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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    @dk: I don't entirely understand but that sounds pretty cool.

    The computer is connected to a high-magnification live-cell microscope. It can watch cells grow and divide. You can see individual chromosomes if everything's looking good.

    I developed a computer vision system that can control the microscope and watch cells do their cellular things.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

    I did it. It only took 3 solid days of grinding and grinding and grinding away at the code, but I fucking did it. The computer can tell the difference between different drugs just by watching the way the cell wiggles. It can tell with surprising accuracy if the cell cycle is going to arrest soon.

    Everyone who isn't me can suck it. Research4lyfe.

    The drug companies are going to murder you now. :(

    "Naive researcher found dead in his apartment early Wednesday morning after having his Viagra prescription mistakenly swapped with one for rat poison. Pharmacist claims the deceased has no reason to complain and that the pills he was given still did their intended job, stating 'well he's stiff, ain't he?'"

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Idea for new video game morality system:
    Each action you take with real consequences (including dialogue) is put in a certain category, and people will value those categories differently: for instance, if a guy is being very rude to you and you're rude back, many people will not think any less of you, some will tsk-tsk, and some will approve of you having backbone. Thoughts?

    I think morality systems in RPGs are terrible.

    I think they are a stupid idea that need to die.

    A superior option is to have influence/reputation scores that are individual to NPCs/factions in the game

    which sorta accomplishes what you are describing but without some kind of baloney universal alignment system

    none of this YOU STOLE FROM THESE PEOPLE CLEARLY YOU ARE EVIL bullshit

    no

    you stole from these people, and they saw you do it, so now they hate you and think you're criminal scum

    but other people, especially their enemies, think you're pretty okay

    Fallout New Vegas is pretty schizophrenic with this bullshit. It has a morality system and a faction reputation system and the two are sometimes at odds with each other.

    for example, i get bad Karma for stealing from Powder Gangers (because stealing is wrong) but i get good Karma for murdering Powder Gangers (because Powder Gangers are evil)

    what the fucking fuck?

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Idea for new video game morality system:
    Each action you take with real consequences (including dialogue) is put in a certain category, and people will value those categories differently: for instance, if a guy is being very rude to you and you're rude back, many people will not think any less of you, some will tsk-tsk, and some will approve of you having backbone. Thoughts?

    Sorta already existed in Baldur's Gate 2. Probably 1.

    Baldur's Gate 1 had it with a patch. But yeah, it's from Baldur's Gate 2. That game did it pretty well, too.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    in case you are wondering

    the reason for the Karma weirdness i described from Fallout New Vegas is because the game has only one "system" for denoting items as property of other NPCs: it highlights them in red and if you are spotted taking those items by an NPC that is part of the owner's faction, they freak out.

    you get bad Karma for taking red-highlighted items, since that's considered "stealing" from those NPCs. however, if you loot items off of those NPC's dead bodies, there's no change in Karma (although you might get negative Karma for killing them), nor do you get any negative Karma for looting places that have been considered unoccupied or items that are considered public.

    some NPCs are considered "evil" in the game (Powder Gangers, Fiend Raiders) and you get positive Karma for killing them, but because the game can't make a distinction between the (red-highlighted) property of "good" NPCs and "evil" NPCs, stealing from evil people is wrong, but killing evil people is okay!

    this is even true after the NPCs who owned the items are dead, but doesn't apply to items on their person.

    conclusion: alignment systems are often schizophrenic and ridiculous riddled with coding limitations that create oddities in how they operate

    don't use em

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    @dk: I don't entirely understand but that sounds pretty cool.

    The computer is connected to a high-magnification live-cell microscope. It can watch cells grow and divide. You can see individual chromosomes if everything's looking good.

    I developed a computer vision system that can control the microscope and watch cells do their cellular things.

    wow, look at DK doing stuff

    not like the rest of our scientists

    not doing stuff

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    111 pages?

    Who killed jk? Who tied up Elki? Who dropped Will off at a metal show?

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So apparently City of Heroes no longer lets everyone with an account play for a couple of days when a new issue is released. Damn.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i have come to a realization

    it's impossible for me to take apocalyptic survivalism discussions seriously

    and i don't just mean ludicrous fictional apocalypses like "what if aliens invaded?" or "what if the dead rose?" or whatever

    i mean even like "what if the global economy collapses and the government imploded?" or whatever

    i can't take those conversations seriously or participate in them anymore

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So apparently City of Heroes no longer lets everyone with an account play for a couple of days when a new issue is released. Damn.

    that has never been the case

    ever

    usually around the time of a big content upgrade, about 2-4 times a year, they will do a "free weekend" where anyone who has had an account can play for free

    but those are big deals they announce well ahead of time, and do not generally coincide with the release of a new Issue

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh. I thought I did that for 16 or something. Oh well.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony

    what if all cats disappeared

    D:

    D:D:

    D:D:D:

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It would truly be a utopia.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony

    what if all cats disappeared

    D:

    D:D:

    D:D:D:

    i would be sad

    i love my cats

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony

    what if all cats disappeared

    D:

    D:D:

    D:D:D:

    Lets assume that I took the cover of "The Death of Grass" by John Christopher and cleverly changed Grass to Cats, and then I posted it. And then you smiled. And it was just like it used to be. When I still loved you. When every day wasn't grinding me down further and further.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dogs would become smug.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think Pony is just jealous because he requires modern society to remain alive.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMtBRxiBYk

    this video is culturally significant

    oh adriana lima

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bloody hell, that was not a fun commute.

    In other news, it seems that wearing a hat makes me look at least 5 years younger than I am.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Bloody hell, that was not a fun commute.

    In other news, it seems that wearing a hat makes me look at least 5 years younger than I am.

    I should get myself to work. It's cold outside though. Where are my huskies?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's a Fleshlight based on Avatar.

    Let that sink in.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    someone make a new chat

    someone

    do

    it

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