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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jesus camp handjobs! Stay classy, True Blood.

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    zeenyzeeny Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Firefly had a story and characters and what else do you want.

    a setting

    god sarksus how can you be so undiscerning?

    My book doesn't have a setting.

    And all of the characters are dead.

    Uuuh, that won't work. You need one who's alive so (s)he can have sex with all the others. Then just sign it Laurell K Hamilton and it would sell.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh wait, that's a good idea. Part of the book should literally have no characters.

    Read cosmicomics before I punch you to death.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That line of questioning leads only to madness Salv.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jesus camp handjobs! Stay classy, True Blood.

    This sounds like a show I should be watching.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buy me the book Inquisitor! DUH!

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey jkosh, thank you for suggesting Blue Velvet

    It was pretty awesome

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Also, who was Cattle Crasher?

    oboro

    seemed obsy to me

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Awesome. An episode of Countdown has been canned 'cos one of the contestants from the letters 'DTCEIASHF' suggested "shitface" which, while being in the dictionary, Channel 4 has deemed an inappropriate word for a weekday afternoon programme.

    Of course, if he'd thought about it a bit he could have got the magical nine letter word.

    I hear they're running a thoughtful, sensitive documentry instead.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    So one of my exes is grading student papers and posting about it on Facebook:
    a student wrote:
    "When you hear the words 'Jim Crow' I bet you wonder, 'who is that person?'"

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't think my coworker realizes I only have one earbud in and can hear him. He keeps doing this weird thing where he starts singing but gives up after a few lines and just makes these odd moaning/warbling noises.

    I should probably let him know so he doesn't keep being goofy, but it's kind of funny.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    So one of my exes is grading student papers and posting about it on Facebook:
    a student wrote:
    "When you hear the words 'Jim Crow' I bet you wonder, 'who is that person?'"

    Most people reading that probably do think that.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    we're not allowed to say who people are alts of

    we're not supposed to facilitate their attention-seeking

    like that guy who burned down that greek temple so he could be famous

    what's his name

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Awesome. An episode of Countdown has been canned 'cos one of the contestants from the letters 'DTCEIASHF' suggested "shitface" which, while being in the dictionary, Channel 4 has deemed an inappropriate word for a weekday afternoon programme.

    Of course, if he'd thought about it a bit he could have got the magical nine letter word.

    dshitface?

    What was it? I put "shitfaced" into an anagram generator and it couldn't give me a one-word answer.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Buy me the book Inquisitor! DUH!

    Library, do you speak it?

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also, not happy about the predicted loss of the Today Programme tomorrow due to the strikes.

    What the hell will I listen to in the morning?

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    zeenyzeeny Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't think my coworker realizes I only have one earbud in and can hear him. He keeps doing this weird thing where he starts singing but gives up after a lines and just makes these odd moaning/warbling noises.

    I should probably let him know so he doesn't keep being goofy, but it's kind of funny.

    ...just continue the song when he stops. He's obviously waiting for a brave soul to pick him up.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jesus camp handjobs! Stay classy, True Blood.

    This sounds like a show I should be watching.

    Even at it's lowest point, it is still fun.

    And the actress who plays Sookie really, REALLY gets into her sex scenes. There was one this season that looked kind of like they went for it for real.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Buy me the book Inquisitor! DUH!

    Library, do you speak it?

    Oh yeah, those.

    I guess I could do that.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    cass is mean just FYI

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    we need two more for LoL

    come ooooon

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fought urge to eat wings.

    and won.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Itt: we discover that "shitfaced" is not a term used in the colonies.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Itt: we discover that "shitfaced" is not a term used in the colonies.

    what?

    yes it is.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jesus camp handjobs! Stay classy, True Blood.

    This sounds like a show I should be watching.

    Even at it's lowest point, it is still fun.

    And the actress who plays Sookie really, REALLY gets into her sex scenes. There was one this season that looked kind of like they went for it for real.

    I find all of the sex scenes unbearably awkward, but it is a very silly and fun program. Although I think it is merrily chugging along towards becoming something rather like the later series of Buffy.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jesus camp handjobs! Stay classy, True Blood.

    This sounds like a show I should be watching.

    Even at it's lowest point, it is still fun.

    And the actress who plays Sookie really, REALLY gets into her sex scenes. There was one this season that looked kind of like they went for it for real.

    Anna Paquin is pretty awesome.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    All Of A Sudden, The Streets Are Empty
    You Stand Up, Open Your Eye-Lids
    You In A Trench Coat, It’s French, You Look Stylish
    You Walk In The Silence, Not Sure What The Time Is
    It’s Totally Twilight, The Sky Is Violet
    An Abandoned House, Look Ahead You See
    Some Open The Door, Yes It’s Me
    With The Meanest Penis You Ever Seen
    You On Your Period, With No Tampon
    You Kneel Down And Get With The Vibe
    Your Period Blood Has Crystalized
    You Offer Me The Red Crystal, It’s Ill
    Grab Hold Of The Mic Tight, Tonight’s The Night
    The Vibe Is Live, Pump Up The Base
    I Got Tentacles Coming Out My Face
    I Rise Into The Air Cut Myself Open
    Warm Blood Pours Down All Round
    I Speak From The Deep Cut In Between My Thighs
    You Covered In Blood Rubbing Your Boobs, Feeling Nice

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Itt: we discover that "shitfaced" is not a term used in the colonies.

    what?

    yes it is.

    I presume, in that case, that people were being ironical.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Itt: we discover that "shitfaced" is not a term used in the colonies.

    Its cute how special you British think you are sometimes :D

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fought urge to eat wings.

    and won.

    such is my life

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    QUIZZY YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SHOW MY POETRY TO PEOPLE

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    yeah that was a dumb joke, sal. sorry

    oboro is who you are thinking of though

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Awesome. An episode of Countdown has been canned 'cos one of the contestants from the letters 'DTCEIASHF' suggested "shitface" which, while being in the dictionary, Channel 4 has deemed an inappropriate word for a weekday afternoon programme.

    Of course, if he'd thought about it a bit he could have got the magical nine letter word.

    dshitface?

    What was it? I put "shitfaced" into an anagram generator and it couldn't give me a one-word answer.

    shitfaced. he missed the "d" off his answer.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Itt: we discover that "shitfaced" is not a term used in the colonies.

    Its cute how special you British think you are sometimes :D

    what about fanny

    hmmm

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    QUIZZY YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SHOW MY POETRY TO PEOPLE

    It must be shared!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Hey jkosh, thank you for suggesting Blue Velvet

    It was pretty awesome

    if you get a chance, please post about it in the instant watch thread! I'm really eager to hear what you thought.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what the hell is ironical

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    what the hell is ironical

    Canonical Iron.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    cass is mean just FYI

    i have been saying this forever

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Cass berated me the entire time I played that game.

    It is the reason why I quit and took up hard liquor.

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