There are only three black dudes who work at my restaurant. One's the GM, the other's a manager, and the third is the best server we've got (and a really awesome friend to boot). We're all four of us in the office, and it comes up that I'm half-black, and the regular manager's like "what? no way really? I didn't know that." And the other two are like c'mon dude look at him. So then the manager's like "so is your mom or your dad black?"
And we just all looked at him for a minute in silence before we simultaneously shouted "Of course it's the dad!" and he got all embarrassed for asking.
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edited May 2011
I have no mental disorders. I am on no medications, I am not depressed and I've never seen a therapist.
MENTAL DISORDER DISCUSSION OVER MORE VAGINA TALK
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can't we all talk about our mental disorders for a while
alcoholism is fun!
yeah! the way it's not really a problem at first, but you slowly alienate your family and friends and wind up crying into a gallon jug of livingston red rose
There are only three black dudes who work at my restaurant. One's the GM, the other's a manager, and the third is the best server we've got (and a really awesome friend to boot). We're all four of us in the office, and it comes up that I'm half-black, and the regular manager's like "what? no way really? I didn't know that." And the other two are like c'mon dude look at him. So then the manager's like "so is your mom or your dad black?"
And we just all looked at him for a minute in silence before we simultaneously shouted "Of course it's the dad!" and he got all embarrassed for asking.
People always think my dad is the Black one. It's like "Uh, no."
I am listening to baseball. Looking at backgrounds. There is a this dump of 3 gorgeous women on 4walled near the top. First a redhead, then a raven haired women and then a blond. If I didn't have a no cheese cake policy on my backgrounds I would of grabbed a couple.
saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a restaurant today
I guess it's good that his mom didn't give in to his petulant demands
but I'm baffled that she didn't do anything when he was kicking the wall over and over, wanting to go home
Who the heck lets their kid get away with that? The owners of the joint were sitting like three tables away, trying to enjoy a sandwich.
Children are terrible in restaurants. Back when I was bussing sometimes there'd be kids running around and I wouldn't be able to see them over the stacks of drink glasses and porcelain plates I'd be carrying precariously on my flimsy tray. Like, do you want your kid to die? Because if I trip on them, they are going to get fucked up by the falling fat man and the sharp fragile objects.
There are only three black dudes who work at my restaurant. One's the GM, the other's a manager, and the third is the best server we've got (and a really awesome friend to boot). We're all four of us in the office, and it comes up that I'm half-black, and the regular manager's like "what? no way really? I didn't know that." And the other two are like c'mon dude look at him. So then the manager's like "so is your mom or your dad black?"
And we just all looked at him for a minute in silence before we simultaneously shouted "Of course it's the dad!" and he got all embarrassed for asking.
People always think my dad is the Black one. It's like "Uh, no."
can't we all talk about our mental disorders for a while
alcoholism is fun!
miller
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hendrick's
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ooh good one :^:
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edited May 2011
I like livingston red rose by the way. But God, even drinking a glass makes me feel like I need to be sitting outside the liquorstore with the homeless guys talking bout 'nam
It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.
Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.
Ehh, our plumbing is sufficient but I wouldn't say natural plumbing is really high quality no matter where.
Eh, the Cetacean have a patch for the shared breathing tube/eating tube bug that leads to hella fatal exceptions
We had a hotfix for it but we rolled it back because it interfered with Expressive Language 1.3 service pack HOLY SHIT THERE'S THAT POISONOUS SNAKE ON YOU THE ONE WHERE SUCKING OUT THE VENOM HELPS
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There are only three black dudes who work at my restaurant. One's the GM, the other's a manager, and the third is the best server we've got (and a really awesome friend to boot). We're all four of us in the office, and it comes up that I'm half-black, and the regular manager's like "what? no way really? I didn't know that." And the other two are like c'mon dude look at him. So then the manager's like "so is your mom or your dad black?"
