Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.
What are you talking about it's an enormously complicated process
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Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.
All you have to do is jam your fingers in there. We apparently just move our hands up and down. But vibrators and fleshlghts make it better!
Sarks what year is your detective piece written? Is it contemporary?
I'm trying to downplay the time as much as possible but either the twenties or eighties, I guess. Those are the two times that keep popping in my head when I'm imagining what everything looks like.
You'll have to avoid using any slang if you don't want to tie it down to a particular era.
Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.
Good job showing a lack of understanding of male masturbation.
Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.
All you have to do is jam your fingers in there. We apparently just move our hands up and down. But vibrators and fleshlghts make it better!
It's like, "Here is a vibrating object, that can be used for things where vibration is applicable" vs. "Here is a fake vagina jammed into a flashlight-shaped object that you fuck".
I could keep a hot dog in the fleshlight for my lunch. It has legitimate uses just like a vibrator apparently does!
This makes those "banana keeper" things much more creepy now.
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Sarks what year is your detective piece written? Is it contemporary?
I'm trying to downplay the time as much as possible but either the twenties or eighties, I guess. Those are the two times that keep popping in my head when I'm imagining what everything looks like.
You'll have to avoid using any slang if you don't want to tie it down to a particular era.
Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.
Good job showing a lack of understanding of male masturbation.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
I think we all know the real reason dildos are acceptable while fleshlights are not is that vaginas are icky whereas dicks are the glorious and beautiful tools of the gods.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
There was a comic on Oglaf about something like that.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
There's an entire Sexy Losers arc about this exact thing! Then she gets granted life by the fuckdoll fairy.
I think we all know the real reason dildos are acceptable while fleshlights are not is that vaginas are icky whereas dicks are the glorious and beautiful tools of the gods.
Dildos have also been around since the ice age while fleshlights are modern and new inventions created thanks to modern technology.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
and then Cass wrote the antirotica
It's also like the entire plot of the second Ghost in the Shell movie.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
and then Cass wrote the antirotica
sounds like a Joss Whedon show
only if the real doll was sassy and only suffered ptsd when it was convinient for the plot.
Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.
You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
and then Cass wrote the antirotica
sounds like a Joss Whedon show
you sound like a Joss Whedon show, Mr. Witty Rejoinder! :x
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What are you talking about it's an enormously complicated process
psh women
All you have to do is jam your fingers in there. We apparently just move our hands up and down. But vibrators and fleshlghts make it better!
You'll have to avoid using any slang if you don't want to tie it down to a particular era.
Good job showing a lack of understanding of male masturbation.
I just want you to play titanquest with than and I
I'll be the healer
and you can be the guy that harasses Than
Sarksus, subtle master of pleasure
I might just go back to sleep.
Yes, they are very creepy.
Yeah I haven't used the word 'dame' yet.
pillow chan is sad
you can't hug them like you can a nice fuckpillow
wait, people are harassing Than in tq?
I want in.
I wonder what androids will think about real dolls.
thom and taranis played too
I have 3 level sevens
Gynofacist.
Those Japanese anime sex pillows creep me the hell out
This is a solid point.
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You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
There was a comic on Oglaf about something like that.
and then Cass wrote the antirotica
I bought it forever ago, dusted it off and played with Than once and HappyLilElf once, now it's gathering dust again.
Nerd let's kill monsters, take their loot, and not feel bad about being glorified thugs.
Now that's a hell.
Dildos have also been around since the ice age while fleshlights are modern and new inventions created thanks to modern technology.
sounds like a Joss Whedon show
I like how he took some bites out of her food so it looks like she was eating
also jesus that's so much food, even if his animu girl was real that would be a lot, no wonder this guy's resorted to fucking a pillow
It's also like the entire plot of the second Ghost in the Shell movie.
only if the real doll was sassy and only suffered ptsd when it was convinient for the plot.
you sound like a Joss Whedon show, Mr. Witty Rejoinder! :x
granted life by the what
thats our pet name for each other
I think that's just a ploy so he can order double the food and just pretend like he's ordering it for his pillow.