how to make chiptunes

    on like, an nes chip

    do it right and all

    i dont' know where to begin

    the era of hardware is over, just get a few softsynths. There's a guy with a collection of freebie softsynths, several of which are explicitly designed to mimic iconic NES sounds and chiptuney tones, but i'm drawing a blank on his name.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't think The Manga Guide to Databases is the best way for me to learn databases.

    But the supervisor said I have to get it studied in a week.

    I've seen that book recommend in the tech forum.

    Alternate theory: I'm too stupid to understand databases.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    We should teach kindness to animals to children.

    I'm okay with that. I'm less okay with it being a constitutional amendment.

    is it currently being discussed as one?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i kind of want to learn how to make chiptunes

    on like, an nes chip

    do it right and all

    i dont' know where to begin

    the era of hardware is over, just get a few softsynths. There's a guy with a collection of freebie softsynths, several of which are explicitly designed to mimic iconic NES sounds and chiptuney tones, but i'm drawing a blank on his name.

    alright cool

    gonna be a rising new star in the chiptunes world

    lookout here comes arch

    from the basement

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    How do you have sex from across your separate twin beds.

    i guess i just have a big dong

    how would you do it?

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I don't think The Manga Guide to Databases is the best way for me to learn databases.

    But the supervisor said I have to get it studied in a week.

    This cannot be a real post

    My supervisor has four monitors. It's amazing how many anime schoolgirls can fit on a desktop wallpaper for four monitors.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    We should teach kindness to animals to children.

    I'm okay with that. I'm less okay with it being a constitutional amendment.

    is it currently being discussed as one?

    It is one in Texas.

    Focus!

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I don't think The Manga Guide to Databases is the best way for me to learn databases.

    But the supervisor said I have to get it studied in a week.

    This cannot be a real post

    My supervisor has four monitors. It's amazing how many anime schoolgirls can fit on a desktop wallpaper for four monitors.

    new job is good then?

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I don't think The Manga Guide to Databases is the best way for me to learn databases.

    But the supervisor said I have to get it studied in a week.

    This cannot be a real post

    My supervisor has four monitors. It's amazing how many anime schoolgirls can fit on a desktop wallpaper for four monitors.

    new job is good then?

    I'm enjoying it so far. I'm learning a lot. Kind of banging my head against the keyboard right now, though.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    We should teach kindness to animals to children.

    I'm okay with that. I'm less okay with it being a constitutional amendment.

    is it currently being discussed as one?

    It is one in Texas.

    Focus!

    was listening to chiptunes

    now i am confused

    on one hand texas hates the gays and wants them treated like animals

    on the other hand they are required to teach their kids to be nice to animals?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    We should teach kindness to animals to children.

    I'm okay with that. I'm less okay with it being a constitutional amendment.

    is it currently being discussed as one?

    It came up because I pointed out that one of the amendments to the Texas Constitution requires it.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Well, if all those things are true then there can only be the one reason.

    Having a dick the size of Arch's?

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am okay with the vast majority of jokes- lazy eye, holocaust, whatever- but occasionally someone rubs me the wrong way or i detect a note of malice or authenticity beneath the laughter

    then i might ask them to stop

    Don't worry, 'Chu.

    Whenever I'm laughing it's always at you and it's always malicious

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Well, if all those things are true then there can only be the one reason.

    Having a dick the size of Arch's?

    huge?

    Arch on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    basically ladder theory is a set of ideas about the dynamics of attraction between men and women. it started off as satire but now a lot of people are way serious about it.

    I just googled it and it looks like terrible people making excuses for why they can't get laid.

    Like "abloobloobloo my personality and intelligence and sense of humor are FLAWLESS and should be universally beloved, clearly the reason I am not swimming in pussy is because women are vapid cunts" or some similar excuse.

    need more negs

    need more peacocking

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ok, Minecraft conundrum. I have furnaces! I have iron ore! I have flint! But to start a fire in the furnace to make an iron bar to make flint and steel to start a fire I need an iron bar which I need to smelt which needs flint and steel. :?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The ladder theory is an excellent test to determine if someone is stupid enough to warrant beatings.

    It's a test of maturity. Hell it's basically a test to determine if you've become a man yet.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, Minecraft conundrum. I have furnaces! I have iron ore! I have flint! But to start a fire in the furnace to make an iron bar to make flint and steel to start a fire I need an iron bar which I need to smelt which needs flint and steel. :?

    no just put a piece of coal in the furnace

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Simple majority to pass referenda, 2/3 majority needed to raise taxes, iirc.

    okay so yeah

    I don't feel I need to know anything more

    it's like a still from a high speed camera showing a flaming tank truck going down the highway with rockets strapped to it at 500 km/hr

    I don't really need further information to know that it's not going to end well

    what ends up happening is that partway through the year, the money runs out and employees get sent home and contractors start suing the state, etc.

    it's obviously really poor government planning, but it's not a fiscal catastrophe the way that spain, greece or like every country in africa is.[/QUOTE]

    yeah it was a tangent

    being a fiscal catasrophe does not preclude you from being an economy

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Well, if all those things are true then there can only be the one reason.