And we just all looked at him for a minute in silence before we simultaneously shouted "Of course it's the dad!" and he got all embarrassed for asking.
People always think my dad is the Black one. It's like "Uh, no."
I then enjoy watching their minds explode.
Rosario, you're the exception not the rule.
I see more Black women with Latino/Hispanic/Spanish/Whatever the general populace wants to slap on us at the moment Guys than the other way around.
But the Black Guy/White Woman combo is high still, I agree.
It was weird, when I was with my ex, we were walking down the street and some mailman yelled out "Chocolate and Vanilla~"
edit: And I look nothing like Rosario Dawson. She's way hot.
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a guy in his 40's was getting picked up from the train station by his wife. he got in and said 'hey beautiful'
and then he said 'I feel like having dinner with a gorgeous woman tonight' and then smooched his wife
it was really adorable. I hope I'm like that if I've been with someone for a while
Are you sure he was referring to having dinner with her?
And you seem like a romantic, in general, Eddy. I'm sure you'll manage to keep that spark alive. Just always remember one simple thing: a bouquet of flowers cost less than the cheapest cocktail you can find. Get one randomly every couple months or so and you'll make that lucky guy of yours swoon for, like, $20 a year.
oh, excuse me sig, I am carlos boca negra and I lost my shirt. I am very dirty and sweaty, you see, you can see the sweat running down my stomach, see that?
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And we just all looked at him for a minute in silence before we simultaneously shouted "Of course it's the dad!" and he got all embarrassed for asking.
MENTAL DISORDER DISCUSSION OVER MORE VAGINA TALK
miller
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It used to not be on Instant Watch, and I was sad. Now it is, so I'm watching it!
I can't wait until he actually becomes Robocop. That's when the ridiculousness should really ramp up.
Eh, the Cetacean have a patch for the shared breathing tube/eating tube bug that leads to hella fatal exceptions
and then he said 'I feel like having dinner with a gorgeous woman tonight' and then smooched his wife
it was really adorable. I hope I'm like that if I've been with someone for a while
yeah! the way it's not really a problem at first, but you slowly alienate your family and friends and wind up crying into a gallon jug of livingston red rose
People always think my dad is the Black one. It's like "Uh, no."
I then enjoy watching their minds explode.
hendrick's
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
/dies
Children are terrible in restaurants. Back when I was bussing sometimes there'd be kids running around and I wouldn't be able to see them over the stacks of drink glasses and porcelain plates I'd be carrying precariously on my flimsy tray. Like, do you want your kid to die? Because if I trip on them, they are going to get fucked up by the falling fat man and the sharp fragile objects.
stay in your lane!
*jingles keys*
I love when red foreman kills him
I kept wanting him to call murphy a dumbass
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Rosario, you're the exception not the rule.
Fluffy! Help!
ooh good one :^:
We had a hotfix for it but we rolled it back because it interfered with Expressive Language 1.3 service pack HOLY SHIT THERE'S THAT POISONOUS SNAKE ON YOU THE ONE WHERE SUCKING OUT THE VENOM HELPS
this is my background
NSFW!
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mos def
I see more Black women with Latino/Hispanic/Spanish/Whatever the general populace wants to slap on us at the moment Guys than the other way around.
But the Black Guy/White Woman combo is high still, I agree.
It was weird, when I was with my ex, we were walking down the street and some mailman yelled out "Chocolate and Vanilla~"
edit: And I look nothing like Rosario Dawson. She's way hot.
That just happened!
Are you sure he was referring to having dinner with her?
And you seem like a romantic, in general, Eddy. I'm sure you'll manage to keep that spark alive. Just always remember one simple thing: a bouquet of flowers cost less than the cheapest cocktail you can find. Get one randomly every couple months or so and you'll make that lucky guy of yours swoon for, like, $20 a year.
wash him off
Of course I do that when I tie my shoes too.
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anyway can I use your shower?