Man, I saw one of those pro-HFCS ads yesterday and I'm like... can we just bring on the censorship? I can't watch people have sex but I have to watch this shit?
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Growing up, two of my friends lived pretty close together. And one night me and my best friend got bored and snuck out to our other friend's house around 2 am or so. We opened up the window above his bed and very carefully applied some tabasco sauce to his lips. Then being dumb, we just poured a bunch on his lips because we didn't know if a little would be enough. Which caused him to wake up sputtering. At which point we took off and ran like hell. The next day he called us, and I think he told us we were fucking assholes but we were laughing too hard.
You taught him a valuable lesson about leaving windows unlatched. That tabasco could as easily have been a penis.
her taste in food is getting a lot better but she still has a soft spot for shitty low-class food. both of her parents are cheap new englanders who don't know how to cook, so it's just what she grew up on it.
Growing up, two of my friends lived pretty close together. And one night me and my best friend got bored and snuck out to our other friend's house around 2 am or so. We opened up the window above his bed and very carefully applied some tabasco sauce to his lips. Then being dumb, we just poured a bunch on his lips because we didn't know if a little would be enough. Which caused him to wake up sputtering. At which point we took off and ran like hell. The next day he called us, and I think he told us we were fucking assholes but we were laughing too hard.
You taught him a valuable lesson about leaving windows unlatched. That tabasco could as easily have been a penis.
"Do you know if your window is latched? Do you want to suck a dick? Latch that window."
A public service announcement from the face fuckers of america.
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her taste in food is getting a lot better but she still has a soft spot for shitty low-class food. both of her parents are cheap new englanders who don't know how to cook, so it's just what she grew up on it.
it just really completes the image of her that you have presented
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Growing up, two of my friends lived pretty close together. And one night me and my best friend got bored and snuck out to our other friend's house around 2 am or so. We opened up the window above his bed and very carefully applied some tabasco sauce to his lips. Then being dumb, we just poured a bunch on his lips because we didn't know if a little would be enough. Which caused him to wake up sputtering. At which point we took off and ran like hell. The next day he called us, and I think he told us we were fucking assholes but we were laughing too hard.
You taught him a valuable lesson about leaving windows unlatched. That tabasco could as easily have been a penis.
Exactly. My childhood was full of lessons like this. Like why April Fool's Day was banned in my house.
Man, I saw one of those pro-HFCS ads yesterday and I'm like... can we just bring on the censorship? I can't watch people have sex but I have to watch this shit?
What style was it? The three I've seen are:
"Look at all the awesome stuff HFCS is in! It must be good!"
and
"I heard HFCS is bad for you."
"Is it? Is it really?"
"No, I guess not!"
and, lastly
"If you don't guzzle HFCS every day, you will kill the American farmer."
Reminds me of when my grand mother used a "first aid spray" on some road rash I got from taking a spill on a bike. Jesus fucking christ that burned, it was like she set my fucking arm on fire. Its why when you get first aid sprays in RE games I'm like "Why don't they scream that shit burns?"
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Growing up, two of my friends lived pretty close together. And one night me and my best friend got bored and snuck out to our other friend's house around 2 am or so. We opened up the window above his bed and very carefully applied some tabasco sauce to his lips. Then being dumb, we just poured a bunch on his lips because we didn't know if a little would be enough. Which caused him to wake up sputtering. At which point we took off and ran like hell. The next day he called us, and I think he told us we were fucking assholes but we were laughing too hard.
You taught him a valuable lesson about leaving windows unlatched. That tabasco could as easily have been a penis.
Exactly. My childhood was full of lessons like this. Like why April Fool's Day was banned in my house.
You are shamelessly baiting me into asking about this
Reminds me of when my grand mother used a "first aid spray" on some road rash I got from taking a spill on a bike. Jesus fucking christ that burned, it was like she set my fucking arm on fire. Its why when you get first aid sprays in RE games I'm like "Why don't they scream that shit burns?"
they only use first aid sprays after they've used up all the "herbs" they use to dull pain and cure injuries.
Man, I saw one of those pro-HFCS ads yesterday and I'm like... can we just bring on the censorship? I can't watch people have sex but I have to watch this shit?
What style was it? The three I've seen are:
"Look at all the awesome stuff HFCS is in! It must be good!"
and
"I heard HFCS is bad for you."
"Is it? Is it really?"