    Having a dick the size of Arch's?

    huge?

    I don't know, does your enormous penis terrify women away? Are they afraid of being rent asunder?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    How do you have sex from across your separate twin beds.

    i guess i just have a big dong

    how would you do it?

    Age my values 40 years.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, Minecraft conundrum. I have furnaces! I have iron ore! I have flint! But to start a fire in the furnace to make an iron bar to make flint and steel to start a fire I need an iron bar which I need to smelt which needs flint and steel. :?

    Hint: You don't need to start a fire in the furnace. You need fuel for it. Get coal or wooden stuff. Put it in the furnace.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i kind of want to learn how to make chiptunes

    on like, an nes chip

    do it right and all

    i dont' know where to begin

    the era of hardware is over, just get a few softsynths. There's a guy with a collection of freebie softsynths, several of which are explicitly designed to mimic iconic NES sounds and chiptuney tones, but i'm drawing a blank on his name.

    If you wanna at least seem legit though LSDJ is pretty dope, and it runs on Nintendo hardware so that helps the street cred. I've seen some pretty cool projects that I think uses a bluetooth receiver to connect wiimotes with a pc, then sends it out as midi to an arduinoboy to a gameboy running LSDJ. Long story short, you can play songs with a wii rock band controller that get's played through a gameboy's sound chip.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, Minecraft conundrum. I have furnaces! I have iron ore! I have flint! But to start a fire in the furnace to make an iron bar to make flint and steel to start a fire I need an iron bar which I need to smelt which needs flint and steel. :?

    No you don't, you can use wood or coal too.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    alright cool

    gonna be a rising new star in the chiptunes world

    lookout here comes arch

    from the basement

    Aw yeah.

    Just get fruityloops or whatnot as a sequencer, plug in a few softsynths (super easy) and off you go!

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, Minecraft conundrum. I have furnaces! I have iron ore! I have flint! But to start a fire in the furnace to make an iron bar to make flint and steel to start a fire I need an iron bar which I need to smelt which needs flint and steel. :?

    no just put a piece of coal in the furnace

    I seem to recall a picture that showed lava in the furnace as well.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

    It doesn't last as long but if you can't find coal then it's an alternative.

    You can dump a bucket of lava in there as well.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

    yes

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i kind of want to learn how to make chiptunes

    on like, an nes chip

    do it right and all

    i dont' know where to begin

    the era of hardware is over, just get a few softsynths. There's a guy with a collection of freebie softsynths, several of which are explicitly designed to mimic iconic NES sounds and chiptuney tones, but i'm drawing a blank on his name.

    If you wanna at least seem legit though LSDJ is pretty dope, and it runs on Nintendo hardware so that helps the street cred. I've seen some pretty cool projects that I think uses a bluetooth receiver to connect wiimotes with a pc, then sends it out as midi to an arduinoboy to a gameboy running LSDJ. Long story short, you can play songs with a wii rock band controller that get's played through a gameboy's sound chip.

    whoaaaaaa

    i have no ide what half this means though, or how to do it

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    How do you have sex from across your separate twin beds.

    i guess i just have a big dong

    how would you do it?

    Age my values 40 years.

    you have values?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    The ladder theory is an excellent test to determine if someone is stupid enough to warrant beatings.

    It's a test of maturity. Hell it's basically a test to determine if you've become a man yet.

    Did you bag at least an eight?

    NOW YER A MAYOWN!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

    It doesn't last as long but if you can't find coal then it's an alternative.

    You can dump a bucket of lava in there as well.

    this consumes the bucket as well, naturally

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

    It doesn't last as long but if you can't find coal then it's an alternative.

    You can dump a bucket of lava in there as well.

    i knew the lava one, i DO live in a volcano

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    earlier i youtubed around some men's outfits and one was like 'how to dress to get women' or whatever

    anyway i clicked on a few related videos of this guy and i guess he's basically a dating coach or something? i dunno

    but it was funny because he was like 'women are people. you don't 'open them up'. they're not cans. you don't 'neg' them, you fucking idiot.'

    it was pretty grea

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Well, if all those things are true then there can only be the one reason.

    Having a dick the size of Arch's?

    huge?

    I think he meant a dick your size, like literally a hobbit sized penis.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    How do you have sex from across your separate twin beds.

    i guess i just have a big dong

    how would you do it?

    Age my values 40 years.

    you have values?

    Yes, check my .xml file.

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