"No, I guess not!"
and, lastly
"If you don't guzzle HFCS every day, you will kill the American farmer."
The bolded one. This guy is brought into a police office and a corncob, a bottle of honey, and a sugarcube are lined up. He's asked to identify the one responsible for him gaining 20 pounds over the Summer. He's like "Oh, the corn." "Wha..?" "Yeah, I think I saw that on the news? Or something?" "You mean you didn't have any proof?" The police officer is all disgusted. The metaphor was stretched incredibly thin.
Growing up, two of my friends lived pretty close together. And one night me and my best friend got bored and snuck out to our other friend's house around 2 am or so. We opened up the window above his bed and very carefully applied some tabasco sauce to his lips. Then being dumb, we just poured a bunch on his lips because we didn't know if a little would be enough. Which caused him to wake up sputtering. At which point we took off and ran like hell. The next day he called us, and I think he told us we were fucking assholes but we were laughing too hard.
You taught him a valuable lesson about leaving windows unlatched. That tabasco could as easily have been a penis.
Exactly. My childhood was full of lessons like this. Like why April Fool's Day was banned in my house.
You are shamelessly baiting me into asking about this
Reminds me of when my grand mother used a "first aid spray" on some road rash I got from taking a spill on a bike. Jesus fucking christ that burned, it was like she set my fucking arm on fire. Its why when you get first aid sprays in RE games I'm like "Why don't they scream that shit burns?"
they only use first aid sprays after they've used up all the "herbs" they apply to their wounds.
Too high to scream? I can dig it.
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You taught him a valuable lesson about leaving windows unlatched. That tabasco could as easily have been a penis.
PAIN O_o
her taste in food is getting a lot better but she still has a soft spot for shitty low-class food. both of her parents are cheap new englanders who don't know how to cook, so it's just what she grew up on it.
When you are down to macguyvering it, pain goes out the window.
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But you know, salt, carbs, fat, salt.
"Do you know if your window is latched? Do you want to suck a dick? Latch that window."
A public service announcement from the face fuckers of america.
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it just really completes the image of her that you have presented
what's wrong with hamburger helper
Have you ever had to use iodine?
Hurts like a goddamn motherfucker.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
In my mind is an image of ground beef
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It's actually not bad. Honestly a toss up with alcohol.
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Exactly. My childhood was full of lessons like this. Like why April Fool's Day was banned in my house.
What style was it? The three I've seen are:
"Look at all the awesome stuff HFCS is in! It must be good!"
and
"I heard HFCS is bad for you."
"Is it? Is it really?"
"No, I guess not!"
and, lastly
"If you don't guzzle HFCS every day, you will kill the American farmer."
But I only use a half-pound of beef and substitute vegetables for the rest and it makes four meals.
Really at that point it's basically pasta with a seasoning packet.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I've never had to use it on myself, but I always use iodine to swab out the voids after removing a cyst
Well yeah, of course I have.
But I bet salt hurts more.
Reminds me of when my grand mother used a "first aid spray" on some road rash I got from taking a spill on a bike. Jesus fucking christ that burned, it was like she set my fucking arm on fire. Its why when you get first aid sprays in RE games I'm like "Why don't they scream that shit burns?"
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buy DCUO instead
...Use it to pre-order it?
He wants a good game jacob... OH IN YOUR FACE!!!
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It's not sexual at all oh god don't get that idea.
But there is something very primal and satisfying about watching man overcome something that is festering just under the surface of his skin.
You are shamelessly baiting me into asking about this
they only use first aid sprays after they've used up all the "herbs" they use to dull pain and cure injuries.
The bolded one. This guy is brought into a police office and a corncob, a bottle of honey, and a sugarcube are lined up. He's asked to identify the one responsible for him gaining 20 pounds over the Summer. He's like "Oh, the corn." "Wha..?" "Yeah, I think I saw that on the news? Or something?" "You mean you didn't have any proof?" The police officer is all disgusted. The metaphor was stretched incredibly thin.
Man I just watch youtubes to see drunks get electroctuted by police, you're fucked up lud.
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Mori, you are his backup.
i feel fine now but I know tomorrow I will be in a world of pain
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Well not just exclusive you.
Too high to scream? I can dig it.
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Incidentally, this is how you know their magic amulets don't work.
A lot of places only have you put $5 down and then you pay the rest when you pick it up.